dustlander's profile

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Personal information

I am:

Male, heterosexual

From:

Sofia, Bulgaria

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Interests
and fetishes:

Languages:

English

Education:

College

Kids:

Yes, we live together

Religion:

Protestant

Smoking:

Regularly

Drinking:

Never

Drugs:

Never

Star sign:

Scorpio

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Athletic

Hair length:

Short

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Green

Height:

6 ft 1 in (186 cm)

Comments

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joe_london 11 years ago

Ok, so what's the cure for a penile fracture? Please end my suffering

dustlander Host 11 years ago

Hey want to learn something horrifying?

Sure you do!

Do you know about penile fractures? See, sometimes when an erect dick is bent sharply or gets hit or slammed, it can suffer a penile fracture where the internal dick vessels snap. Let’s check with Wikipedia what happens then:

A popping or cracking sound, significant pain, immediate flaccidity, and skin hematoma (internal bleeding) of various sizes are commonly associated with the event.

Terrifying! Now that we all know this terrible injury is possible, let’s move on to a new fact about penile fractures that science has recently discovered: dick fractures are more likely to happen while cheating on your wife…no it’s not because the angry wife bursts in and attacks her husband’s cheating cock.

For a study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine an urologist asked men coming into emergency with broken dicks how the accident happened, slightly more that half admitted it was during extramarital sex with their mistresses. Since they’re not having safe, boring, sex with their wives, the guys are doing all sorts of crazy shit when fucking their girlfriends-on-the-side which increases the chance of getting hurt.