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I am:
Male, heterosexual
From:
Saskatchewan, Canada
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English, Chinese
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Relationship:
Single
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Drugs:
Never
Star sign:
Libra
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MitchNutro
to nadr6666 : Yah, wow is right.
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MitchNutro
Can you return my drill and those Rush cd's from that box set I borrowed to you over 2 years ago?  Come on eh!  Eh!
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add me plz
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SuperdiverWR
WHEN YOU CAME BACK, ADD ME, PLEASE...   :wink:
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nadr6666
wow
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He used paper towels saturated in food coloring. I can't tell you how long it remained green — we happened to break up on the same day as the Big Reveal.
Outrageous, right? I called a friend as soon as he left and told her what had happened. She told her roommate, who mentioned it to a friend, and before I knew it, people would beg me to tell my "Kermit dick" yarn. Once a stranger at a party even started telling me this "crazy story" about "some guy who dyed his penis green." The tale, which still gets a laugh, had come full circle.

It's good to be able to chuckle at the past; it's the reward we're promised when we find out our boyfriend is wanted in six states, or maintains an active match.com
profile while we're together, or dyes his penis green. But my willingness to turn our absurd ending into a Sex and the City episode — telling the story in the same rehearsed words, pausing for laughs in the same places every time — was starting to nag at me.

Sure, the dyeing decision was odd, but it was in keeping with the kinds of quirky things my boyfriend did — like picking my lock one day and sneaking into my home to leave romantic notes and loaves of French bread and cheese. Another time, he invited me out for a "goldfish date," which, had I agreed to it, would have involved releasing hundreds of goldfish into local fountains. Anybody can buy a bouquet of flowers; his ideas took effort.

Ultimately, I realized our relationship, once full of billowy passion that both consumed and drained me, had been reduced to a punch line. It robbed that intense period of its gravitas — he'd been my first lover, the first person I tried to take care of, the first guy who implied he could see a future with me.

He and I loosely kept in touch for years after we broke up. At one point the green incident popped up in conversation, and I finally asked him why he did it. "I thought you'd like it," he said.
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sheff11
Lovely stuff!
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thanks for the add!
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Nice page......Thanks for your friendship!
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gareth160
Thank you very much for the add
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gareth160
Great stuff!
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st_john_green
Excellent videos. Thanks
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Thanks for adding me
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I'm am new to Xhamster and your videos are very good I ask of you to add me as a friend
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cloudheaven
Awesome collection. Thanks for add
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69689
Merry X'mas n 10s 4 +.
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wilhardt
fantastic videos
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It was nice to meet you! :wink:
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Thanks for the Baily video! Love that chick, esp when she is sporting a nice set of nails. Dig her funky french nails. First time I have ever saw her fuck a guy.
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Daphne69
Thanks for the add. Bailey is the best.
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Daphne69
Bailey J ia the best. Thank you.
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treaploc53
Thanks for the precious Bailey Jay videos!
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mat73
thank's for the add!
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bundyman7
thanks alot
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capua
great video collection
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Melanie_Love
Cute profil pic ^^
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pokemonn
Thanks for the invite!
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Hi Many thanks for adding me, love the vids
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Love underwater videos! Great stuff
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