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We were discussing different theories about bring a partner to a more intense orgasm and she mentioned the need for a little pain. I have never been interested in the B&D or S&M side of sex but could see the results of over filling her pussy. She wanted me to allow her to use her previously mentioned little bag of sex tools & devices. I had to agree before hand to let her proceed even if I might not like where it was going. I bargained with her saying I would submit if she would let me attempt to fist fuck her soon. I thought she was going to throw off her clothes and have me start right then. Continue»

I’d heard about social networking,
And how it was the next big thing,
So I just had to take a look,
And ended up on Facebook.

It only took me a little while,
To fill out most of my profile,
But I have spent many a night,
Figuring out the rest of the site.

I never realized I had so many friends,
The friend requests never end,
All the people I can’t stand at work,
And now the biggest high school jerk.

I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch,
I know what all my friends eat for lunch,
And it really helps me that I know,
Everyone’s favorite TV show.

The work on Facebook never stops,
I have to water my imaginary crops,
Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick,
My friend’s imaginary cow got sick.

I now realize my chances are dire,
Of ever building a Mafia empire,
And perhaps it is a bit of a shame,
My It Girl will never go on to fame.

My k**s' statuses tell me of their life,
At dinner time I get poked by the wife,
I try to keep my friend count nice and fat,
So, I even signed up the dog and cat.

I guess you can say my life’s complete,
I have more friends than I’ll ever meet,
On Facebook I can roam far and wide,
And I never have to go outside.

I've always been into jacking off. I love doing this as often as I can. My girlfriend Jill and I talk about masturbation every now and then she has masturbated for me to watch her one time. I think she is a little uncomfortable about it.

Anyway, I love the way her pussy tastes and smells. I'm always walking into the bedroom after she has changed her clothes and smelling the crotch of her pants or underwear if she wears them. Sometimes there is no scent there and sometimes there is. And man, when there is I get a hard on so fast I have to make myself cum right away!

I like to look at her Continue»

Mary!... get over my knee!
Oh no!
Over my knee now
Please no
Get get over my knee immediately, and take your spanking!!
What about the slipper?
That as well'
What about the paddle?
Oddly enough in the circumstances, I haven't got one with me!

This had been the scene some twenty minutes previously. She had carefully positioned herself over my lap and I had smoothed her dress over her bottom and after a few light smacks started to spank her properly. After a minute or so of spanking, smoothing of the cotton print material and more spanking, over the swell of both buttocks, straying do Continue»

I once again braved the rain as I ran over to the English Building. My next class was there and they at least had a place that I could hang until I had to go to class. The sidewalk was slippery from the constant rain pounding it so I had to walk carefully. But once I had reached the double swing doors of the building I bolted in, not caring the door had slammed behind me. I quickly made my way to the girls’ bathroom at the end of the hall, passing classes already in session. I tried to be quiet but the squeak of my wet sneakers on the tile floors alerted the teachers that a student was in the Continue»

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (hello because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing!!!!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your dumb ass jokes)

And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.)
Keep it going to all ur girls and the guys with a sense of humor!

She smiled at him as she came off the airplane his arms soon wrapping her in a strong embrace their lips met. She looked into his handsome face the kindness in his eyes. They walked together out to where he was parked. He started the car, his eyes lingered on her body.
He leaned over and whispered to her a single word “Undress” she looked at him a bit shocked and as they left the parking garage the unfastened her skirt and pulled it down over her long smooth thighs. She couldn’t believe that she was doing this. She started to unbutton her blouse as he pulled the car smoothly onto the highway Continue»

"The tragedy in Arizona was a senseless act of v******e. All of those who were killed or injured and their families are in our thoughts and prayers."

John Mayer - Say

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For most of my life, I’ve gone after blondes. Up to this point my two serious relationships were with them. Even though, I’m Latino and there have always been Latina hotties in my neighborhood, in my city, and in my workplace; funny how things work that way. This was until I met a sexy busty cutie named Melissa who works directly across from my company’s office.

Our first meeting was a chance encounter as we were both coming out of our doors at the same time and she had a bunch of folders she was having troubling handling. She looked majorly frustrated and started cussing, especially when s Continue»

January 26
It was the night before my birthday and as usual I was stuck doing homework for hours on end so I had barely any time to talk with my girlfriend Nicole. It was nearing 11 o’clock when she gave me a call.

“Hey daddy. Are you almost done with your work? I need you to be awake for my surprise tomorrow.” She said as I could hear her giant smile over the phone.

I smiled and laughed at her concern and said, “Almost baby. I should be done by 11 or 11:30. Alright? And then I’m gunna go straight to sl**p. Hahaha. I promise baby.”

She fake sighed and sniffled, “You better babe. Othe Continue»

You have all heard the stories about a “one night stand.” You pick her up in a bar late at night, take her to a motel, and have the best sex of your life only to wake up in the morning and have her gone. You didn’t even get her name or phone number. Then for weeks afterwards you mop around about the love of your life that got away. You always thought that you were a “player” and that true love was a just a hoax. You search that same bar every night for a month afterwards hoping to find her again.

Well my story isn’t too much different from those.

I had just gotten a promotion at work and was celebrating by myself. I didn’t have any friends because I worked all of the time. People at work didn’t like me because I worked all of the time and showed them up. However, when it came time to promote from within I was chosen because…you gusted it…I worked all of the time. It was not even in my department or building but it was a great promotion.

So to celebrate I took myself out to dinner at Red Lobster. I ordered my favorite meal. I had a shrimp cocktail, tossed salad, a medium rare steak, and two lobster tails finished off with a cherry cheesecake. Of course a bottle of wine washed it all down.

On the way home I was pushed off at the wrong exit by an eighteen-wheeler and found myself in unknown territory. I came across a nice looking bar and decided to stop in for a drink. The place was quite something. The drinks were expensive but that kept out the rift raft. Mainly there were businessmen sitting in groups but there was one very attractive lady sitting in a corner booth by herself. She was very business like with a black blazer, white blouse, and a black skirt to her knees. There was just something about her that sparked my desire.

I ordered two of whatever she was having and walked over to her booth. I asked her if I could sit down and then I just smiled. After a through inspection she finally smiled, approved, and let me sit down opposite her. I placed one drink in front of her and sipped mine. She immediately asked me my profession. I replied that I was the new manager of a manufacturing facility along the river. She smiled and let me talk about myself without revealing much about herself, not even her name. She said that if I insisted on knowing her name that she would just make one up, so what was the difference. She was absolutely right. So I said, “Okay then I’ll just call you Rose.” When she asked me why I told her that a rose by any other name would smell the same. She liked that answer and agreed that Rose would do just fine.

She was not new to the idea of being picked up in a bar, however I was pretty sure that it was always on her terms. I was obliged to make the first offer and surprisingly she said okay. Then as expected she set the rules. We would leave separately so as not to be seen together any more than we already had, our cars would be left there in the parking lot, and that we would walk to the hotel next door.

Once at the check in desk she told the clerk that we were newlyweds and that we wanted their best room. He congratulated us and put the outrageous charge on my card. She giggled like a schoolgirl when I tried to chastise her in the elevator. She just laughed and said that I was the new manager of a manufacturing facility along the river and that I should be able to afford a nice room to fuck her in.

She lifted up her skirt to give me a glimpse of her panty-covered pussy. I smiled and we were kissing when we reached the top floor. Our corner room was at the end of the hall. It was very large, had nothing but windows overlooking the city, and a big beautiful balcony.

I started to close the blinds when ‘Rose’ said that it would be much sexier if we just left them open. Of course I had to get naked first. Then I watched as Rose undressed. When she removed her black blazer I could see that she had been trying to hide the size of her tits. Then she removed her black skirt and her blouse covered her panties too. As she unbuttoned her white blouse I got a glimpse of her bra and panties for real. They were white, lacy, and that bra looked like a fortress. It was rather large, heavy duty, and had six hooks down the front of it between her tits. As she unhooked each one, more and more of her big breasts spilled out of it. When that last hook let go her bra snapped open like a shot and her really big breasts bounced out. That bra was like a girdle for her tits. I could not believe how much they had been compressed. It was a wonder that Rose could even breathe. When I asked her size she just rolled her eyes and said that they were off the Richter Scale. When I asked her why she kept them hidden, she said that no one ever looked at her face when they talked to her until she put them away. I could certainly see why. Her breasts were humongous with nice areolas and huge nipples. Her nipples were fat and long but actually looked proportional to the size of her breasts. Then she removed her panties and once again I was amazed. She had nice puffy pussy lips with a protruding clit like nothing I had ever seen before. When she let her hair down so to speak it flowed halfway down her back in nice waves. She was a beautiful brunet with a small patch of fur over her clit in the shape of a diamond, a girl’s best friend. In her belly button was a small red rose hanging in the tiny cave. As she turned around she was flawless.

Rose told me that she had considered getting a breast reduction but then again she loves the way that guys like me drool over her when she finally shows them to him. I was pretty sure that I was drooling too. My full erection was proof enough that I found her exciting.

She wanted our first time to be out on the balcony doggy style with her tits hanging over the railing flopping in the breeze. I asked her if it was dangerous with the weight of her tits trying to pull her over. She said that was what I was supposed to prevent as I fucked her. Besides if I let her fall over the edge then I wouldn’t be able to fuck her any more. More! Okay!

So out on the balcony we went. She stepped to the edge, held them up with both hands, and lowered them over the railing. I got behind her and knelt down to lick her pussy. She told me that it wasn’t necessary but that she did appreciate it. She was more than wet enough but she tasted so good. It was slightly tangy but she had been in her clothes all day long doing whatever she had done at work. I bet that she would have tasted even better first thing that morning. After I gave her a customary orgasm I slipped my cock into her pussy from behind. I held onto the railing and slammed my hips into her ass. What a nice ass it was too. I could feel the tension of the day wash away. The stiff drink that I had in the bar, helped dull the nerve endings. As I thrust harder into her she screamed out to the street eight floors below what a very religious experience that she was having. Oh God! Oh God! Yes, she came twice before I did. I was pretty sure that the exhibitionism was more to her liking than my cock but what to fuck at least I had it in that incredible woman.

Had it in her, was quite an expression. Rose made sure that I had it in her all right, deep, hard, and often. That night we hardly got any sl**p but we certainly had some form of sex constantly. Every time I got hard she wanted it in her somewhere. I fucked her pussy, her mouth, her asshole, and her enormous tits. She even insisted on jerking me off with both of her hands too. When we checked out at noon I had cum six times and she had orgasmed a whole lot more often than that.

She told me to go to my car and take off before her so that again we wouldn’t be seen together. Why? Was she married? No matter what, I left her in the lobby without even knowing her name and with no way to contact her. Was I crazy? Maybe, but I owed her that much for giving of herself so freely and so often. I could easily fall in love with her.

I spent the rest of the day Saturday and all day Sunday getting ready for my first day as manager of my new department. I bought a new suite, shirts, and even underwear.

I was to be at the Executive Suites Conference Room in the main building at nine o’clock Monday morning. I was about fifteen minutes early as I had intended to be. I checked in with the receptionist and was told to wait in a small conference room until she came to get me. I was almost as nervous then as I had been during the interviews. The company was a little strange in that I was not interviewed by anyone above my position. In fact I was actually hired for the Manager’s job by other Managers themselves. It was the unknown that was starting to scare me.

Eventually the receptionist came to get me and e****ted me to the Executive Suites Conference Room. As I entered through the double doors I was awe struck by the majestic beauty of the place. The walls were made of mahogany and had ornate carvings along the top. There were several pictures of the original owners and the original buildings. There were at least twenty people at the huge conference table and I was to sit at the end closest to me where the empty chair was. Clockwise from my left each person introduced his or her self to me, told me their title, and sort of told me the departments that they were in charge of. At the far end was the CEO and grandson of the original owners.

Then next to him was Rose. She had been staying out of sight the whole time behind a very large man. Rose looked at me and said, “Hello! I am Rose McGee. I am the Vice President of Marketing. I hear you are very good. I certainly enjoy having you under me.” Then she smiled that beautiful smile that she had after each orgasm.

I remembered at one point in the hotel with her that I was on my back and she was on top of me fucking her own asshole with my cock. Her enormous breasts were swinging up and down hitting my chin on the up stroke. During that session I remember Rose saying, “You are very good. I certainly enjoy having you under me.

I never heard a single word that the rest of the Executives said to me. All I could do was stare at Rose. Finally I heard Rose say, “Please follow me to my office and we’ll get started.”

I followed her like a trained dog obeying its master.

As we entered her office she told her Personal Secretary that she did not want to be disturbed. I was looking forward to having sex with her but Rose made it perfectly clear that was not going to happen. Not right then anyway! Rose said, “In the bar Friday I knew who you were just as soon as you told me your name and about your new promotion. I decided right then that I would let you ravish me. Now here are few simple rules. You never breathe a word of us. You work your ass off for me all week Monday through Saturday and I’ll let you ravage me every Saturday evening and Sunday from now on. Is that clear?”

I replied, “Yes, Rose. Perfectly clear! How soon can I get started?”

“Angie” was a girl I worked with, years, quiet, soft spoken, very catholic and conservative. Always wore conservative clothes, never flirted, never called attention to herself. I shared an office with her and got to know her over several years. Underneath the fa?e she was funny, great to talk to and great to be around. Also, she as gorgeous. When you looked past the conservative clothes and demeanor, she was amazing. She was, married, Mexican and spoke English with probably 95% accuracy and a very very slight accent. She had slightly olive skin, brown straight fine hair, and a kill Continue»