tofurkey's profile

Last seen 10 years ago

Porn Lover

3898 days on xHamster

8.7K profile views

13 subscribers

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Personal information

I am:

Tofurkery, 39 years old, female, heterosexual

From:

Pie Town, Ohio, United States

Seeking:

Nobody

Languages:

English

Education:

Current college student

Occupation:

analrapist

Income:

Average

Relationship:

Open

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Catholic

Smoking:

Occasionally

Drinking:

Several times a week

Drugs:

Recreational drugs sometimes

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Athletic

Hair length:

Medium

Hair color:

Brown

Eye color:

Brown

Comments

148

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jkong440 6 years ago

I think i found my soul mate lol
Add me baby girl.

PhilHuruppe 7 years ago

Hey. I'm a real career oriented guy that likes to have some quirky fun and healthy eating. Message me if you want to know more.

theweshoffmann 7 years ago

Add me sweetie

denman70 8 years ago

You are VERY SEXY looking!!

Could you please friend me? Thankyou, young lady.

jizzshotmaster 9 years ago

Hello. Add me as a friend. I am trying to expand my network. Checkout my contact information. I have other accounts and profiles. Add me as a friend or follow me on other site please.

Thank you,

sweetienicole 9 years ago

hey..add mee

mike0207 10 years ago

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some g****fruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

westv45 10 years ago

You're very sexy! Check my pics and add me if u like what u see!!

mike0207 10 years ago

A little smile for you next time your online

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/2836059-46897885.html

Remember your favorite dutchman,he could use a nice hug from time to time LOL

dan_da_man33 10 years ago

like your sense of humor , nice profile !!

dan_da_man33 10 years ago

i like yer sense of humor girl, nice profile

littlewanker 10 years ago

I still enjoy wanking over your profile after all this time.....thanks!

imornery81 10 years ago

I am healthy....does that mean you would eat me?!?!?!?! Lmao!!! Love the humor!!!!

aniseseeds22 10 years ago

my heart goes .. pidder padder when I see youre online!

secretbox7 10 years ago

inbox please?

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secretbox7 10 years ago

gotcha! at last lol

jumpingjackflash 10 years ago

Mmm. Thai food.

aniseseeds22 10 years ago

OK... where to begin...
Im awkwardly attracted to a cartoon ....
You may be short winded but you get to the point and never hold back on comments
youre naturally attractive.. Miss your old non porn pics... they had me thinking!!
innocent face that masks an 'oh so wrong' mind
its torture when I dont go to this page and see you were on recently and found 10 new bad ass vids for me to skim over....

you are so cute.... add me

tofurkey Host 10 years ago

to aniseseeds22 : Please do

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aniseseeds22 10 years ago

get online so I can text you some more external validation

Luketron 10 years ago

Thanks for the add!

you gave me the idea

mike0207 10 years ago

"I hide my junk food habit"
Have a nice hotdog...just one

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/1499386-36221098.html

Hope this starts your weekend with a smile