It Looks Like I’ve Got a Dick Thanks to My Wild and Untamed Bush

I haven’t worn any undies for quite a few years now as the elastic around my right groin didn’t make my leg seize up and lock solid. So when I was offered a free trial subscription set, I figured why not? I have nothing to lose and may even find some panties that I can wear for more than a few hours. Plus, trying on a matching set of lingerie seemed like it’d be a great opportunity to make a new video for you despite my abode being utter fucking carnage due to jet lag, a change in my meds, being Little Miss ADHD and suffering that executive dysfunction which is preventing me from sorting my life out properly. So please excuse the mess! As you will see, my bush is so puffy it looks like I have a penis! Pahahaha