Looking for a ringtone? I post ringtones in the froums:-) http://forums.androidcentral.com/… Read more
Words For Friends?
If you enjoy playing words for friends send me a pm for my user name. Thanks Phillip… Read more
The Facebook Poem
I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The wor… Read more
Funny!!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (hello because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing!!!!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. H… Read more
Tragedy in Arizona
"The tragedy in Arizona was a senseless act of v******e. All of those who were killed or injured and their families are in our thoughts and prayers." John Mayer - Say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQtGqmi2O2U… Read more
Talk About A One Night Stand
You have all heard the stories about a “one night stand.” You pick her up in a bar late at night, take her to a motel, and have the best sex of your life only to wake up in the morning and have her gone. You didn’t even get her name or phone number. Then for weeks afterwards you mop around about the love of your life that got away. You always thought that you were a “player” and that true love was a just a hoax. You search that same bar every night for a month afterwards hoping to find her again. Well my story isn’t too much different from those. I had… Read more