First Day on the Job of Sucking Cock
Finally, in this awful economy, you find a job. It's your first day and you're online, ready to begin. Your trainer walks in and she is a tall woman with blue hair, fake tits and a beetleguise dress. Seemingly professional, she begins to talk to you about the training process, which takes one month. She reads your application aloud and elaborates how you are the perfect man for the job, she's been told that you are very enthusiastic and ambitious, and that she is grateful to have found you because she has way too much work for one person to handle. As you listen to her speak, you realize that there has been a grave misunderstanding. This company is looking for someone to suck cock. "We'll spend the first week focusing on stretching your lips, your jaws; how to properly position the mouth and how to hold your tongue." You are hesitant to say anything, so you decide to listen a bit longer. She describes how day 2 will be focused on breathing technique and you immediately object. However,