The True Meaning of Christmas

" And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flocks by night, and Lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid, and the angel said unto them, 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a savior. Tis Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you. You shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes lying in a manger.' "And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of t… Read more

Posted by Volfy 7 years ago 2

Kellykins' Coochie

Kellykins' Coochie I woke up this morning dreaming about Kellykins' girliness. Her Valley of Life. Yay, tho I walk through the Valley of Life, I will fear no evil for she art with me! Hey, when I'm asleep I get into all kinds of prose. What can I say? First I thought about her Wednesday schtick. I know it's not Wednesday! It's Tuesday. But when you come across a girl who enjoys butt sex you give pause, you know? My first wife liked to take it in the ass. She was Catholic. That's a whole nother story, but my point is that she introduced me to the anal pleasures, so when I run… Read more

Posted by Volfy 7 years ago

What's New Pussycat?

What's new, Pussycat? Whoa, whoa What's new, Pussycat? Whoa, whoa Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you. Yes, I do! You and your pussycat lips! You and your pussycat eyes! http://67.media.tumblr.com/c055a1c418f24e06723d1e11249c0cdc/tumblr_neacj1Read more

Posted by Volfy 7 years ago

Under the Table

Posted by Volfy 7 years ago 1

Happy Birthday, Kellykins2u !

Kellykins2u was just waking up and almost the first thing she realized was that today is her birthday! Reflecting on that, she got up and started to get ready for the day, first smiling that it was her special day and then frowning that she was ...how old is she now? It's like turning the calendar from December to January. Gotta start remembering what year it is. I don't know about you but the first couple times I write the date I gotta rewrite it until it sinks in that it's a new year. It always takes me a couple days for me to remember. Always. She was just brushing her teeth when s… Read more

Posted by Volfy 8 years ago 1

Jimmy Joe and Doris

This couple, Jimmy Joe and Doris, get married and they spend their wedding night immensely enjoying each others company. Doris is a little simple, so Jimmy Joe explains everything to her. The next morning Jimmy Joe wakes up to find Doris bending over him and inspecting him, and she's crying her eyes out. “What's wrong?” he says. You know how people are when they're crying so hard. They start and stop talking as if they can't catch their breath. “We... used it... all... up the... first night!” she cried. Jimmy Joe explains to her that she can pump it up any time she wants to ju… Read more

Posted by Volfy 9 years ago 1

I LOVE lesbians!

Posted by Volfy 10 years ago 1