A billion dollar fantasy (gay) (very kinky)

The premise would be winning the Mega Powerball lottery, basically a billion dollars. Being a perverted degenerate, I would dedicate the rest of my life living out every hedonistic pleasure I could imagine. Step one would be to purchase a massive mansion, as far away from the public view as possible. The mansion would have every convenience. It would be as self-sustaining as possible, with its own wind/solar/water, farming for fresh food, and employees able to handle everything and all specialities, including security. Step two would be to select the employees. It would be only men. They w… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 1 year ago 4

A Foot Fetish Can Now Taste Even BETTER !!!

I think I found my new favorite fetish. It perfectly combines my love of eating pasta with my love of having sexy feet in my mouth. If I could, I would eat all my meals off of the feet of beautiful women, especially celebrities. I seen nude women used as sushi platters before. This is taking it to another level of kink! I hope you all are as intrigued by this as I am. Let me know in the comment section which kinds of food you'd like to eat off of beautiful feel like this. And if it's a celebrity, say which one or ones p… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 4 years ago 8

Sarah's Holodeck Punishment (Extreme Oral)

The year is 2322. Holodeck technology has been around since the fall of the Puritan movement’s war against pornography. The technology was perfected and much like the invention of the television, every home had one. “Sorry Sarah, but it’s not my fault you didn’t read the fine print in your contract. As you know, anyone found guilty of stealing from the Company will be immediately fired. Your pilfering of office supplies was well documented, and the bosses know all about it. Instead of just firing you, our division management agreed to corporal punishment in lieu of your termination. They gav… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 6 years ago 6

Skeet Squad - The Porn Guys

Have you heard of the Skeet Squad? It's a new and exciting branch of BestBuy's Geek Squad. The Skeet Squad's mission is to provide porn and porn related services to ensure members achieve orgasm every time they enjoy a porn session. If the porn isn't doing the job by itself, a Skeet Squad agent is dispatched to resolve the issue. Our agents are tasked with doing everything in their power to ensure the customer is FULLY satisfied. Agents normally just provide additional porn material, but sign up now for an exclusive offer! Sign up now and all new customers will receive the S… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 6 years ago 14

Would You Rather... XXX version

You have angered a powerful genie and it has decided to punish you. It has decided that you are to spend the rest of human existence as a sex toy. You are indestructible and always seem brand new to whoever uses you. You will retain all 5 senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste. The genie makes using your new sex toy body is compulsive to ensure you are constantly used. Option 1. You are now an inflatable butt plug. You are given to a gay fraternity and passed around frequently. The rest of your existence now consists of seeing, smelling, touching, hearing, and tasting the inside of… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 6 years ago 48

Oral Games (non-fiction)

First off, I want to state that the events described below, actually happened. I have a local friend I met on xhamster and we hang out semi-regularly. It all started with us chatting about our favorite throat fucking porn. We quickly realized we both lived in the same town and started asking about each other. He asked me what my interests are and I simply suggested he take a look at my perverted blogs and stories. After a few minutes, he came back into chat. He told me he liked how perverted I am. He noticed in my profile that I described myself as bi and asked if I would be… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 7 years ago 13

The Frat House Sex Box

A local college fraternity approached me to help with a project of theirs. The frat was made up of all losers and nerds who couldn't get girls. That didn't stop them from being ultra horny college boys. They asked me to build them something to help with their sexual frustrations. They gave me a fairly large budget to work with so I agreed. The project turned out to be simple, yet time consuming. I used one of the vacant rooms in the frat's basement. I fabricated a chest-high square box made out of aluminuim and covered in soft rubber. I also covered the floor around the box in the same soft t… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 7 years ago 12

The ever expanding list of my Fetishes

Fetishes in Porn - 1. Girls with small to zero tits 2. hairless pussy 3. young looking teen girls 4. Camel toe 5. small/pert butts 6. hairless and douched clean assholes 7. true lesbians worshiping and hungry for assholes 8. lesbian foot worship 9. lesbian hairless armpit worship 10. Bukkake/epic facials 11. Girls swallowing/drinking LOTS of cum 12. Blackmail 13. Hypnosis 14. Time-stop 15. Girls in shiny bikinis 16. Girls covered in baby oil 17. Gymnast/flexy girls 18. Girls wearing crotchless bikinis 19. Girls who believably act like sperm-starved mega sluts who are crazy for big cock/cocks i… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 7 years ago 21

Why Cocksuckers Suck Cock

There is literally nothing that can compare to having a man's penis in your mouth. The feeling you get when kneeled before another man as he stands above you in a position of power and dominance, is amazing and humbling. When servicing a cock, you stop being a human being with human rights, you become nothing more than a mouth who's only purpose is to provide oral pleasure. Sucking a man's cock is the ultimate show of submission. You are giving pleasure with all your being, without the expectation of anything in return. The sugary-sweet taste of the pre-cum as it leaks into your mouth whi… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 7 years ago 223

How to play Blowjob Roulette

Blowjob Roulette. http://xhamster.com/photos/view/4588302-78019003.html With the girls all hanging their heads over the bed, spend one minute throat fucking before moving to the next girl for another minute. The winning girl is the one who gets your cum blasted down her throat. The losing girls have to reward the winning girl by eating her to orgasm. She gets to chose if it's her pussy, asshole, or both that gets eaten out. The erotic sight of this is likely to make the male hard again, leading to an additional round/rounds of BJ Roulette.… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 8 years ago 9

How to play Fluffer-Nutter

The game is called Fluffer-Nutter. Two men or one man and one woman play one hand of poker. The winner gets to be the Nutter and has to think of a number between 1-10. Since the Fluffer lost, that person has to try and guess the Nutters number. If the Fluffer gets it wrong, he or she is required to give the Nutter a blowjob. As an addition penalty, the Fluffer is required to act as the Nutter's cum dumpster and swallow every drop of sperm. Once the Nutter is spent, the round is over. (NOTE1) Special Rule: If the Nutter notices that the Fluffer missed swallowing even a single drop of his cum,… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 8 years ago 12

If I had mind control powers...

If I had mind control powers, I would explore Hollywood looking for TV or movie stars who's characters were related to each other. Bonus points if I could find twins, or real life siblings. I would use my power to prevent whomever I find from moving and inform the two helpless girls/women about what I am doing to them and what they will soon be doing for me. One of them will be giving me a blowjob while the remaining girl will be performing analingus on the girl giving me head. I give them a small demonstration of my power like making them hop on one foot of something. Once they both r… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 8 years ago 2

How to play 'Bitch Poker'

Bitch Poker was created and designed to be played in prisons, but the game can be played by anyone in any location or setting. Bitch Poker was designed to be added onto all normal games of poker like '5 card stud', or 'Texas Holdem'. The mandatory rules of Bitch Poker are this: 1. The minimum number of players to start the game of Bitch Poker is 3. 2. The first player to lose all their playing chips is required to be the Bitch. 3. The Bitch can only be one of the players actually playing the game and the Bitch can not be delegated. 4. Once identified as the Bitch, the former player is requi… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 11 years ago 20

Fun times in college

When I was in college, I had a regular three-way setup with my neighbor's brother Nate, and his girlfriend Sarah. Nate was a semi-pro footbag player from upstate New York and had the mussel tone like a swimmer. He had long, dark hair and stood about 5'9, 155lbs maybe. Sarah was from Arizona but looked like a stereotypical jewish girl from Chicago with a slightly big nose, long frizzy hair that she kept long because it would look very 'Annie' if she ever cut it short. Where Nate's body was tone and hard, her's was nice and soft, but not over weight. Sarah stood at about 5'5 and around 13… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 11 years ago 2

(BFF) - Best (perverted) Friends Forever !!!

I sure would love to have a guy friend who is as much of a pervert as I am. In a perfect world, he'd be average height/weight with good hygiene and a cut cock somewhere between 5.5 and 7.5 inches in length, with a fat, mushroom cockhead, and a huge set of balls hanging low to go with it. We would have known each other for a while before he somehow finds out that not only am I as big a pervert as he is, but that we both have a fascination with straight blowjob porn, but for different reasons. The best part would be when he finds out that while we both wish we could be in the hardcore… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 11 years ago 11

Swallowing Cum

I personally believe that unless a man has a contractible disease or is trying to get a woman pregnant, all sperm and semen should be swallowed voluntarily by willing cum sluts. I know if there wasn't a social and religious stigma against being a cum slut, thousands of gallons of sperm would be swallowed every day. If everyone felt that sperm and semen should be respected and honored, no one would turn down a random guy walking up and jacking himself off in your mouth, followed by you swallowing. No words need pass between the two of you, just as you would nod your head if any stranger mad… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 12 years ago 29

If You Could Be Anyone In Any Porn

I got this idea from an old 90's tv show called Quantum Leap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjK9GJMBpt0 You have the power to leap into and possess the body of anyone from any time. The only catch is you can only leap into a porn scene. You can be the male or female performer from ANY porn scene ever recorded. You will experience everything they do. You will experience every taste, smell, sound and physical sensation that the person you are possessing feels. After the scene is over, you will return to your own body with no one but you, knowing what just happened. No need to be picky, you can… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 12 years ago 14

Transexual Pornstars

Suzana Holmes-12inch 5'11 tall Daniel-12inch Mariana Cordoba- 11inch (white big fat cock) Nefertiti-12 Jordan-12inch,32A Dream-12inch,34A Summer Heat-9inch,36B Natasha Koxxx-9inch,34DD (huge fat cock) Tamya-11inch,34D (huge fat cock) Mysa del Rio-10inch,38D (huge fat cock) Mya Young-11inch,34A (huge fat cock) Carmen Delicious-8inch,38DD (fat cock) Lisa Cage-10inch,36C Roxie-9inch,34A Shakirah Allure-9inch Kitty-10inch,34A (white) (fat cock) Vo D'Balm-10inch,38DD (lat) (fat cock) Prue-10inch,36D (white) (fat cock) Cleo-10inch,34B (lat) Babydoll-11inch,38D (uncut) Mia Isabella-11inch,34D Vanilla… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 12 years ago 9

Female Pornstars part 1

MY FAVORITE PORN STARS (might not be yours) _____ Allie Sin _____ Amber Rayne _____ Ann Harlow aka Erica Howard (5'2, small titties,… Read more

Posted by spermaholic 12 years ago 9