HOW MY COCKS HEAD GOT A SMILING FACE.

ONE DAY I WAS BROWSING THE NET ON MY PHONE AND WAS LOOKING FEMALES WITH TATTOOS ON THEIR PUSSIES THEY SURE HAD SOME PRETTY ONES AND SOME HOT AND SCARY ONES THEIR WAS ONE THAT HAD ORANGE PUBIC HAIRS AND TATTOOED WILLIE NELSONS FACE AND IT WAS GOOD ANOTHER HAD BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLIES AND OTHER HAD DEMONS AND LIONS TIGERS AND BEARS AND AFTER WATCHING I ASKED MYSELF HOW MY DICK WOULD LOOK WITH A TATTOO SO I GOT A MARKER AND ON MY COCKS HEAD I PUT TWO EYE BROWS TWO EYES TWO DOTS FOR A NOSE AND A BIG SMILE TOOK A SOME PICTURES AND THEN I SAID MYSELF I HOPE ITS NOT PERMANENT MARKER I WAS GOING YO GET S… Read more

Posted by pleasemebabe8 5 years ago

ITCHY DICK HEAD

LAST WEEKEND I WAS AT A PARTY,DRINKING BEER AND HAVING A GOOD TIME,ITS WAS AROUND 11:00pm WHEN I DESPARATELY NEEDED TO TAKE A PISS BOTH RESTROOMS WERE FULL,SO I DECIDED TO GO OUTSIDE BEHIND THE GARAGE AND PULLED MY DICK OUT TO PISS AND STARTED TALKING ON MY PHONE BEFORE I KNEW IT I HAD BEEN ON THE PHONE FOR ABOUT 30min WITH MY DICK HANGING OUT BUT DIDNT THING MUCH OF IT ZIPPED UP,WENT BACK TO THE PARTY AND AFTER THAT WENT HOME,AND THE NEXT MORNING I WOKE UP WITH AN ITCHIE SENSATION ON MY DICKS HEAD I STARTED CHECKING IT OUT STARTED SCRATCHING AND BEFORE I KNEW IT I WAS JACKING OFF AND WHEN MY… Read more

Posted by pleasemebabe8 10 years ago