➊. ░░▒▓██████▓▒░░READ CAREFULLY░░▒▓██████▓▒░░: I like what I like, and you like what you like. It is what it is. Remember when you get mad, that I told you so. I like watching people, but there are a few things I that I would like to point out... I can provide the girlfriend experience and pretend I love you, if you sign a consent form. Does that sound silly? Well so does the notion of you loving me after 10 lines of chat. But if that's what you like who am I to say you're wrong? But here is the solution!
✔ Check this out! I offer ☎ voice ☎ services. I sell my time in ten minute increments. $1.99 a min USD For the first ten minutes, minimum plus .99 ¢ each additional minute. Straight forward, no bullshit. You get what you came for.. er.. I mean. Yeah. You want me to call you and text you and do all that shit a girl who likes you would do? Then that! ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ is what you should ask me about. This includes the use of Skype, yahoo, gtalk, ventrilo, team speak, what ever. ☎ If you need something a bit more virtual, we can cam, or do the whole pixel bumping thing in Second life™ too. I'm flexible like that. Prices may vary depending on services rendered.
° CAM SERVICES : Prices starting at €20.00 . FOR FIRST 10 MINUTES. ASK ME ABOUT PRICING!
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲) Use of Bandaid won't begin to cover the butt hurt some of you wankers feel when I tell you I want your money, and not your sparkling personality. $ , € , £ all examples of accepted currency. Work it out. (Yeah, its amazing, they all turn into tokens! :o )
➋. Yes it's true. I am not interested in dating, marriage or long term relationships online, or offline. I'm content being alone. That's why it's called "SINGLE".
ⓛⓞⓥⓔ Doesn't live here.
➌. If you are interested in purchasing my worn garments message me, and we will work something out. Custom photos, and videos upon payment and request. Serious inquiries only.
➍. Desperation doesn't look good on you, darlin'. Just.. stop. (︶︹︺)