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Personal information
I am:
WaffleBird aka The Smoking Gun aka Great Balls of Fire, male, heterosexual
From:
Houston, Texas, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Education:
Grad school
Occupation:
retired
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Single
Kids:
Yes, we do not live together
Religion:
Christian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Aries
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Brown
Eye color:
Hazel
Height:
5 ft 11 in (180 cm)
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About me

ABOUT ME
1979 - current: Self Proclaimed CHAMPION PUSSY EATER and CRUSADER of/for
any DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. A crusader whom can totally ravage your pussy and ass with the thrust of his tongue (Gobble, Gobble, Gobble). The Waffle Bird has been known to fuck the life out of you, and a pussy eater who cann suck the breath out of all whom summonds by call. But there is one class PUSSIES I wont touch at all...THEM DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS, ie. those that dont practice the clean hygiene routiene. If you fail (by not practicing good personal hygiene) this mandatory pre-requisite Inspection, then thy shall remain in DISTRESS for I shall pass on that ass because CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS... AND MANDATORY.
Agree!

ABOUT MY STUFF
DISCLAIMER AND WARNING:
1. NO Institution or private enterprise using this or any Adult FriendYou do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.
2, ANY institution or person using this site, or any of its associated sites, for study or project do NOT have my permission to use any posts, profile info, pictures or videos in any form or forum both current or future. If you are guilty of doing such, or considering it, remember you did not purchase any of it because none of it is for sell (free). THEREFORE, It will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications (to say the least).

WHOOP, There it is!

That damn GODZILLA is in beast mode.
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