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Jimmy Joe and Doris

This couple, Jimmy Joe and Doris, get married and they spend their wedding night immensely enjoying each others company. Doris is a little simple, so Jimmy Joe explains everything to her.

The next morning Jimmy Joe wakes up to find Doris bending over him and inspecting him, and she's crying her eyes out. “What's wrong?” he says.

You know how people are when they're crying so hard. They start and stop talking as if they can't catch their breath. “We... used it... all... up the... first night!” she cried.

Jimmy Joe explains to her that she can pump it up any time she wants to ju... Continue»
Posted by Volfy 4 months ago  |  1

I LOVE lesbians!

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Posted by Volfy 1 year ago  |  1

[Story] If I Had One of Those

If I had one of those I’d play with it all the time. I’d tease it and I’d pamper it. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for it. I’d use it every way I could think of. It’d be VERY MUCH worth it…
I’d show it off. “Hey, look what I’ve got!” I’d use it to tease all the boys. I’d wear really short skirts and the highest high heels, and I’d swing my hips just so, as only a real woman can. I’d spend a lot of time sitting in places where the boys walked by. I might even whistle at them! I’d be such a slut! When a really cute guy walked by I’d smile at him and open my legs to let him see ... Continue»
Posted by Volfy 2 years ago

[Story] Chapter 2

I am getting SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of seeing all your tallywackers! I KNOW girls don't want to see them, either. I've read enough of them TELLING you so! What would your mother think?!? Guys, can't you come up with something different for a profile picture? Try something a little more original! A picture of an elephant's trunk, if you just HAVE to show something long and hard. --Or how about a pic of a naked stripper wrapped around a stripper pole with her tongue touching the pole... Now THAT would be sexy! But your pitiful peepee? Come on! Give us a break! I'd venture to say that just ... Continue»
Posted by Volfy 2 years ago  |  4

[Story] Advice for you men...er, BOYS

When I was younger, before I had my male cherry taken by a beautiful, sweet, caring, and VERY patient woman (Did I mention BEAUTIFUL? They're ALL beautiful in their own way!)I was like a blind, starving dog in a meat house! When you're not getting it, oftentimes you just want to rip her clothes off and jam that thing right into her quick! Get it in, get it out! "It won't hurt, did it?!" Nah, hah, hay!! It's like when you want to get a car loan: you aren't gonna get it unless you really don't need it! Same with getting laid. The best luck I ever had as a pussy magnet was just AFTER I ma... Continue»
Posted by Volfy 2 years ago  |  7