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A Hot d***ken Night

Jay and I were back in the states in Seattle Washington giving our friends and f****y a surprise visit. Jay, All the AOM boys and I were at this sports bar in his hometown. Jay was never a big drinker so he quickly got a buzz after 2 drinks. But however his buddies encouraged him to drink more, which then made Jay’s Face become slightly pink in the cheeks and made him a lot more louder.
“Guys, Guys wanna hear somethin’?” he asked with a goofy smile.
“What’s that?” asked one of his friends.
“If Alcohol makes you an alcoholic what does Fanta ma... Continue»
Posted by SimuatedPorn 5 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  

The Naiads: Chapter Two

This is Chapter two of a story about Wendell, a recently divorced middle aged man who becomes the neighbor of a trio of exciting young college girls in an apartment complex named Thessaly Springs. In this chapter, Wendell does a little on line research about Ashley, the new object of his affections, and begins to plot her seduction.

This is a work of fiction. All rights are reserved.

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I woke around mid morning with a raging hard on and a mild headache. Sun poured through the curtains covering the sliding glass door that led to the patio. I looked at the clock and... Continue»
Posted by Stiffenpurple 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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In Hell Part 4

Jennie's naked body was covered from head to toe with a tattoo of a flowery vine. It did not cover all of Jennie's skin, but it was wrapped around her arms and legs, two flowers even covering her temples. It was steadily fading into invisibility, but even so, Catherine could feel its raw power. This was no ink - it was pure lust wrapped around her friend's body. Jennie's right hand seemed powerless to resist caressing the flower blooming on her right breast, or even to breathe without pushing her chest forward.

The most dramatic change, however, was Jennie's expression. The bold and confide... Continue»
Posted by lady-jen 5 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Step-s****r's Spring Break Visit

Step-s****r's Spring Break Visit

Earlier this year my step s****r came to stay with the f****y for spring break. Consisted of my mom and step-dad. They were pretty nice to not kick me out while I stayed in state to attend college. My step s****r on the other hand decided to go to SDSU. I mean that's not too far away considering we were just a city away. I'm pretty sure Stacy, my step-s****r just wanted to get away from the memories. Unfortunately her boyfriend who she was deeply in love with passed away. It was very short and unexpected. Til this day she posts on social media pictures of t... Continue»
Posted by mrlolgg 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Dating Game - Part 1 - The Inner Game

Hey, y'all, what's up?... :)
I promised y'all something, and a promise is a promise, so...welcome to the first (and most important) part of my "program" of the dating game, meaning how you can date and have as many women as you want, as well as any woman you want. Also, a deal is a deal so, although I'll share to you information worth 1 billion dollars, I'll do it for you totally free. ;)

Now, let's get it started...

Have you ever wondered why women react differently while getting approached by different men? I mean, why she says "no" to a guy that`s așking for her contact details or fo... Continue»
Posted by roadrigusantus 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  

The Dating Game - introduction

Hey, y'all, what's up?... :)
First of all, since this is the introduction of some incredible stuff I want to share to you...let me introduce myself:
- I'm 31 yo;
- I live in Europe;
- I'm really into my job;
- I love sports;
- I lllllove women. :)

I was thinking this days...which would be the secret of happiness for a man? That 1 billion dollars question, whose answer would REALLY make a guy happy?...

Would that be...
how can I be rich?
how can I get a nice car?
how can I eat without getting fat? - this just might be the 1 billion dollars question for a woman...:)) but, altho... Continue»
Posted by roadrigusantus 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  

The Cop

I hadn’t realized I was speeding until I saw red and blue flashing lights in my rearview mirror. Fuck, I thought to myself, I don’t need this right now. I need to get home to my bathtub and that book I just started reading. I pulled over, grabbed my registration from my glove compartment, rolled down my window and waited.
“Miss, do you realize how fast you were going?”
I turned my head to answer and was greeted by the most gorgeous police officer I had ever seen in my life. Although it was dark, I could see that his eyes were blue. Piercing blue. His hair was dark and slightly wavy, ... Continue»
Posted by Irishqt1980 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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In Hell Part 3

Jennie was moaning.

She was in the dark, chained to a demonic machine, phantom hands all over her naked form. Over her perky little breasts, between her quivering thighs, along her belly. She felt warm, loved... terrified.

Whatever resolve led her to sacrifice herself for Catherine was gone. She wanted out. She wanted out now, before the hands get bolder and start playing with her nipples and her clitoris. She wanted to struggle, break out, kick that demonic asshole in the dick, confront the Lord of Hell that doomed her to a helpless slut's fate. Climb out of Hell if she had to, even cas... Continue»
Posted by lady-jen 5 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Destroying my mother in laws pussy

This happened over thirty years ago. My father in law died my wife and I helped her all we could, doing things for her, staying a nights we her, things like that. 8 months later we planned a trip to Florida, and my wife asked if she could ask her mother to go with us. I really didn't won't to but what can you say. I knew fucking would be out on this trip. We arrived later in the day and checked in, I decided to take a dip before eating. Dot asked Hilda her mom if she wanted to swim, she said later. We got in our clothes I wear shorts instead of a swim suit because my cock shows too much. While... Continue»
Posted by ostechvictoris 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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A Rough Night: She gets some rough handling

I sat on the edge of the bed, biting my nail and ruining the smooth polish I had applied earlier. The red of the digital clock illuminated the dark room and my lashes fluttered as the clock display switched to 10:38. On February 14th at 10:38, I finally admitted to myself that I would spend the entire day alone.
I should just go to bed.
I sighed.
I thought of the last time we had been together as I pulled open the drawer to the nightstand. I thought of how he had slowly stripped my clothes off, how his hands had felt on my body, and how he had fucked my brains out on this very bed.
My hand... Continue»
Posted by ostechvictoris 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Strange night at a club

I received a phone call from a friend telling me one of our friends was having a party for his sons birthday. It had been years since I had seen him. After time in the service, we drifted apart. Thinking it would be nice to see him again, I agreed to meet them at a club across country. At the time I was living in Montana, I booked a flight to Nevada and made reservations for a room at a nice hotel outside of Reno. Not realizing how hot it was, the clothes I packed were to heavy to wear. Being there for just a few days I bought a couple of pairs of pants and some shirts there. I showered and dr... Continue»
Posted by fengunn 5 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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gina dan om om

Angka menunjukkan angka 3 dan pintu lift pun terbuka. Gina keluar dari lift bersama dengan beberapa orang lainnya. Gadis cantik itu langsung bergegas menuju ke kamar yang disebutkan oleh Om Herdi ditelepon tadi. Sesampai di depan pintu kamar bertuliskan nomor 257, Gina mengetuk pintu tersebut beberapa kali namun sama sekali tidak ada jawaban. Begitu ketukan terakhirnya juga tidak mendapat respon, ia mencoba membuka pintu kamar tersebut. Rupanya pintu tersebut tidak terkunci dan gadis cantik itu pun dengan hati-hati masuk ke dalam kamar. Ruangan kamar itu memang terlihat kosong, namun sayup-say... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  

Fun with Freddie

Mindy was a high school senior at Elm Street high. She had long dark hair, tanned skin, large ample breasts and I nice round ass. As she sat there threw 2nd period history she could barley keep her eyes open. She had been partying the night before and got absolutely no sl**p. As the teachers slow monotone voice rambled on and on about god knows what. She laid down her head and quickly fell asl**p. Once she entered the dream world, Freddie took a moment to look the girl over. She was quite a beautiful piece of ass. It had been a very long time since Freddie had gotten any. He decided that he wa... Continue»
Posted by Drsmiley82 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  

Only if I wanted to

There was no way he could catch me. Not if I did not want him to. Not if I did not allow it!

I am 5’2”, 22-years-old, weight about 110lb and fairly fit. He is 6’1”, 43-years-old and must be around 200lb. He also loves alcohol and cigarettes a little too much. Nevertheless, catch me he did. Egged on by the promise of intemperate love making and with a little, tactful help by myself I was soon in his evil clutches – right where I longed to be!
He chased me all the way up the field. A slight sk** in the sludgy cow-manure notwithstanding, he shot off after me with an admirable spring in his s... Continue»
Posted by Phoolio 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

I'm a CockHero!

I've just discovered the best video game ever. It's kinda like GuitarHero... only different. It's called CockHero... it's a video game for your wiener and it's awesome! Has anyone else played it? I'm addicted. It's not actually a video game... it's porn.

The game is simple enough. Each game (usually around an hour) is made up of several shorter rounds... the rounds are sexy music videos set to a thumping, good stroking beat. The early rounds usually start slow... a pretty girl or two... dressed sexy... dancing to a slow steady beat... maybe one beat per second. Your assignment... should you... Continue»
Posted by dickpixie 6 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

It's gonna be like ringing a dinner bell...

I'm smiling so hard my lips hurt. "You're two hours early" I say, trying not to giggle as she glides by me through my just opened door. I'm trying to be cool, I've been talking a lot of shit with this girl online. I want to act hard, but right now I just feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

"I decided not to stop at the hotel before coming over" she tells me. "I freshened up at the airport before picking up my car... don't you like surprises?" She asks with a wicked grin.

Well, yeah, I like surprises... but I can't talk right now because I'm looking at her. I know it's rude to stare... but sh... Continue»
Posted by dickpixie 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

In Hell Part 2

Catherine and Jennie were too busy being horrified to pay any mind to the demonic pimp. They could see it in each other's eyes, clear as a c***d's guilty look. The desire to get through the deal, to avoid an eternity of prostitution but, most of all, to make the other stop being so fucking annoying. Jennie, usually so adept at poker faces, simply couldn't hold back a contemptuous look, nor could Catherine disguise her excitement at the idea of turning the girl into her porn character. For all the halcyon days spent together, they knew that, in a single gaze, their friendship had lost all meani... Continue»
Posted by lady-jen 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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The Motherly Thirst Of An Indian Son

My name is Rishabh Rajput.. It started when I was in my 11th standard and i got my first computer. I was pretty excited about it as we belonged to a middle class f****y and hence wasn’t such privleged to get anything unless it serves a good purpose. Along with the computer came the internet as well.. My parents thought it’ll help me learn many a good things.. In fact it did..!!

I learned a way too many things during the whole day but at night’s i learned even better things..!!

That’s the point of my life when i was introd
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  

TV Mechanic broke my husband’s trust on me!

I am Girija and am here on this site for the first time to make a true confession about my debauchery, after enduring 6 months of mental torment due to shame & guilt. I am 35 yrs old, married to Anantha who is 37. I am a South-Indian fair skinned woman. Men & women from my community are generally brilliant in academics; my husband & I are both Post-Graduates in Metallurgy & Science respectively.

Even at this age, I look very fair & attractive; I stand 5’9” tall, which is quite a good height for Indian women and my jet black
... Continue»
Posted by swathi2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Housewife Travels Alone For A Wedding

Hi I am Radha . Typical south Indian housewife. This is a real incident happened 2 years before when I was 35 old. Now I’m 37 old. Telling about me I’m 5.7 tall . I’m 32 32 34. Slim with little big ass.

To be frank to say I’m a dream aunty for everyone. I don’t look aged also. I can easily dress into homely dresses like saree and modern dresses t-shirts and jeans. But I don’t dress vulgar. Coming to the story. I reside in Chennai. I have to attend my cousins wedding in Delhi. Husband couldn’t come. So me and my small k**s
... Continue»
Posted by swathi2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |