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[Story] Nazi fetish

Stranger: i have a sl**p disorder
You: Another psychosomatic piece of bs
Stranger: no, i was in a bad car accident and hit my head very hard. the only remnant is a sl**p problem
You: I could cure you with a firm slap to the face and a night of vigorous love making
Stranger: well that actually sounds lovely
You: Take any pain meds?
Stranger: when i need them. my neck is fucked up from the accident
You: Nurse Jackie!!!!!!
Stranger: i dont watch too much tv. i dont know the show
You: So you like it rough in the bedroom?
Stranger: yes, but only if it is properly proportioned to the tend... Continue»
Posted by neonhamster 3 years ago  |  2

[Story] Snarky couple discovers Nazi roleplay fetish over

ou: Question!
Stranger: alright
Stranger: go ahead
You: Who killed Hitler?
Stranger: depends how you look at it
You: Type something asshole
Stranger: alright asshole. hitler killed himself. but you could also say germany killed him.
You: U could say that. If u were a fag.
You: inb4 America killed Lincoln
You: or fat killed your mom
Stranger: alright so obviously you are hostile. is this hostility making you feel better? go ahead let it out on me i can take it.
You: You are either a teen or a pseudo-intellectual.
Stranger: no, i am a psychiatric nurse. and usually when somone acts h... Continue»
Posted by neonhamster 3 years ago  |  3

[Story] Teen Girl's first attempt at masturbation tra

Stranger: is this justin bieber??
You: don't get any p*o on my weiner
Stranger: xD
You: please
Stranger: um
You: This is Biebs. What's up girl?
Stranger: um...
You: I can prove it
You: Baby baby baby
You: Ohhhh
Stranger: wow very nice
You: So what's up?
You: Is your clit tingling?
Stranger: no o.O
You: How old r u?
You: 12?
Stranger: 15 -.-
You: Your clit hasn't dropped yet.
Stranger: what does that mean
You: You have no sex drive
Stranger: well if you're "justin bieber" than yours hasn't dropped either
You: Are you home schooled?
Stranger: no
You: How come u r still a v... Continue»
Posted by neonhamster 3 years ago  |  4
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