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Your dangling breast chicks passed...

The "Big Boner Test" or "Lattentest" (German) ranks the female body.

Cock rules, der Schwanz entscheidet:

# 1 Passed - Congratulations!
She passes the big boner test = my cock get's instantly hard without wanking!

# 1 Bestanden - Gratulation! (German)
Sie besteht den Lattentest = mein Schwanz wird sofort ohne Anwichsen steif.

How it works:

The “Big Boner Test”

Unfuckable = Just hanging there.
Fuckworthy = A few beer, a strong wank to get hard enough to enter.
More Fuckable = A nice wank to get hard enough to enter.
Most Fuckable = Her body alone makes him a perfect boner, she gets him fuck hard instantly, she has passed the big boner test.

Der “Lattentest”

Nicht fickbar = Abhängen
Okay fickbar = Ein paar Bier und hartes Anwichsen.
Gut fickbar = Ein wenig Anwichsen, um auf Ficksteife zu kommen.
Der super Fick = Der Anblick des Körpers allein wirkt auf den Schwanz,
er wird sofort zur harten Latte, bereit zum Ficken!
Sie hat den Lattentest bestanden!