Masshole's favorite posts & stories (28)
[Story] One Wild Night!
Not long after my wife and i split i was feeling ready down and lonely. So i went out with some friends to just have some fun and party. After going to dinner and really pissing of the waiter we went to this party at some place i didn't know. When we got their it was a really cool party alot of women and loud music. I was just hanging out and talking to a few people when this really cute girl comes up to me and asked if i knew were the bathroom was i said i have no idea and laughed. She looked a little sad so i said let me help you find it. She said thank you i feel so strange walking around a... Continue»
[Story] My first suck
I was after heavy night. Woke up about 9-9:30 with hungover. Straight away I've reach computer, and clicked into Internet chat on polish website"interia". I've decided that I'll go to room "gay". I was fancy big cocks earlier but never had courage to show it. I've found this guy from my city.. 40 years old (I was 27 that time), could drive to me, agreed with my conditions that we won't be kissing and touch our body's in kinda erotic way, so simply just sucking... I've told him it will be my first time but he didn't mind it at all..
I've asked him everything. How big is his cock (20cm, a... Continue»
Missy AKA Misti, Missie, Natasha Marie
Accidental(?) overdose of prescription pills 08/18/2008 AVN: "Missy, the soft-spoken five-foot-high blonde who took the adult industry by storm shortly after her first appearance in 1994, was reportedly found dead in her apartment in Valencia, Ca... Continue»
Taboo is a pornographic movie series of the 1980s, which eroticizes father-daughter & mother-son relation. It stars Kay Parker, and was directed by Kirdy Stevens and others.
The plot, which raised controversy when the film was released, involves a woman, who is left by her husband, seducing her teenaged son. It also involves a teen daughter who repeatedly has sex with her dad. Taboo became one of the biggest-selling adult movies ever and spawned a number of sequels which involve other people in these relationships.
Here are the links to the full series!
Taboo (... Continue»
If you read my first post from several weeks ago, you might have been excited about what happened that first night. I had an invite by email about 4 days ago to attend a pre holiday get together this past weekend. I was able to attend, yet this time I had a better feeling about it as I knew what to expect.
Since my first session, my mind had been preoccupied with the thoughts of the first evening's events. Not a day went by without getting an enormous erection upon thinking of it. I had found that I was jerking off more...as often as three times a day.
Anyway, I did arrive at this ... Continue»
Ever since I can remember, I have spent a lot of time without clothes. I
grew up in a nudist f****y. My parents were very liberal folks. I believe
that part of their initial attraction to each other was nudity. Our back
yard was wooded and fenced so we could spend time outside naked. The
f****y room and kitchen windows faced the backyard so we could be naked
inside without feeling claustrophobic. In fact, we didn't have d****s in
those rooms. I remember sitting around watching TV naked with my one
b*****r, two s****rs, and the folks when we were young. I know that is not
how mo... Continue»
It was a hot day when I decided to visit my dear friend Luke so I took a plane to UK and gotten to a hotel and called him to tell him that I have arrived at the hotel. He immediately came to a hotel and went 4 my room. He knocked on a door and I all sweaty and horny let him. After I closed d door he came close 2 me and started kissing my lips with his sexy tongue and biting my lips than we begun swapping our spit In our mouth and feel each other’s mouth with our tongues. As we kiss we started to undress each other until we are completely naked standing in front of each other and facing each ... Continue»
My older b*****r Kenny was my hero. He taught me everything…well, maybe just the most important things. Last summer he taught me a whole bunch…
Ken was a tall athletic guy, a real ladies man, and kind of a trouble-maker in his day. A year and a half my senior, he always had time to help me out of a jam or to give me advice. One weekend last summer, Kenny was staying in for the night, and asked if I wanted to watch a movie. I was psyched; he usually was out on Friday nights with his friends or his girlfriend Sandy.
It turns out we were home alone that night; Dad was away on... Continue»
[Story] Boyfriend Buttsex
My girlfriend, Amber, and I returned to my dorm room with a friend of mine, Drew, after a party. We were all kind of d***k, and I could tell Amber was up to something. She usually gets pretty mischievous when she's had a few.
"That sure was a fun party. But I don't think the fun has to end just yet," Amber giggled as she twirled around in my room.
Drew and I chuckled as we watched my petite girlfriend dance. Her demeanour slowly changed as she moved to the music. Her eyes smouldered at us as her lithe body undulated provocatively. She began to rub her small, firm tits while her slender h... Continue»
CHRISSY (ONRAET) TAYLOR, RPN
Class of 1999
Bawating Collegiate and Vocational School
Sault Ste Marie, Ontario, Canada ...
Thanks for visiting and please do not repost this blog in partial or in ... Continue»
Hi! My name is Kevin, an 18 yr. old gay and this is my story...
I had a cousin named MIKE. We were so close during our c***dhood years. We were just about the same height that time with the same blue eyes and pink lips yet he had his nice curly brown hair and I've got my shiny straight black hair. When we were about to go to highschool, his f****yy went to live a thousand miles away from us since he's got to go to school there.
After our highschool years, Mike's mom called in and talked to my dad asking him to let Mike stay in for vacation that summer. It had been so boring lately since ... Continue»
[Story] My First Guy
It was one of those evenings that had been happening a lot, I had had an
almighty argument with my (soon to be ex) girlfriend. Once again I found myself
wandering the streets trying to calm down. When my anger started to cool off I
decided that I may as well carry on onto town as I seemed to be already pointed
Now up until this point I had a little game, almost a way of teasing myself, I
would occasionally go into a gay bar in the hope that someone would pick me up.
It never happened but it sure has hell got me off thinking about what could
All of my fantasies ab... Continue»
Someone asked me about this the other day so I thought I'd just put it here.
"caveat utilitor" is latin for 'let the user beware' for those not versed. I.E. this is as much a warning to the unweary than a how to. (some people seem to not understand this so I'll just point it out)
If someone's profile is private you can still see their videos and pictures using a little trick. This will not circumvent passworded or friends only videos! Nor will it let you gain access to their about me, verification photo/video or wall comments.
Copy these to your addr... Continue»
[Story] Mowing The Lawn
It was a scorching day in Mid-July. I was outside, mowing my neighbor’s lawn to get some extra cash, considering I didn’t have a real job. I was drenched in sweat, and it wasn’t even noon yet. I took my shirt off to try and beat the heat, but to no avail. The sweat just continued to pour out of me like a waterfall. My neighbor, Jason, must have realized how much I was struggling with the heat, and he invited me inside for a cool drink and a rest. I gratefully accepted, and ditched the lawn mower for the cool air conditioning of his house.
I went in, and the rush of cool air over my body was... Continue»
[Story] How I turned gay - TRUE STORY
I have always been straight. I have always been interested in girls. Yeah, I had a couple of those teen encounters when you experiment with your best friend, but it was never anything more than jacking off together.
For some reason, a couple of years ago, I started looking at gay porn. At first, I was grossed out by it, but then, I really started to like watching a guy suck another guys cock. Then, I got turned on by seeing a guy cum on another guy. Eventually, I even liked watching guys fuck each other. It got to the point where I would watch ONLY gay porn when I jacked off. I imagi... Continue»
[Story] My true life story
First off let me make it clear that I am not gay, I don’t even consider myself Bi. I am, as explained to me by a gay female friend, a hetero-flex. Which basically means I’m straight, but like something different from time to time. I have no interest in a realationship with a guy, not into kissing & cuddling etc.When it does happen I just want to get naked and have fun, then both be on our way. If it’s good we can meet again sometime.
Anyway, I have been with another guy 4 times in my life, the first two were with the same guy. He was a younger b*****r of a girl I knew. We were at a party ... Continue»
My name is Cath. I'm 38 years old and married with
two almost grown c***dren, a 14 year old boy and a 16
year old girl. My husband, Roland, treats me very well and
understands my problems and needs. No one man is
capable of satisfying my need for sex and I wouldn't
want someone I love to see me humiliated and degraded.
Roland's only stipulations are that I not get pregnant to
anyone but him, I always insist on my men wearing
condoms and that I'm always available to him for sex.
The first condition is no problem because after the
birth of my son I had m... Continue»
[Story] toilet fantasy
this is just a fantasy but id like to share anyway.
its a really hot summer day everyone is in shorts and t-shirts,im just out for a walk in my shorts ,no boxers on and a tight white t-shirt. i walk past a public toilet and get a filthy thought in my mind. i walk into the toilet im horny,hot and sweaty. i walk into a cubicle and start reading the dirty messages and drawings of cocks. i start to rub my cock through my shorts as i read. i here a toilet flush and a guy open his cubicle door but i can see his shadow infront of my cubicle. theres a gentle knock on my door god my hearts pounding,i ... Continue»
Hey there, say there. My name's Faye and this all really happened in 2002. But first of all, I want to tell you that it's okay if you skip the part about me and go to the fuck part. I understand.
No, go ahead, really! I do it myself when I read dirty stories on the net!
…Thank you for still being here with me. I'm not sure why I'm typing this or what I'll do with it. I guess I'll upload it somewhere because, well, what else can I do? I mean, I can't very well print copies and send them as Chris... Continue»
[Story] My First Wank
My first proper wank happened when i was about 12, 30 years ago.It was summer holidays and very hot and I was out one day exploring the local area around a swimming lake near where i grew up, just like most young boys I would be up trees, under bushes making camps and just having fun. This day as I was exploring I found a porno mag, not really knowing what it was back then i just had a quick look at it, some pages where stuck together but that didn't stop a 12 y/o. Upon opening it and seeing pictures of naked men and women I felt a funny sensation btween my legs. As i was on or near a wel... Continue»