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The Lusty Delivery Girl

-CHAPTER 1: Betty
Anyone who has lived far away from the bright lights and seduction of metropolitan cities will sympathize with the story I am about to tell you.

Growing up on a farm is by no means glamorious. Long days of work, little entertainment, and crippling mundane boredom. Our is a small village of rolling green hills far from any main town. Internet? Porno magazines? Forget about it.

Recently, many k**s my age have gone off to the city to find excitement. A few others stay behind. I, unfortunately, was one of those that had to stay behind to help with my f****y's farm.

Th... Continue»
Posted by coldrocket 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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गुस्से से सेक्स तक

गुस्से से सेक्स तक????????????????????????????


हैलो दोस्तों ! मैं हमेशा यह सोचा करता था कि क्या मैं भी कभी अपनी ज़िन्दगी में किसी के साथ सेक्स कर पाऊँगा! मुझे ब्लू-फिल्म देखने की आदत है लेकिन क़िस्मत देखिए कि कभी भी मैं किसी के साथ सेक्स नहीं कर पाया था। मेरी उम्र २३ साल और कद ५ फीट ९ इंच है। वैसे लोग कहते हैं कि मैं स्मार्ट भी हूँ, ख़ैर छोड़िये।लेकिन मैं आप को अपनी एक ऐसी हक़ीकत से वाक़िफ कराना चाहता हूँ जो मेरे साथ पहले कभी नहीं हुई। ये होने के बाद मैं मन ही मन बड़ा खुश होता रहता था क्योंकि जो मैं इतनी कोशिश करने के बाद भी नहीं कर पायावो अचानक हो गया।हुआ ये कि मेरे घर के सामने एक घर है ... Continue»
Posted by sexyboydelhi61 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Hard Dreamer

I woke up with my dick standing at attention! This happened for several days in a row. I was puzzled, what the hell was I dreaming about that aroused me so much. It was driving me crazy truthfully. I mean, it was like I was a teen all over again. So I told my girlfriend at the time what was happening. She simply smiled and said, "try to remember, you sl**p so hard so it may be tough" (Very whisper like provocative voice).... Something about that look on her face lead me to believe she knew more than she was saying. So for the next few days, I woke up still with a hard dick, still no clue why.... Continue»
Posted by datguy863 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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first time seeing her in 2 years

It had been almost 2 years sience me and the ex had any real talking. We had dated when I was in collage for about a year or soon. It started off pretty norm I guess. Meet her at her job to get some parts for my car and she was telling her boss about how she couldn’t get her car running again. So I offerd to help in exchange for a few nice hot meals. Needless to say I got it running. Now fast forward 3 years almost and I am back from school in az and I am visting a friend when I get a text form her. All it said was he thro me out.
m... Continue»
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Home coming

Zak skillfully maneuvered the big Lincoln through a maze of traffic and on to the off ramp of the expressway! As he slid into local traffic he adjusted the radio for some easy listening and thought to himself, "Almost home, and boy am I tired and hungry, and what a day, non stop from eight until six, I hope Katie has something good ready for supper!!!" He thought about Katie and how lucky he had been to meet someone so beautiful and smart at the same time, and how after three years of marriage just the mere sight of her naked body nearly drove him insane with lust!!! Finally he turned onto Car... Continue»
Posted by snake_500011 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My joke on my husband backfired


Troy had been home and leave for a week and it was so good to have him home, we fucked for the whole week and then on the Saturday night his old mates form his school days decided to come around for some drinks and catch up with him, the guys arrived about 7pm and by that time Troy had already had a few beers too many but was in a really good mood, five of his mates turned up, John, Ross, Will, Andrew and Ben and Ben’s girlfriend Sharon, Sharon was nice but easily lead, she did exactly what ever Ben told her, no matter what.
Everyone was laughing and joking and my guy Troy was telling ever... Continue»
Posted by sammythewitch91 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Chevy in the Barn

Once there was a traveling sales man named John, selling his wares on the back roads of Iowa. One evening, he was lost, driving down a deserted country road. When he hit a pothole in the night, it threw him across the ditch and into a tree. John got out of the car, he wasn't hurt but the car wasn't going anywhere. He looked up and down the road. No one would be traveling these roads this late at night he thought. So he picked a direction and started walking.

As John walked in the dark, he could hear all the sounds of the night. "What was that?... "He startled, "Oh just an owl." Then a coyo... Continue»
Posted by MesfordK 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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VEET.....DONT DO IT........

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the oth... Continue»
Posted by knocka 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Hotel Fucking in Atlanta - Memories!





This very hot pic posted today by eyesonu, stirred up an old memory.

The girl in the pic reminds me of a young local student ecsort I once fucked at the Atlanta Sheraton, about 15 years ago. Nice memories of the encounter and events surrouding it.

I was at a trade show as part of a group of about 12 people from various businesses. I had some free time after lunch and arranged for this girl to come to my room. We had a fun time even though the girl was new to the work, and quite nervous. She was a great kis... Continue»
Posted by Hangdog90 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Honors Anatomy Class

This story is a fantasy. All those described are of the age of consent. The story includes nudity (naked male, clothed female), adolescents engaged in sexually provocative activities with adult supervision, detailed description of the male anatomy including the reproductive organs and male ejaculation. If you are offended by any of these elements or concepts, please do not read this story.

Honors Anatomy Class

As Timmy dressed in the locker room his mind was focused on the note he had been sent by the Science teacher, Miss Springer, that morning. Right after gym, he was to rep... Continue»
Posted by trowe 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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vidya balan

This is an incident
happened between me
and my cousin vidya
balan. Am sure that the
name rang a bell in all ur
minds. Yes, am one
lucky guy to have her as
my cousin. This incident
happened after she
became an actress. I
used to visit her at
times and mostly after
her becoming an
actress. Though I found
her attractive before
too it was after her
film stint that I started
seeing her as sexy. I
dont remember how
many times I have seen
the love making scene
in parineeta. She
started ruling my
dreams after that.
I used to visit her
whenever I got a
chance. I even used to
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Posted by superSEDUCTIVE 3 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Happy 2013 Newyear

2012-2013!
by Peter Leo.
approaching the door of our suite, with key in hand, i think with a frown how late business took me and that you’ll be fast asl**p. so knowing my fate, with the stealth of a cat burglar, i quietly slip the key into the lock of the knob. pushing the door open i enter soundlessly. wanting, but not wanting to wake you. i listen in hopes that you aren’t sl**p. but as i make my way into the darkened room, i see your cloths strewn over a chair near the bed. making out your soft steady breathing, that of someone lost in dreamland. “damn”, i mumble.
... Continue»
Posted by waxbat 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Communal Living

This story might be too tame for those looking for wild porn or group sex descriptions, but it is a true account of my early life when my wife and I lived with an older couple and reflects the sort of free-wheeling morals of the times back in the late 60's. It is a bunch of warm memories for me but it may not turn you on. Just warning you.

Our "communal" life


Truth be told, my wife and I when first married were rather open sexually. While we never actually had any other sexual partners then each other, it WAS the 60's ... and even into the early 70's it was fast and loose when ... Continue»
Posted by trowe 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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VACATIONS IN DUBAI

This comes as my story to start with and good responses and I have a stock of one story every day to share and enjoy. Let’s come straight to the point now. I was in Dubai at that time say in 2009 and used to freak out at the discs and pubs on week end nights.

One such Friday night I was at a premium disc on Sh. Zayed Road with my friend and his girlfriend night was getting lovely with every number played and people were chilling out to the max and we had already booked the table for us to make things more comfortable to us.

We had one of the finest locations in the hall and I ordered wit... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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One of my fantasies!


As, I sat naked on my bed front of my laptop, checking my emails; a usual email message came up on my computer, it reads: 'Open immediately from Chuck'. Curious, I open the email, and its show a picture of me lying on the bed with my legs spread open. It's more like I just finish masturbated! Shock, and confused, I replied back to Chuck and ask; 'How did you get that picture?' Chuck respond; ' I snap you while you were into your devotion. ‘You made my dick very hard.' I wasn't afraid, or, show no fear; I was more curious where Chuck was hiding? Is he nearby? Or, peeping at me from an open... Continue»
Posted by Chocolatepussy45 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Circle Jerk

One summer when I was in high school, two of my friends - Frank and John - and me, Tim, used to go ‘camping.’ Now, we wouldn’t go very far away from home, we would gather our sl**ping bags and one guy had a large tent and we would go about 10 blocks from our neighborhood where there was a small wooded area.

We’d walk in far enough so that no one could see us from the street and set up camp.
Mostly it was an excuse to smoke and curse and tell dirty stories totally away from our parents.

We’d set up camp while it was still light: the tent could sl**p four and fairly comfortably but too... Continue»
Posted by trowe 3 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Fireman's Carnival

Fireman's Carnival

by Kathy B.



"Mark! I'm over here!" I waved my hands wildly, trying to get my husband's
attention. It was useless though; he couldn't hear me over the noise of the
crowd and he hadn't noticed our booth when he walked past.

"Hey, lady. Can we get some pies here or not?" A sweaty, overweight man
stood beside three sweaty, underweight k**s. Each c***d clutched a dollar bill
in their dirty little fists.

I took a last look at Mark's back, disappearing behind the Ferris Wheel.
Oh, well, he'd keep looking until he found me. I'd get his attention t... Continue»
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My Girlfriends has a creampie pussy for the night.

Ceri my sexy saucy girlfriend was having a night out with the girls. It had been a while since she has been out and she was looking forward to it. As in my previous story Ceri like’s to flirt around with my mates and other lads she finds hot. She love’s being touched up and I don’t mind her having a bit of fun now and again. We had a steaming threesome with a male college friend of mine a few years ago. Since then our sex life has been pretty normal.

My good friend Dave was staying over our house to keep me company while she was out for the night. We had a load of beers in and were having a... Continue»
Posted by danny227 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fight In Mall Gets Melissa Horny

This is a reprint of my first story so please don't get offended by any ethnic slurs as this a true story and is how it happened.

It all started on a rainy Saturday afternoon in July of 2005.
My girlfriend Melissa and I had plans to go on a picnic instead the rain that was predicted for late this evening came early.So Melissa suggested we go to the mall and do some shopping.I was not happy but I needed a few things for my computer.
when we got there it was packed I guess we were not the only ones that changed their plans at the last minute,before I go any further let me describe Meliss... Continue»
Posted by bigrob40 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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painful and punishing found out.

Local women and wife of a truck driver was hot. The day he left she started calling the local boys. I had my opportunity and jumped on her like a rabbit. Was a young k** and excited to feel her adult hot box. Friend and I took turns fucking and watching the other fuck. She would call the other over and suck him hard before the other finished. She fucked us both dry and sucked my cock sore. I was know for having a big cock, but I was young then. The terry b*****rs were the lost teen long cock swingers. Frined and I knew where to get and watch her bed room.
One terry b*****r bent her over the ... Continue»
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