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Turkey... The other, other white meat, not as moist and tasty but more of it.
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Tildabeast didn't you know that the repressed monsters of the idd live in the closet? Self denial is also self denial.
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Why is Muhammed hitler on a porn site?
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days like this are exactly why so many of us white girls just cant even.
Love greats from Germany a@kim benim 
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well, i know my logo here is just belligerently over-the-top and kinda "IN YO FACE" so it offends people, but i started with a regular picture years ago and nobody read the damn "bout me" so i had guys always asking me out. i kept making it more and more obvious that i was gay to avoid dumbasses who cant read and after 3 or 4 subtle changes with no results i went apeshit. no human being with the brain god gave a turkey can see that logo and think "hmm, i wonder if she likes the dick?" so yea its blatantly and ridiculously flamboyant, but it kinda needed to be. it reduced the problem significantly so why change it? i'm not normally a big protester, i don't attend every gay festival and push my preference off on everyone. i'm very subtle in my normal life, but since i rarely go anywhere, i dont get 10 guys a day at the supermarket asking me if wanna have an orgy. i have absolutely had that happen here on a regular basis. ridiculous problems require ridiculous solutions.
Hah, some of these comments! Weird that people can be so homophobic on a website with thousands of gay fisting videos, huh?
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got you interested enough to comment though didn't it fluffykins? also, i own the space here so its mine to waste. i literally claimed it, like years ago when i made the account. wait a second...did someone show up late when all the complimentary dick-bags were all gone? my bad, they go fast. its like Halloween candy. you think you brought enough and they run out in the first hour. its a tough call to make because the leftovers spoil and you cant freeze them. dicks dont keep like snickers bars do. i tried, but, first cum, first serve. gotta start early. damnit. i think i still got space left here, one sec. fdsjhfdjhgfdkjhgdkhgfdjkghjkhfgjjkh. there we go. all wasted. *blows a kiss to whatever bla bla*
what a waste of space
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and for those of you who actually are here to preech at my sexual preference or be mean for the sake of being mean, you are also welcome to stay, and for your enjoyment we have complimentary snacks in the back of the room. you may select from either a medium or large bag of dicks to eat, compliments of Sterling Archer and my own warped sense of defensive dialogue. enjoy yourselves. please limit yourself to one bag of dicks per visit, there are limited supplies and seemingly unlimited visitors and we don't want anyone left out just because you are greedy. its just common courtesy and we all know beneath the layers butch and sarcasm i am a very proper lady and believe in fairness. have a lovely day.
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no need to apologize on behalf of men. firstly, i already know 9 of 10 are assholes, but 9 of 10 (maybe 8/10, but im probably bias) of all women are also assholes, they just approach it differently. cynical as it may sound, i am used to it and its one of the reasons i havent been to a bar in like a year and plan to extend the time on that as i go. i'm not easily offended, and i always keep inmind that statistically most people speaking are idiots, which means that inevitably some are not and its not fair to treat everyone like a jerk purely because more often than not you would be correct. its not fair the ten percent who avoided that bahavior in order to be convenient for the mass of losers that actually deserve it. also, i dont read comments often, so if i appear to be ignoring everyone i assure you its only a combination of laziness and not being very tech-savvy, and not personal. thank you all for your patience.
hello
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I would like to apologize on behalf of men everywhere for those of us who don't know how to treat a lady. I hope you have room for another friend in your list....(hint, hint)
hey hope you're okay 
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hi 
Came here for the dumbasses in your comments and was not disappointed! Have a great day.
Hey you good haven’t heard from you in a few months
You are one seriously fucked up cunt. Angry and smelling like stale piss and pussy is no way to go through life.
Can we just talk, I dont want sex thanks
Some people are just off balanced.
What a piece of shit you are !!! Walking heart-attack, useless frustrated little bitch!
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oldidick4yng...were you molested as a child? i sense a lot of hostility for someone who has an account for a porn web-sight. seeing as how i have never spoken to you until now it seems misguided. maybe you need a little Jesus yourself. also...pretty sure the English vernacular for fags is intended for male homosexuals, so if your gonna spew-forth random hate, at least use halfway intelligent grammar, some punctuation might be good too, ironic because you appear to be on your own period right now.
HEY YOU STUPID CUNT DO US ALL A FAVOR AND PUT YOUR HEAD IN A GAS OVEN AND THEN TURN THE GAS ON . NASTY CUNTS LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WE WISH WE COULD DO ALL OF YOU FAGS THE SAME AS RUSSIA ARE THE MIDDLE EAST SO WE CAN KILL YOUR KIND AND WIPE ALL OF YOU OFF OF THIS EARTH . I AM SICK HEARING ABOUT ALL YOU FAGS AS YOUR ALL CRYING YOU WANT RIGHTS WELL THE ONLY RIGHT YOU HAVE IS TO DIE .
So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah! My place or yours pussycat? Just kidding. I came to your profile because the rainbow avatar drew me in. Don't you know men are attracted to pretty colors. They have all male parades all the time and there are rainbows everywhere, so i would be careful with the rainbow. For some reason it seems to be a man magnet. Weird.
That sucks. I will miss chatting
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U should cosplay
Well, you certainly portray yourself more honestly than anyone else on Xhamsteer. FWIW, I can relate to the bipolar mood swings and annoyance with bogus "plots" for various vids.
Love the pics !
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so i guess i am back after like, forever AFK. no promises how long or how often. but if anyone wants to chat (and not just suggest that we screw or i will intentionally ignore you) then hit me up. i do tend to delete friend requests if you have made no effort to communicate first or very shortly after so just FYI. i chat about sex related and non sex related stuff but please refrain from constant flirting because low and behold i still dont like cock, so first few times is flattery and after that it gets annoying.
been awhile since we talked you doing ok
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