90 Days in the xHamster cage

A few personal observations and thoughts after 90 days of xHamstering I've met some very nice people. Genuinely friendly, grown-up people who really seem to have their shit together. I've even met a small number of very special people of whom I've grown quite fond. Sadly, though, I'd have to admit that I'm greatly disappointed in the self-entitled attitudes that seem to saturate the the vast majority of the community interactions here. This is based on reading a boatload of comments. I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the "I'm only here to rub one out really quickly and after that… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago 1

Roleplay Starter: Grease Job

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. "Grease Job" Interior: Small waiting area of a local light auto repair and oil change shop. It's arranged in an "L" shape, with the washrooms and coffee pot in the smaller segment. She's wearing a pastel sea-green pants suit that looks like it cost more than he makes in a week. Her tasteful peep toe heels and understated jewelry complete her conservative appearance. She's definitely out of her element in the grit of the service shop. Her briefcase is on the floor by her side and she's reading something in her leather bound folio.… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Weed Whacker

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. "Weed Whacker" Exterior: Backyard suburbia. A privacy fence surrounds the lot on either side, with the rear bordered by wire fencing with a thickly wooded area beyond. A tool shed sits in one corner. A small number of picnic tables and volleyball net with and makeshift bounds markers remains from the annual family end of summer celebration last weekend. It's a lazy Saturday afternoon. She's relaxing on the deck, soaking up some of the last of the summer sunshine in a very brief electric-pink bikini. She reclines and tents her magazin… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Performing Arts

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. Multiple couples. "Performing Arts" Interior: a dinner party after the meal, and the guests are gathered in the living room enjoying drinks. The conversation has turned to sexual adventures. The hostess enters carrying a large empty salad bowl, several note cards and pens. She gives each couple three cards and a pen. "Tonight we're celebrating the 'performing arts'" she says. "Write down three of your favorite sexual positions, one on each card. Fold them once, and put them in the bowl. Each couple in turn will draw one and demonstrate." Amid mu… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Coming Attractions

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. "Coming Attractions" Interior: a darkened movie theater She's been looking forward to the film for some time now. He's been good-naturedly inventing flimsy excuses to avoid the big-name romantic comedy "chick flick" since it was first prompted. The theater isn't crowded by any measure, but it's not deserted either. Couples dot the house here and there. They make their way to the center of the theater seating. She's carrying the drinks and he's carrying the gigantic tub of extra-butter popcorn. They settle in just as the coming a… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Riverside Rainstorm

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 or more Female + Male couples. "Riverside Rainstorm" Exterior: small river-front camp site in a National park. Similar sites dot both banks with an occasional footbridges spanning the shallow, slowly flowing river. It's been raining for the past 6 hours, but has begun to slow. All the cooking fires have been extinguished for hours now. As night begins to fall, the tents begin to reveal shadows of the occupants as the lanterns begin to glow. The couple in the next site over has obviously become occupied with pleasuring each other as random a****listic… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Stater: Wash Day Blues

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. "Wash Day Blues" Interior: typical suburban home laundry room. Mrs. Jones, an attractive woman in her early forties, is dressed in a thin cotton tee, jeans shorts and flip flops. She's got her pelvis firmly pressed against the corner of the washing machine during the spin cycle. She believes she's alone. Her eyes are closed tightly and her breathing is rapid and shallow. "Oh, I'm SO sorry, Mrs. Jones!" exclaimed Bill. Bill was her neighbor's son, visiting home on college break. He was wearing only swimming trunks and carrying a bot… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Girl Squad Cookies

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. Interior: a typical suburban home. The décor is a hodgepodge of mismatched furniture and memorabilia. It screams "bachelor". The doorbell rings. He answers. Outside stands a girl in her late teens, dressed in a Girl Squad uniform that's clearly too small for her. "Wanna buy some Girl Squad cookies, mister?" He eyes her suspiciously. "How old are you, young lady?" She knows she's been caught. "Nineteen." she sighs. "Isn't that a little old for Girl Squad?" he asks, raising an eyebrow. She narrows her eyes and places… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Veggie Mania

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. Interior: grocery store Our couple makes a last minute stop for some ingredients for the evening meal. He selects a nice head of Romaine lettuce. She hands him a fresh cucumber. "I thought you wanted a Caesar salad?" he asks. "There's not usually cucumber in those." "You're right." she said smiling sweetly. She gives him a quick kiss on the cheek and whispers in his ear "Dinner's going to be a little late tonight. When we get back, I'm going to suck your cock while you lick my clit and fuck me with this."… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Stater: Earlybirds

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. "Early-birds" Exterior: a small community cinder jogging track, half mile circuit. Bounded on one side by a parking lot, one by a small number of covered open-air picnic table structures, one by a c***dren's play area with woods beyond, and the farthest from the parking lot by an undeveloped wooded area. The sodium vapor safety lighting casts an unearthly orange glow on everything before the sunrise with sharp, jagged shadows marking the park's boundaries. Early fall, the leaves have not yet begun to change. There's a crispness i… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: She Has a Secret

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. "She Has a Secret" Model: xtiiineee Interior: an up-scale Italian restaurant. Secluded corner booth. Our couple is dressed for an evening at the theater. He's wearing a tailored black suit, white shirt, black bow tie. She's in a flattering knee-length white dress, strappy heels and a sequinned clutch. He holds her hand as she sits at the booth. He notices something dark on her thigh as she sits. "Is that a bruise? What happened?" he asks. W… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Not a Word Need be Spoken

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. She is napping on the couch, enjoying a sex dream, only to awaken and realize there's a warm wet tongue softly licking her, as if to not awaken her. She recognizes him instantly and runs her fingers through his hair. He knows she's awake. As the fog of sleep lifts, she sees him rise. He rolls her onto her back and walks to the end of the sofa. Taking her ankles, he drags her toward him, lifting, so that now just her bottom rests on the arm of the couch. He places her ankles on his shoulders. His pre-wakening attention has the… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago 1

Roleplay Starter: New Dog, Old Trick

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. Him: "On you knees, girl. Now sit on your heels. Good girl!" He fastens a leather dog collar around her neck and attaches a chain leash. He stands in front of her. Him: "No touching now. Just sit there." He unzips pants and produces a flaccid penis. Him: "Just watch." As if by magic, his cock grows until it's visibly throbbing and just inches from her face. She sees his abdomen flex and the head inflates noticeably for a moment. Him: "Steady girl. Just sit there. We're going to see if you can learn a new trick. I'm… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Blind Lust

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. Her: arms around his neck. Her: legs around his waist. Her: back against the wall. Him: not caring if the neighbors hear. Him: not caring if the pictures fall. Him: not caring if the wall gets cracks in it. He's focused singly on her becoming a sweaty, quivering, woman-creature who can only speak a two or three words at a time. He says: Go ahead. Bite. Leave scratches. Won't change a thing. Only the safe word has a chance of stopping this and guess what ... maybe I ain't so good at hearin' things right now.… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: Full Service

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 or more Males. "Full Service" Model: xtiiineee Exterior: Small rural service station She's been driving for a couple of hours now, on the way to visit a friend. Her car's getting low on fuel, and the sky ahead is dark and threatening. She pulls into a small service station at the edge of town. There are only three pumps out front. The building has a well-lit office area, and a service bay that she can't yet see into. She pulls in, and an attendant comes… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Roleplay Starter: In the Museum

Roleplay Scene Starter Script. 1 Female, 1 Male. "In the Museum" Model: xtiiineee Interior: Museum Mid-summer, it's very warm outside. Tuesday afternoon, not many visitors in the museum at all. Occasional small groups make their way through the various exhibits, but the museum is largely vacant. She's wearing a thin white and yellow cotton sun dress, flip-flops and carrying a large bag over her shoulder. She's been catching glimpses of the same museum guard for the past half hour as she's mov… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

1-800-FUCK-THAT

Fiction. Degradation. Humiliation. Non-violent abuse. Authored by poster. Inspired by an xHamster member. *ring* *ring* "What!" (cheerful) "Hi Mike! What are we doing tonight?" *something muffled and inaudible because the microphone was covered* "Well, *I* am going to the strip club with my friends." *pause* "I suppose you could come come along, too." (disappointed) "Oh. I was hoping for a nice romantic dinner. I'm REALLY hungry!" "Fuck that." (hopeful) "C'mon, don't be that way, Mike. I want to do something fu… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Pain In The Ass

Browsing through the galleries here of male-female anal sex, I'm noticing that in the vast majority of them the woman looks like she'd rather lose a limb than repeat that photo-shoot. Or are smiling bravely with clenched fists and teeth and furrowed brow. Most of the rest usually have that "remember the money, remember the money" look on their faces. Sad. Maybe it's just another Hollywood cliche that won't die like the cookie-cutter, plastic filled, barbie doll blonde lesbian cheerleaders that someone's apparently breeding out there. "Oh, look, Margret, it's the famous FuckDoll Farms!… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago

Captioncrafting

I'm new at this. Painfully so. I've done some "research" here nosing around some of the other caption galleries, to try and get a sense of what expectations might be for the genre. Now this is not a judgement by any stretch, but an observation: on one end of the spectrum, no small fraction of the ones I've seen so far use a style that I'll insensitively call "explicit"; that is to say that the ideas or messages presented are pretty clearly spelled out. This is absolutely the correct approach at times. On the other side of the coin, in the samples I've seen, a smaller number use a… Read more

Posted by pobox731 9 years ago 1