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flashing wife to ex b*****r in law

In 2016 I caught my wife sexting with a guy she knew from years back, he was her exhusbands b*****r. He lived 5 hours away from us so I know they didn't hook up. And this is the story on how it started and how I hacked into accounts and got to have fun with it in the end. Some may say im crazy and other will say good job. I had fun and would donit again if need be.

She had been taking sexy pics for weeks but wouldn't send them to me. I asked who was she sending them to and she said no one. I suspected it but had no proof. But I'd find things like her pussy soaking wet and her panties would ... Continue»
Posted by truckerstan 24 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The BIG BUTT Milf next door by DikDastradly https

The BIG BUTT Milf next door

Our story starts off with me gazing out of the passenger side window of a unsupported truck we would have to return the next day as we where the last of our stuff from our apartment on the other side of town with my big cousin driving and my big b*****r in the middle of us being tired from moving for days we pulled up again to these small 3 bedroom on floor apartments stacked on top of each other with stairs spacing the four units leading to the top where we stayed top right corner the same was on the opposite side of our complex also for units up ... Continue»
Posted by DikDastradly 25 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Another day in a hotel room

My younger slut Krystal and I exchanged a number of messages as we made plans to meet up again for some good sex. We planned it for a Saturday at a hotel once again as I was more than willing to spend some cash to fucked her. Plans where set and on this occasion on the Friday night while we messaged each other we agreed to not to do any anal sex but lots of pleasuring. As we messaged each other our chat got rather steamy and we eventually agreed that we both must come up with one or two sexual thing that we haven't done with each other yet. We said we'd think about it and then discuss it once ... Continue»
Posted by canev8 25 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Peg.s first black guy

After our cruise last May Peg has opened up and since that time she has had two more lovers with me watching and taking Pictures.
After her second lover that was a slight disappointment because he couldn't control himself with me watching and lost his hard on several times and Peg finally had to blow him to get him to cum after riding his cock cowgirl style fingering her pussy so she could cum .

We had talked about her having a black lover several times and she was agreeable if we found a way to contact a fairly well hung black guy.
I had heard of the adult mags that had adds in the back ... Continue»
Posted by luckydog1985 29 days ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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s****r in heat chapter 3

It was late, and the minutes passed slowly. Midnight had been long ago, it seemed, and yet the night remained in that timeless hollow that are the wee morning hours. The lamp beside me was burning low and I flipped the page of my textbook, shifting ever so slightly. Against my chest, Monica stirred, and for a moment the words became gibberish and all I felt was her soft breast rolling against my skin, all I smelled was the vague fragrance of her shampoo.

I watched her face as she blinked awake, her hand sliding over my waist and gripping my ass. She sniffled, and looked up at me. "Don't be... Continue»
Posted by iamsuperman007 29 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Sylvia's mom part 5

Everything was progressing very quickly between Sheila and me. They were, in fact, moving almost too quickly. Our sex life was fantastic. Sheila was a dream lover and she had done everything I had asked of her so far, yet I was still very apprehensive about how things would be once Sylvia returned and if we could get her to agree to our proposal of she and Sylvia sharing me as their lover.

I really did not want to hurt Sylvia in any way, especially emotionally. She had already been through the trauma with the of discovery of the dark side of her father just as Sheila had in discovering the ... Continue»
Posted by iamsuperman007 29 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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A Thrilling Night

It entered May month and the weather had really become slightly cold. It was a Saturday night after dinner when myself and my f****y were watching tv in the lounge. Mom and dad soon went to bed leaving Amy my steps****r and I in the lounge watching a movie. A passionate scene came on and I got rather horny while watching it. My steps****r then looked at me and said that looked rather good. She then switched the tv off and walked up to me and said let's rather watch the rest in my room where it's warmer. I agreed and we moved to her room and under the blankets. We both laid on our backs and as ... Continue»
Posted by canev8 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Conquests.

I came back to Anambra last week, having spent the last 3 years of my life in Lagos. During my time in Lagos, I experienced a second sexual awakening that has definitely made me the person I am today.

I have always been horny, and I was looking forward to my stay in Lagos as a chance to have some good no strings sex. I am a bit shy, and not really big on clubs and most of the time I went, I ended up chatting up girls who had boyfriends or not having the balls to seal the deal. I look back on those opportunities thinking wow, if only I had the self-confidence and general I don't give ... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Hounded.

In the morning on the 5th of July I was reading for my professional exam when my phone rang, I picked It up to see who was calling, it was Dogo, not a regular caller, I assumed there must be business, I answered and we exchanged pleasantries, he said there is a friend of his that would love to meet with me, that he wanted my approval first before giving out my contact details, why I asked? He said he used a picture of my dick as his display picture and indicated it belonged to his friend, he said the friend of his had not allowed him to rest since she saw the picture, I said he should go ahead... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Doing an assignment with Caitlyn

It was Wednesday morning and I arrived early in the morning by Caitlyn to work on a varsity assignment together. Letting me in she was dressed casually in tight yoga pants and a top. We greet with a firm hug hello and then went inside to the kitchen. Her mom and dad where there finishing there coffee as I greeted and shortly afterwards they left for work, leaving Caitlyn and myself alone in the house once again. Caitlyn first made us coffee and breakfast. After eating and while tidying the kitchen I noticed while Caitlyn was walking around that her yoga pants had created a sexy cameltoe.
As ... Continue»
Posted by canev8 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Mind At Work.

I am twenty-nine years old now. Blond, tall, not fat but with soft curves, a small C-cup and with a combination of hips, legs and ass that seem to attract the men. For the last five years I've stripped and been paid well for the fantasies I have provided to both men and women. The money is too good not to dance. I've had more than my share of experiences and discovered that most men can satisfy my body and give me good orgasms. Still I felt there was more. Until recently, I had never really been in love; you know the mutual kind, where there is commitment.
Five months ago, I met Gozie. He is... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Bachelor's Eve.

Weddings are just so exhausting, I have been
running helter skelter trying to finalise all the
arrangements. Neither my phone nor myself
have been able to catch a break all week, the
preparations have been getting the better of
me.
My phone has started vibrating again, and
this time around it’s the woman of my life
calling. I won’t say I have been in love with
her from the first moment we saw, but more
like she has always been there waiting for
me.
It seemed like she knew we would eventually
end up together, we met in a bus a few
years ago. I was on my way for some
deployment w... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Pasadena: TBBT fan-fic

Pasadena – in the esteemed opinion of Amy Farrah Fowler – would never change. There would always be overcrowded suburban shopping malls lying in direct contrast to the neighboring silicon valley, overflowing with scientists and surfers who crowded the restaurants up and down the main drag of town, scheming to get closer to the waves or further inland to the safety of the suburbs.

Amy knew the story. She’d been born here, and she’d seen any number of people crop up at her place of employ, secretaries that lasted a week before fleeing to the excitement of Hollywood or the bland safety of the ... Continue»
Posted by Alyena-morozov 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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the domination effect

As the boys leave for another science fuelled adventure Penny and Bernadette are left alone in Penny's apartment.

"So penny is there anything you want to do?" Bernadette asked. Knowing full well her plans for the next week. Bernadette had never told anyone but she had had a large crush on penny ever since she had met her. Penny's long hair, big breasts and perky bum just did it for her. Bernadette had taken with her two large ball gags, a dildo, a collar, a leed, a vibrator, a strap-on, hand cuffs, scarfs, duct tape, rope, a whip, a horse whip and nipple clamps to use on Penny, plus a few c... Continue»
Posted by Alyena-morozov 1 month ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Best Sex Ever.

I was in Onitsha and couldn't make it to a party organised by my club members in Awka,my friends didn't allow me sl**p,they were calling and teasing me until I switched off my phone.....I woke up to find a video on my friend's Facebook page,it was the party,my friend was digging the dance flow with this crazy hot babe,pretty,tall with a small boobs and got this wicked waist.

I put a call through to my friend and the dude broke my heart by telling me the girl just left his house after four rounds of sex,he told me how the girl was appreciating his long dick and cursing her boy friend for not... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Seeing Krystal again

It was midday on Sunday while relaxing with my f****y when I received a message from Krystal saying, "Hey Cane, how are you? Who was the pretty blonde girl you were with on Friday? Are we still going to see each other on Tuesday?"
I replied, " Hey babe, I'm good thanks and you? That was Cassi my ex, we met up for the day. Yes I'm still keen to see you on Tuesday if you willing still? "
She replied. "I'm good thanks babe. Oh ok was just wondering if you now have a girlfriend and if we would still see each other, I'm definitely keen to spend the day with you again baby as I really love how you... Continue»
Posted by canev8 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Cassi and I


It was a Thursday night and still being single and a bit lonely, not getting as much sex as I was use to having a girlfriend, I decided to message Cassi to see if she would be keen to meet up for the day. She was indeed keep and as we chatted she said she would meet by my house just after 9 tomorrow morning. She seemed rather excited and we continued messaging each other for a while before saying goodnight. I almost immediately fell asl**p after my last message to Cassi. 
Waking up Friday morning, I got up and went to the kitchen. My steps****r was first to leave and a few mins after her bo... Continue»
Posted by canev8 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Slow Beat

I had been in a long distance relationship with a girl when I was 18. Now, for anominity sake we'll call her Beth, who at the time was 19. I had made enough money working at KMart over the last year to fly her all the way across the country for the holiday season. From the moment we got in car headed home from the airport the air was sexually charged. This was a long time coming. My first girlfriend was finally in arms. One night stands out in particular though.

Beth and I had the apartment to ourselves while my father was at work that day. All day she teased me not so subtly. Squeezing my as... Continue»
Posted by Fuck_0ff1 1 month ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Postapocalyptic reality 4

This is a continuation:

Postapocalyptic reality 1
http://xhamster.com/stories/postapocalyptic-reality-1-640119

Postapocalyptic reality 2
http://xhamster.com/stories/postapocalyptic-reality-2-652696

Postapocalyptic reality 3
http://xhamster.com/stories/postapocalyptic-reality-3-664235




Jenny spent the remainder of the day clearing out the cellar. She didn't want the decaying remains of the female dog, nor the half eaten remains of the previous tenant fouling the place up, so she dumped them outside a good distance away. She had found a piece of tubing t... Continue»
Posted by penelopeslut 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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f***eful Sex.

It was pretty late at night my boyfriend Okey and I were at my house watching a movie. we were watching TITANIC. i was pretty scared of the movie (well not really scared, but i was really nervous every time i watched it), so Okey held me and kissed my head whenever he thought the scene was too sad. The movie was done and he looked at me and said I want to fuck." It was so straight forward at first I didn't know what he said.

"I want to fuck" he repeated. he started kissing me with his tongue. but I stopped him.

"Okey no. I'm not ready and I don't want to give it all up to you". I pulled... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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