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Hiya fart fans! It's Danni here again, long time no see! Hope the new year is treating you all well? Like many people I started 2015 with the best intentions. It may not be what you want to hear but I decided to tone up a bit and lose a bit of my blubber. So like many a lard arse I went down to the local gym in the first week of January and signed up for a year's membership. That's been an adventure I can tell you! You know that thing that works your thighs, the one where you sit with your legs wide open and the pads on the inside and you have to bring your knees together to move the… Read more

Hello lovelies, it's Danni here again just in time for Christmas...though there's no way you could fit me down your chimney hehe! I can't believe how much you all love my silly little anecdotes, but I'm so glad you do and I'm happy to share them here via my lovely mate. So, when I last left you I was talking about the time I was trapped in a lift and how I stunk the place out before getting rescued by a very hunky very dishy fireman. I'm going to tell you what happened next. It was a couple of nights later when Brendan, that was the fireman's name, rang me. I'd just got in from wo… Read more

Alright you dirty fart fetishist fuckers?! It's Danni, here again. A 26 British BBW who has more wind than a hurricane! My mate whose profile this is told me all about how my last anecdote was so well received and that there's been a demand for more, so I've sat my big fat arse down (and don't you wish it was on your face and not this chair?) and decided to tell you another fart filled funny story. Trust me, I've got tons of them! Have you ever been trapped in a lift? I have. Now think about it. A lift is a small tightly contained box with very little air. When it breaks down b… Read more