curlyturd's profile

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4786 days on xHamster

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24 subscribers

274 comments left

Personal information

I am:

toblamorey gukklewaite smithe, male, heterosexual

From:

Royston vasey, United Kingdom

Seeking:

Female couple, homosexual

Languages:

Japanese

Education:

PhD/MD/Post doctorate

Occupation:

deepsea wood welder & P/T leprechaun catcher & machine operator viewer

Income:

Multimillionaire

Relationship:

Open

Religion:

Confucian

Smoking:

Regularly

Drinking:

Most days

Drugs:

Recreational drugs regularly

Star sign:

Leo

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Slim

Hair length:

Very long

Hair color:

Hairless

Eye color:

Black

Height:

8 ft 4 in (255 cm)

Comments

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Cracks me up whenever I read this page...

Thank you for inviting me. Great video collection!

Sinatra877 11 years ago

Just for you Pallie!

Just copy and paste this link and enjoy.

http://pl.st/p/23717253387

Nice pic haha

sociallubricant 11 years ago

beam me up scotty, this planet is entertainmentless

fukthaworld88 12 years ago

haha i like tha about me section that ya wrote. fuckin gooooood shit. its cool to see people with a sense of humor on xhamster. stop by my profile sometime bro. peace!

sociallubricant 12 years ago

Nothing says happy valentines day like a curly turd...

rockingdude 12 years ago

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE OF MONKEYBUSINESS☆ ☆
***********
WALK THE LINE

men who play trombone in courdaroy evening wear make me weak in the knees, as for my strap on beak, i lent it to my optician, or at least thats who he claimed to be. nice profile, beware the french and rest in peace frankie sidebottom!

coroebus 12 years ago

ThX toblamorey gukklewaite smithe!
Have a happy new year

Buggster 12 years ago

Happy Christmas

sociallubricant 12 years ago

Wouldn't want you to have to sit on a blow up donut from hemoroids or even worse prostate trouble.

sociallubricant 12 years ago

Yo' Bloke, hope all candy didn;t give you the runs.

sociallubricant 12 years ago

220 days and still curly? You really gotta get more fiber

Vidster 12 years ago

Thanks for the invite. Great pictures.

Thanks for the friend invite...
It's 10:55 p.m. my local time and
I'm drunk as hell...
After reading your profile info,
man my mind just went numb...
Well I'm going out now and buy
another bottle of tequila in the
corner 7-11...
Maybe I can get my brains back on
again...
:DDD