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- If you want good-tasting semen, drink lots of ginger tea (at least that's what the chefs working on the cookbook found out for themselves).
- Semen cooks like egg whites, not mayonnaise.
And there are tips I'll bet you didn't know about cooking with sperm, like:
I'm suddenly reminded of that Vice magazine where the guy eats frozen lollipops of his own man seed. (And then vomits profusely, if I remember correctly.)
Then there are the "Creamy Cum Crepes," which are regular crepes filled with cottage cheese and two tablespoons of man juice. Yum.
1/2 oz. semen
ice cubes
cream or milk
1 oz. coffee liqueur
2 oz. vodka
Right off the bat, you get a recipe for a cocktail (a White Russian, naturally):
And, yes, it appears to be a real book, and a second edition is already on the way.
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties," the book's description goes. "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that."