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Three Cheers for BJU (1974) (USA) (eng)- xMackDaddy69

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Zachary Strong, Sharon Thorpe, Mira Vane, "A group of prostitutes in San Francisco decide that they need to improve their professional skills, so they answer an ad from a "sex instructor"...

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Also Known As: 3 Cheers for the BJU Campus Girls
Plot Keywords: sex | sex instruction | advertisement | hooker | masturbation with a bottle
Filming Locations: San Francisco, California, USA
Hip hip hooray for Blowjob University! Don't miss this classic tale of girls being initiated and inducted into this school of hard cocks! Check out this Mod Classic with Sharon Thorpe at her best!
(..."sex instructor" who promises to show them new and better ways to keep their customers satisfied.)
Did You Know?-Both the Something Weird Video and VCX prints are missing the title cards. The trailer lists the title as "3 Cheers for B.J.U." and credits Linda Lovewhip along with "the B.J.U. Campus Girls" who are listed as Sherry, Michelle, Suzzette and Kitty.
User Reviews
-One-note porn fails to amuse-
Slapped on Something Weird's Volume 3 of its Dragon Art Theatre series, School for Hookers (fka Three Cheers for BJU) is an example of a "chaser": a film so tedious that it served a useful purpose of helping to clear out bored patrons overstaying their grind-house welcome. Unless I was fast asleep, I would definitely have joined the rush to the exit back in the day.

Unappetizing intro has a girl briefly pleasuring herself with a coke bottle, then chatting with her fellow prostitutes in abysmal banter, including one proffering a fond memory of once dallying with a dog that "had a very long tongue". This rather ugly group of women (the one exception being Sharon Thorpe at the beginning of her busy porn career) are into self-improvement so they answer a classified ad from Linda Lovewhip, offering to teach the finer points of fellatio and other sex acts required of a whore. Despite her name and fondling of a whip, she does not dish out any punishment here.

Linda lives on Montgomery Street, betraying the film's locale as San Francisco, but there are no exterior shots in this cheapie, or what's left of it in the ratty print preserved by SWV. With barely enough action of interest to sustain a 12-minute loop, the film devolves into lengthy training sessions, first of which is devoted to the art of cunnilingus. Linda gives the gals marital aids and what look like huge red lollipops shaped as dildos to take with them "for homework". Week-later session pads the running time by having the girls shown generic stag films loaded with ejaculation-in-your-face shots, as preparation for practicing the fine art of fellatio on two nondescript guys. That's the entire "film".

Attempts at humor in the improvised dialog are embarrassing. Examples: the notion of "lapping" cues a Mark Spitz joke (topical in the wake of his 1972 Olympics record-setting performance); and a command to go "up and down" is related with the admonishment: "pretend it's the stock market". Just a barrel of laughs. Library music score stinks, with the possible exception of an odd flute & guitar based version of the Ray Charles hit "I Got a Woman".
1 month ago
Nice, its have Sharon Thorpe, finally i can see higher quality, thank you xmackdaddy
1 month ago
Thanks for providing the 70's stuff!! Some of us miss the old ways and minor perversitys.
1 month ago