Stinky jeans farts

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Published by fartgirlloveruk
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Is it really that hard to believe that if she eats healthier, her farts are yummier?
I want that sweet wholesome fart. I want that sweet potato and kale fart. I want that bean chips and hummus fart. I want that banana and cream fart.
I don't want that taco bell and mcdonalds fart. Or that egg fart. That shit does not smell as sweet as my baby is, it does not do right by her.
Give me those whole food plant-based farts and I'm a happy man. Let my baby stink good. Make Farts Wholesome Again
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