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the Horny Month with Anna and Dave - Part 1 ( the

( before you read this , I just want you to know that you might find some errors in the text , after all ... I'm not a professional )

this is a story about a girl named Anna ... her mother passed away when she was very young , so she never really got the chance to know her ... Anna's Dad work at a huge company that keep him busy all the time ... so out of boredom , she gained interest in Porn through the internet ... at first it was just for fun , but soon after ... porn was the only thing she can think about ... and whenever her Dad isn't home , she would watch tons of sex videos , ... Continue»
Posted by NSFW-Dealer 9 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Saving Grace of Chatrooms

Have any of you - males of females - ever been on a date that did not result in sexual activity only to go home, get online, and hook up with someone else that very night?

Now that I think about it, it's probably not the rarest thing in the world. In fact, I'm sure many of you have some great stories of rendez-vous that came about from that exact fact pattern.

I certainly have had this happen to me and I'd be glad to share one of my experiences. I went on a blind date with a woman mutual friends set up. I don't even remember this woman's name, but I remember finding her mildly attractive... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 9 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Sarge revisited!

Given recent events (and the fact that it has been frankly a disgraceful length of time since I’ve blogged) I think it would be a good opportunity to update you all.
Please do not be mistaken in assuming that because I haven’t blogged, I haven’t been ‘playing’, as that it not the case … at all! Also please don’t think that if you were one of those… erm… ‘players’ that you were in anyway ‘unblog-worthy’ because that may not be the case either (… may not).
Unsurprisingly, one of my ‘current’/ongoing visitors is ‘Sarge’ (you might remember him from ‘hands like shovels’). As you well know, 99%... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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How to Fuck a Woman with a Large Ass

For those of you who read my account of my heavenly experience with Kit in 'How to Eat Out a Woman with a Big Ass,' here is an account of the next time we rendez-voused and had intercourse.

To reiterate, Kit was a large, very pretty woman with an especially large ass. She also had extremely bulbous labia majora that completely shrouded her labia minora. It was difficult, but by no means impossible to access her clit and opening with my tongue, but as my previous post revealed, it all worked out - between cunnilingus and 69-ing, I made her cum three times and she lovingly drained my balls wi... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The Basketball Game

My wife and I were all excited our favorite team was playing for the conference title. We got our shirts own with the school logo, school colored sweat pants, fixed our drinks, and turned the tube on. We were not picked to win but had been playing well in the tournament. My wife has a large frame about 5"6" tall, beautiful 36DD tits, 29" waist, and 38" butt. She handles her weight well at 155 lbs., she is very strong. To look at her one would guess her to be 25 lbs. lighter.

The shirt she wearing was one of mine that buttoned in the front. She stretched it across the front with her large t... Continue»
Posted by crabber 9 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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How to Eat out a Woman with a Big Ass

I was just reflecting on an experience I had in my early 20's. I was lucky enough to bed a nice looking woman around my age named Kit who happened to have a particularly large ass. It was one of those asses where the cheeks were not only wide, but long too. Anyhow, in addition to having a large ass, Kit also had what I would describe as swelled labia majora. Her outer lips were so blubous, they resembled a bell pepper. I was, of course, very interested in eating her out. She, it turned out was not very used to being eaten out - at least not as intently as I planned to do it. Because of the ana... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Wir Wöllten Nur Reden (We Wanted Only to Talk

People will normally try to avoid going to the post office, but, that little orange sticker that says you missed a package makes it a whole different story. Fortunately, the post office is only a few miles from my house. Unfortunately, the line was almost to the door. I knew I was in for a long wait, so I pulled out my phone, and checked the recent status updates. Looking up every so often to move with the line, I apparently lost track of what was going on, because I heard a familiar voice say, “Reading anything interesting?”

I looked up, into Hannah's radiant blue eyes. I wasn't unhappy to... Continue»
Posted by LickerLicense 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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My First Time In school(Based On A True Story)

I'm not a great story teller but I'll try.

So it was my senior year in High school. Me and my friends just got done taking our senior exams. Being seniors after the exams we got to go home early. But I decided to stay a little and say my goodbye's to all the underclassman etc. I pretty much knew everyone in school. I was also cool with everybody....Except this one bitch, which we'll call Jezebel. I knew her and nearly all my classmates since elementary school. I had beef with many close friends growing up, but we all eventually became cool overtime. But no, not this bitch.... Continue»
Posted by EbonyLust 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Penetrative Activity

In the wee hours of Saturday morning, just a few nights ago, I woke up with a stiff cock in my cunt . I'd been out partying, and my first thought was that some guy had roofied my drink, taken me home, and was having his way with me. Which I don't mind: if a chick's gonna be out drinking, it's her responsibility to keep and eye on her drinks. I hadn't, so I accepted the hot, in-and-out thrusting by wrapping my arms around his shoulders and back, while raising my legs and drawing them back, so he could invade my supine body even deeper.

I breathed in his intoxicating male scent, and enjoyed h... Continue»
Posted by Stevie_Notnicks 10 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Huge cumshot: show it off or play it down?

The huge cumshot - is it a source of pride or something to be downplayed? I would think most men (and perhaps most women) would see it as an asset/attraction. However, as a lifelong huge shooter, I kind of went through a strange journey. When I got my first handjob this was the first time I 'came' in front of a woman. Her name was Anna; she was my age and not that experienced but I was not the only guy she stroked off (and saw cum). I was however, the biggest shooter. I had nothing to compare my cumshot to except what I saw in pornos so I thought my ejaculation was 'normal' at the time. We wer... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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The next day - She got it again on a boat (Part 2)

Memories of a girlfriend from the 80's - The next day

To get the full picture, you should first read "How we met - She got the magic juice (Part 1)"

I made breakfast for both of us in the morning.
I had some shopping to do across the border which was about an hour by car from my home and I offered to drive her home which was about a 10 minutes drive and on my way.
However, she convinced me that we should spent the day together and she would go with me across the border.

We drove by her flat to pick up her passport and I waited in her living room when she went to bed room to change c... Continue»
Posted by drbimmer1965 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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The Artist

1975 London,England,Sally Granger,19,Dark-haired,blue eyes,has recently joined a company that collects rare and unusual art pictures-what many would regard as 'avant garde'-many of them quite 'shocking' to some people - Roger Havers has sold many of these paintings to art galleries all over the world-but there is one artist who has always eluded him -Cedric Winterbottom,the eccentric 70 year old artist from Rustington,west sussex-he has refused to sell a single painting of his beautiful landscapes of the south downs painted back in the 30's-a recent BBC 2 arts programme had made this obscure l... Continue»
Posted by burningbottom 10 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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church story

church story
by rock clifford

I was raised in a very religious home, my dad was a minister and church was mandatory. Especially Sunday Morning. It wasn't all bad though, as it was also where some of the hottest girls my age attended church and we had a pretty nice sized group of k**s around the same age. We usually had fun when we were together, even at church. I remember In junior high after vacation bible school one day ending up in a little broom closet with two of the most popular and certainly hottest girls in my school playing truth or dare and french kissing with both of the... Continue»
Posted by rocliff69 10 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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REAL Asian Massage Parlor Stories #1

Man do I have many to share with you.I have to start somewhere but I am 55 yrs old and have been going to Asian massage parlors since my older b*****r stared taking me when I was 13 for my 8th grade graduation present. But I still cant get enough of them!.I seek out the full service places,who care about hand jobs,that's for pussies and I can jerk myself off if I want..Now that I'm a bit older I have a routine and a local place about 20mins away I go to. I usually take half a Viagra so I get my money's worth and take a few hits on the vaporizer to make it interesting. Its always exciting and ... Continue»
Posted by regional 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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From Sub to Dom: My “Cthulhu” risen.

For those that have seen our videos, you will now Kutwijf is a perfect Asian Fuck Toy. 160 cm and 55Kg, open minded, submissive and devoted to her husband. But things had become a bit boring; she would fuck on demand, kitchen, bed, even in public, but after 10 minutes and a few positions, she would tell me to hurry up.

Most times I would just wank and get it over with. Other times I would wank several times per day and not be able to cum. Then there were the late night porn sessions into the early hours while she was lying next to me. In all honesty I was addicted to porn and it was beginn... Continue»
Posted by kutwijf 10 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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The Woman who f***ed Me to Ejaculate Inside of Her

I may have recounted the story of the BBW who f***ed me to cum inside her as a comment on another story. But I was re-reading my diary from 1997 when I had this experience and I can now add details which are now refreshed after having read my entry from Sunday, February 8, 1997. I was a sophomore in college at the time.

To be sure, I've had some awesome pussies that I've had to be careful with in regards to not cumming when it came to thin females too. But I still think that there's something different and magical about the BBW's vagina.

I had met this BBW, Christine, and we got sexual... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Hard at Work


This naughty little story, although entirely fictional, is based on/inspired by real life experiences I've had.
Enjoy reading it, I certainly did writing it! :P lol


So I've been working this office job for a while now. I started out when I was 18 and ever since then I've been a busy hard-working worker. I shan't bore you with the ins-and-outs of the job (who wants to read about such a thing on a porn site?! lol).

Anyway, having been working hard for a few years, I figured I was more than deserving of a promotion. There was just one big thing standing in my way, Mr. Richards. The bo... Continue»
Posted by ms_cream_puff 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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I couldn't help it

A lazy Sunday morning in bed. We are snuggling. Back to back. Butt to butt. I woke up first. He's still sl**ping. I turn around and lean over and kiss him on the neck. I look down and laugh to myself. When I kissed him, the last cum from last night's session dribbled out from his limp penis. I gingerly slip out of the bed, so that he doesn't wake up. I pull out the drawer on the stand by my side of the bed and find the new strap-on. This one is hot pink and 8 inches with pink straps. It's the same size as he is, maybe a quarter of an inch longer. I like that. He doesn't know that ... Continue»
Posted by Cunumdrum920 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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Vegas Mayhem

When I stepped off the plane in Las Vegas I was met with a cold wind. I never dreamed Vegas would be cold in the winter. It is in the desert it is suppose to be hot. I was dressed for warm weather and so was my girlfriend I will refer to as "Tattoo Girl". She has eight tattoos on various areas of her body and three of them have my name in them. The biggest, on her right shoulder simply says "Marks Girl". (not my real name but close enough) We rushed to a taxi and quickly headed to our hotel. It is getting colder so we buy some hoodies in the Monte Carlo Hotel, gift shop to keep us warm.

In ... Continue»
Posted by alittlebashfull 10 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Proving there's no such thing as too loose a

Years ago I met a BBW online named Jaycee and we chatted a few times before I drove to her apartment to meet her. I was so eager to meet her because in addition to being a BBW, she told me she was a natural redhead and never shaved her strawberry blonde bush. Jaycee was turned on by my declared length and girth. We decided in our chats that if we were as turned on by each other in person as we were online, we would 69 and fuck. I know it may not be the most romantic thing to plot out the sex act ahead of time, but I actually liked avoiding the unknown in favor of the closest approximation ... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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