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[Story] The De-Frocking of Father Daniel

The De-Frocking of Father Daniel

I was sorting through the usual parish post-bag one summer morning when I spotted the note. It was not in an envelope and it was hand-written. I had to read it twice to absorb what the words said.

"Dear Father,

I dream of your mouth. I dream of your mouth pressed first against my neck, kissing me there where my pulse beats, and then the sweet lips of your mouth sucking gently on my stiff nipples.

Yours,

Maria"

My first feeling was total horror. I only knew one Maria, Maria Lap, and she was a member of my congregation. An Italian lady I belie... Continue»
Posted by Buttnhose 2 years ago  |  2

[Story] My Dream Mother-in-Law (For Kelly)

My wife Carol and I have been married for five years. We were teenage sweethearts and married shortly after University. Her mum Kelly was extremely happy for us, as she always said I was the nicest boy that Carol ever brought home. In fact Carol and Kelly are like best friends and its often that I find myself in the company of my wife's mum and her father Geoff.

Our wedding day ended up being on the same day as her parent's anniversary, so a couple years ago Carol and Kelly got together and decided that we should start a tradition of going away on our anniversary together. One year we all w... Continue»
Posted by Buttnhose 3 years ago  |  15
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