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alya dan om bejo

Alya berdiri di tengah pos kamling sambil memeluk dirinya sendiri yang kedinginan terkena udara malam. Tubuh Alya masih terus bergetar, bukan dikarenakan oleh dinginnya semilir angin tapi karena perasaannya yang campur aduk.

“Uhhhhhmmm.” Desah Alya lirih saat tubuh hangat Pak Bejo memeluknya dari belakang. Pria tambun itu tidak perlu berbasa-basi dan ingin langsung menyantap hidangan utama yang lezat yang disuguhkan oleh ibu rumah tangga yang masih muda dan sangat cantik ini. Tangan Pak Bejo bergerak menyusur seluruh tubuh Alya sementara dia menempelkan tubuhnya sendiri di belakang sang ibu... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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alya dan om bejo anals

Pak Bejo mengelus seluruh tubuh Alya tanpa ada perlawanan berarti. Seluruh perasaan dan keinginan Alya untuk melawan hilang ditelan oleh kenikmatan orgasme yang baru saja dirasakannya. Pak Bejo mengecup pantat Alya yang bulat, mulus dan kencang. Beberapa kecupan meninggalkan bekas cupang memerah di pantat Alya. Pak Bejo merenggangkan kedua sisi pantat itu dan mulai menjilat lubang kecil yang berada di tengah, tepat di atas bibir vagina Alya yang masih meneteskan air mani. Lubang anus Alya dibuka sedikit melebar.

Tanpa aba-aba, Pak Bejo mencelupkan jari ke dalam vagina Alya, menciduk cairan ... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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anisa dan om bejo part II

Anissa sedang menikmati lantunan lagu jazz lembut yang mengalun di radio ketika terdengar ketukan pelan di jendela mobilnya. Wajah Pak Bejo yang tiba-tiba muncul mengagetkan dara itu. Anis memencet tombol membuka jendela.

“Ada apa, Pak?” tanya Anissa.

“A-anu, non… sepertinya saya kehilangan kunci mobil sewaktu buang air kecil tadi.”

“Aduuuh… Pak Bejo ini gimana sih?” nada suara Anissa meninggi karena jengkel, tapi gadis itu segera memperbaiki nada suaranya agar Pak Bejo tidak marah. Mereka hanya berdua saja di tempat sepi ini dan hal terakhir yang diinginkan Anissa adalah membuat Pak ... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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ayah mertuaku yang ganas

Ungkapan kagum Pak Bambang membuat Dina kaget, ia terhenyak dan mundur ke belakang.

“Kamu cantik sekali. Aku puas punya menantu seperti kamu.” Wajah Pak Bambang yang sudah terbakar nafsu birahi membuat Dina bergidik ketakutan. Saat masih menjadi boneka Pak Pram saja kakek tua ini dengan mudah bisa menidurinya, apalagi sekarang saat mereka tinggal serumah. “Kalau nanti si Dudung absen meniduri istri barunya, Bapak bersedia mengambil alih pekerjaan itu. Mempercepat memperoleh keturunan.” Katanya sambil terkekeh-kekeh.

“Ma-maaf… tapi saya sedang tidak ingin diganggu, bisa Bapak keluar dulu ... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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anisa dan om bejo

“Tolong kasihani aku, tinggalkan aku sendirian…” bisik Anissa lemah, “tolong…”

“Rasanya Mas Dodit pasti akan sangat berterima kasih seandainya kita berdua memberinya hadiah yang terindah yang akan selalu ia ingat sepanjang hidup.” Tangan Pak Bejo turun dari dada Anis ke perutnya, tangan itu menepuk pelan perut langsing Anis, “Hadiah terindah berupa seorang anak dari kekasihnya tercinta yang didapatkan dari sperma seorang pria tua buruk rupa.”

Anissa menutup mulutnya karena kaget dan takut, dia terhenyak berdiri dari posisinya yang rebah di ranjang, dia memang sudah diperkosa Pak Bejo, ta... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Blowjob at Krogers during rain storm story and vid

I posted the video "Blowjob at Krogers during a rain storm. Here is the backstory to what lead up to that video.

Saturday I went my local Kroger's to do my shopping. As I am walking up to checkout a black chick in workout clothes cuts in front of me in line. I notice she has a nice ass in her workout pants and I don't mind looking at it as she is in front of me. She checks out and gets a phone call and walks out and I proceed to checkout. After paying for my groceries I walk out and notice she is parked next to me and loading her car while talking on the phone to a guy and it sounds lik... Continue»
Posted by dblacknhou 4 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My Lunchtime Encounter

So again, debated on putting this out there...

It's embarrassing, annoying me and it's kinda funny (from y'alls perspective), so Im gonna share. Y'all seem to like my pathetic and funny stories.

A couple of weeks ago now I tried again to meet someone to fuck. He is a young 29yo black man within 25 minutes of me.

We met twice for lunch to chat and we made out a little in the car each time.

The third meeting I met him at his house but I was on my period and he is not down with that (of course my luck...) so I knew we weren't gonna fuck, we made out and I sucked him until complet... Continue»
Posted by msliberty 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Clinical Studies & Faking Results & Sexual

I met my girlfriend at a clinical study and let me tell you we kept sneaking off to have some quick and rough sex at the studies. My girlfriend has a hot daughter who I want to have a threesome with and I will definitely get mommy and daughter into my bed, but besides the point I need to tell you about all the dirty details. We met at a study, she is a little overweight but after smoking my jizz enhancer i couldnt help myself and started flirting with the latino girl who barely understand any english at all! After working my words her and I went to the washroom at the study and started f... Continue»
Posted by joshuasferrazza 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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MY WIFE MY OFFICE WHORE



I was on cloud nine! I could never have imagined getting such a job so early in my career! Frankly, I did not believe I was even qualified for it, but god knows what the selectors saw in me, I was selected and today I was there on my first day in the new job. The boss welcomed me very warmly and invited for dinner at his home.

This was another surprise for me, but then, well, I was now in the senior management cadre! Probably one of the youngest ones! I decided to start my day by meeting my colleagues. And they were a not on
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Posted by bava12 4 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Boyfriend’s Dad & I




I lost my virginity when I was 18 to my first boyfriend. Most of my friends had already lost theirs and I wanted to see what the big deal was. But I never really felt attractive. At 5’6″ with an athletic build, long dark brown hair, brown eyes, and curvy hips, I just usually felt sort of awkward. I was a bit of a late bloomer in the tit department. I was practically flat chested most of my life and then all of the sudden they started coming in. Trust me, going from an A cup to a large C was a huge confidence booster. Boys sta... Continue»
Posted by swathi2 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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New Year's romp with barely legal gal

New Year's Even 1999-2000 I attended a party with a college friend of mine and his younger cousin. I was 22 at the time. My friend was a couple of years older than me, but his cousin was five years younger. His cousin brought along two gals with him from his high school class. One was his girlfriend (or someone he was 'seeing'). The other was her single friend, Tiffany. So I'm a 22 year old college grad and Tiffany is a 17 year old high school student. In my state, 17 is the age of consent unless the older person is in a position of trust (i.e., a teacher). So since I am not in such a ... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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raised as a daughter

This was a dream. Pure fantasy



I was born on April first. Fools day.
My mother had 5 girls ranging from 4-10 when I was born.
Dad's a VP at a large bank, and goes on business trips 4-5 times a year from a few days to weeks, so I never had a steady father figure at home. While I was still in diapers my s****rs would dress me like a girl or one of their dolls. As I got older everyone thought I was a girl.
They would put frilly under pants on me, one of their dresses and a bonnet. Wheel me around the block like I was their baby s****r. The women would say how precious, and the girls wo... Continue»
Posted by 1120scott 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Hard at Work

This naughty little story, although entirely fictional, is based on/inspired by real life experiences I've had.
Enjoy reading it, I certainly did writing it! :P lol


So I've been working this office job for a while now. I started out when I was 18 and ever since then I've been a busy hard-working worker. I shan't bore you with the ins-and-outs of the job (who wants to read about such a thing on a porn site?! lol).

Anyway, having been working hard for a few years, I figured I was more than deserving of a promotion. There was just one big thing standing in my way, Mr. Richards. The boss... Continue»
Posted by ms_cream_puff69 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Revenge Fuck - PT2: At The Office

Spencer arrived at work a little earlier than usual Monday morning remembering the previous weekend's activities. After their morning fuck session Saturday, Sasha and Spencer talked about continuing their liaisons in the future since they both found out they were sex starved people. Spencer knew partially because he accidentally saw Sasha masturbating at work.

"You saw me?" she asked slightly stunned.

"Yeah," Spencer said guiltily.

"What did you do while you watched?" Sasha asked very curious.

Spencer was surprised that she didn't snap at him for seeing her masturbate. He thought b... Continue»
Posted by jucoxfer 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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wife likes

My name is Chris, this is a true story that happened to me and my wife Maria a little while back.

I had a few friends due to arrive one day to watch football, the normal kind of thing , a bit rowdy and a few beers.

Maria has no interest in football, so she arranged to meet a friend to do a little shopping and have lunch and a few drinks.

I was on the balcony just as Maria left, and my friends arrived loaded with beer cases just as she was walking down the driveway to her car.

My friends didn't notice me, but they sure noticed Maria, all turning to watch her walk away. When I looked... Continue»
Posted by exstoner 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Kelly and I: Seven Minutes of Heaven

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the third in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. This isn’t chronologically related to the previous story, but instead, is an entirely different story about a first time with the character. A lot of the beginning of this is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX STARTS HERE:

aaaaaaand ... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Kelly and I: The Showers

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the second in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. This isn’t chronologically related to the previous story, but instead, is an entirely different story about a first time with the character. A lot of the beginning of this is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX STARTS HERE:

aaaaaaand... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Carol, a cock & cum legend

Having just read, “cock and cum cravings.” by the Good Lady Tang. The inspiring story of her love of cock and cum. It did rather put me in mind of my very own cock and cum loving friend whilst at collage.
We were at the time about three weeks into our first term of collage, all of us in the mist of finding our way around and eyeing each other up regarding future friends, acquaintances and those little fuckers we need to avoid at all cost. Ha ha.
Wednesday afternoons were free, so on this particular Wednesday I found myself ambling aimlessly around when I bumped into Carol. Having started wor... Continue»
Posted by appycam 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Kelly and I: Our Very Wet Time

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the first in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. A lot of the beginning of this story is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX BEGINS HERE:

aaaaaaand here we go!

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I ... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I Have a Dream...

This is Julie...

In college I'm studying Philosophy and Religious Studies. But for as long as I can remember I've always been fascinated by United States history and politics too. So it wasn't so surprising that the other day, as I was lounging nude on my garden chair, I began pondering about how we can have a better country and world.

The inspiring words of Robert F. Kennedy came to me:

“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”

And of course the epic speech of Martin Luther King was not far behind... Continue»
Posted by Luv_Jesus 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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