REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY
WHEN ALL WE HAD TO LOOK AT WAS PG PORN?
The good old days of innocent viewing of erotica before we found out it was dirty? Remember how disturbed you were when you discovered that you liked seeing it, and how it compounded your worse fears that you would be banished to hell? Do you remember? Why of course you don’t. Because it never happened.
PG porn is a non-existent manifestation from the twisted imagination of a mad man. And what does this have to do with the pictures posted in these galleries? Absolutely nothing.
It is nothing more than a shameless attempt to sound all highfalutin. Ya know. Smart. You see, none of my people ever got much an education. I’m the only one to ever finish high school. My daddy was in jail when I was born so I didn't learn how to hot-wire a car until I was eighth when he got out. Even though he couldn't read, he always did encouraged me to look-up big words and use them as often as possible even if I didn't know what they meant. Daddy always said, you ain't gotta be smart. You just gotta sound smart.
That’s why I was trying to find a way to say there ain't any porn in these galleries and sound educated and all.