Azalia's Blog

"If you know what I mean."


Everybody knows you can make anything sound dirty by adding "if you know what I mean." So let's play!


He helped me come up with some story ideas, if you know what I mean.


Posted by Azalia 3 years ago  |  16

Caption contest!

No, you don't win anything, except eternal glory.

Submit captions in comments.

Winner will be chosen by the acclaim of other commenters.

Posted by Azalia 3 years ago  |  18

[Story] Masturbating with somebody sl**ping next to me

That kind of thing happens to me all the time. I mean like, for example--I'm bi, but some of my straight friends don't know it (or kind of don't want to know it, I guess), so sometimes I end up sl**ping next to them, like if we're on a trip or crashing at somebody's place or something.

So there I am, lying next to a friend who I'm practically in love with, close enough to feel her warmth, to smell her hair and her skin, to hear her breathing and know she's asl**p. I watched her undress, I watched her slip into bed gracefully, I listened to her sigh as she got comfortable. I know there's... Continue»
Posted by Azalia 3 years ago  |  18

A thousand words about: Fisting.

Somewhere around here, I must have mentioned that I like fisting, ‘cause I get lots of messages asking me about it. Some people say stuff about how they’re worried ‘cause they don’t see how a fist could be shoved into them. But that isn’t what fisting really is. Fisting is a slang expression for this:



A picture’s worth a thousand words. This is how the hand should enter you and go deeper in you for exploration. It needs to have lots of lube. Lots. You also need to be prett... Continue»
Posted by Azalia 4 years ago  |  4

[Story] Sharing some of my private messages

I got a message from a man asking "I have a panty fetish and I was wondering if you could help by describing the panties you are currently wearing."

Here is what I wrote up for him (and for all of you too!):

Hi! I have a few fetishes of my own. I have kind of a military fetish, and I love satin panties, so right now I'm wearing olive drab satin panites. Kind of low cut. I guess you'd call them bikini cut.

A lot of the time, I keep my panties on when I masturbate or have sex. Rubbing on the satin teases me unbearably and makes me cum hard.

So for example, I&... Continue»
Posted by Azalia 4 years ago  |  7

Sharing some of my private messages

I got a message from a man asking "I have a panty fetish and I was wondering if you could help by describing the panties you are currently wearing."

Here is what I wrote up for him (and for all of you too!):

Hi! I have a few fetishes of my own. I have kind of a military fetish, and I love satin panties, so right now I'm wearing olive drab satin panites. Kind of low cut. I guess you'd call them bikini cut.

A lot of the time, I keep my panties on when I masturbate or have sex. Rubbing on the satin teases me unbearably and makes me cum hard.

So for example, I&... Continue»
Posted by Azalia 4 years ago  |  5
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