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Blowjob at Krogers during rain storm story and vid

I posted the video "Blowjob at Krogers during a rain storm. Here is the backstory to what lead up to that video.

Saturday I went my local Kroger's to do my shopping. As I am walking up to checkout a black chick in workout clothes cuts in front of me in line. I notice she has a nice ass in her workout pants and I don't mind looking at it as she is in front of me. She checks out and gets a phone call and walks out and I proceed to checkout. After paying for my groceries I walk out and notice she is parked next to me and loading her car while talking on the phone to a guy and it sounds lik... Continue»
Posted by dblacknhou 4 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My Lunchtime Encounter

So again, debated on putting this out there...

It's embarrassing, annoying me and it's kinda funny (from y'alls perspective), so Im gonna share. Y'all seem to like my pathetic and funny stories.

A couple of weeks ago now I tried again to meet someone to fuck. He is a young 29yo black man within 25 minutes of me.

We met twice for lunch to chat and we made out a little in the car each time.

The third meeting I met him at his house but I was on my period and he is not down with that (of course my luck...) so I knew we weren't gonna fuck, we made out and I sucked him until complet... Continue»
Posted by msliberty 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Clinical Studies & Faking Results & Sexual

I met my girlfriend at a clinical study and let me tell you we kept sneaking off to have some quick and rough sex at the studies. My girlfriend has a hot daughter who I want to have a threesome with and I will definitely get mommy and daughter into my bed, but besides the point I need to tell you about all the dirty details. We met at a study, she is a little overweight but after smoking my jizz enhancer i couldnt help myself and started flirting with the latino girl who barely understand any english at all! After working my words her and I went to the washroom at the study and started f... Continue»
Posted by joshuasferrazza 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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MY WIFE MY OFFICE WHORE



I was on cloud nine! I could never have imagined getting such a job so early in my career! Frankly, I did not believe I was even qualified for it, but god knows what the selectors saw in me, I was selected and today I was there on my first day in the new job. The boss welcomed me very warmly and invited for dinner at his home.

This was another surprise for me, but then, well, I was now in the senior management cadre! Probably one of the youngest ones! I decided to start my day by meeting my colleagues. And they were a not on
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Posted by bava12 4 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Boyfriend’s Dad & I




I lost my virginity when I was 18 to my first boyfriend. Most of my friends had already lost theirs and I wanted to see what the big deal was. But I never really felt attractive. At 5’6″ with an athletic build, long dark brown hair, brown eyes, and curvy hips, I just usually felt sort of awkward. I was a bit of a late bloomer in the tit department. I was practically flat chested most of my life and then all of the sudden they started coming in. Trust me, going from an A cup to a large C was a huge confidence booster. Boys sta... Continue»
Posted by swathi2 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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New Year's romp with barely legal gal

New Year's Even 1999-2000 I attended a party with a college friend of mine and his younger cousin. I was 22 at the time. My friend was a couple of years older than me, but his cousin was five years younger. His cousin brought along two gals with him from his high school class. One was his girlfriend (or someone he was 'seeing'). The other was her single friend, Tiffany. So I'm a 22 year old college grad and Tiffany is a 17 year old high school student. In my state, 17 is the age of consent unless the older person is in a position of trust (i.e., a teacher). So since I am not in such a ... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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raised as a daughter

This was a dream. Pure fantasy



I was born on April first. Fools day.
My mother had 5 girls ranging from 4-10 when I was born.
Dad's a VP at a large bank, and goes on business trips 4-5 times a year from a few days to weeks, so I never had a steady father figure at home. While I was still in diapers my s****rs would dress me like a girl or one of their dolls. As I got older everyone thought I was a girl.
They would put frilly under pants on me, one of their dresses and a bonnet. Wheel me around the block like I was their baby s****r. The women would say how precious, and the girls wo... Continue»
Posted by 1120scott 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Hard at Work

This naughty little story, although entirely fictional, is based on/inspired by real life experiences I've had.
Enjoy reading it, I certainly did writing it! :P lol


So I've been working this office job for a while now. I started out when I was 18 and ever since then I've been a busy hard-working worker. I shan't bore you with the ins-and-outs of the job (who wants to read about such a thing on a porn site?! lol).

Anyway, having been working hard for a few years, I figured I was more than deserving of a promotion. There was just one big thing standing in my way, Mr. Richards. The boss... Continue»
Posted by ms_cream_puff69 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Revenge Fuck - PT2: At The Office

Spencer arrived at work a little earlier than usual Monday morning remembering the previous weekend's activities. After their morning fuck session Saturday, Sasha and Spencer talked about continuing their liaisons in the future since they both found out they were sex starved people. Spencer knew partially because he accidentally saw Sasha masturbating at work.

"You saw me?" she asked slightly stunned.

"Yeah," Spencer said guiltily.

"What did you do while you watched?" Sasha asked very curious.

Spencer was surprised that she didn't snap at him for seeing her masturbate. He thought b... Continue»
Posted by jucoxfer 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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wife likes

My name is Chris, this is a true story that happened to me and my wife Maria a little while back.

I had a few friends due to arrive one day to watch football, the normal kind of thing , a bit rowdy and a few beers.

Maria has no interest in football, so she arranged to meet a friend to do a little shopping and have lunch and a few drinks.

I was on the balcony just as Maria left, and my friends arrived loaded with beer cases just as she was walking down the driveway to her car.

My friends didn't notice me, but they sure noticed Maria, all turning to watch her walk away. When I looked... Continue»
Posted by exstoner 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Kelly and I: Seven Minutes of Heaven

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the third in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. This isn’t chronologically related to the previous story, but instead, is an entirely different story about a first time with the character. A lot of the beginning of this is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX STARTS HERE:

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Posted by soniclemon 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Kelly and I: The Showers

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the second in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. This isn’t chronologically related to the previous story, but instead, is an entirely different story about a first time with the character. A lot of the beginning of this is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX STARTS HERE:

aaaaaaand... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Carol, a cock & cum legend

Having just read, “cock and cum cravings.” by the Good Lady Tang. The inspiring story of her love of cock and cum. It did rather put me in mind of my very own cock and cum loving friend whilst at collage.
We were at the time about three weeks into our first term of collage, all of us in the mist of finding our way around and eyeing each other up regarding future friends, acquaintances and those little fuckers we need to avoid at all cost. Ha ha.
Wednesday afternoons were free, so on this particular Wednesday I found myself ambling aimlessly around when I bumped into Carol. Having started wor... Continue»
Posted by appycam 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Kelly and I: Our Very Wet Time

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the first in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. A lot of the beginning of this story is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX BEGINS HERE:

aaaaaaand here we go!

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Posted by soniclemon 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I Have a Dream...

This is Julie...

In college I'm studying Philosophy and Religious Studies. But for as long as I can remember I've always been fascinated by United States history and politics too. So it wasn't so surprising that the other day, as I was lounging nude on my garden chair, I began pondering about how we can have a better country and world.

The inspiring words of Robert F. Kennedy came to me:

“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”

And of course the epic speech of Martin Luther King was not far behind... Continue»
Posted by Luv_Jesus 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Hot Tub Time Machine: Sexy Racquel Darrian VS Butc

Hot Tub Time Machine: Beauty and the Butch 


Starring: Racquel Darrian and Lily Cade


Lily lay in bed trying to sl**p. She tossed and turned restlessly, wearing only a pair of white briefs. The traffic outside her window was louder than usual. The freeway construction was making life pretty unbearable. It sounded like two freeways were merging because that’s pretty much what was happening.


She gave up, stacked her pillow against the bed’s backboard and had a smoke. Lily had been watching the comedy Hot Tub Time Machine that evening and now wondered what mischief she could get hers... Continue»
Posted by RICKDECKARD68 5 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Summer School

18 Year old Sharon Montgomery was soon to leave School- with her final exams about to come up,then,one very hot saturday night she entered a competion-'win a free 8-week holiday to Swaziland!'-a company was offering an all expenses paid trip for a maximum of three people to the little African country-it sounded wonderful!she typed in a random question-not seriously expecting to win!ten to her utter amazement she found by e-mail she had won!the delighted Sharon shows both her parents!'are you forgetting something young lady?' her dad said,as he reads the date they must be at the airport 'and fo... Continue»
Posted by burningbottom 5 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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what teachers get upto!

Parents evening at my local Primary school is boring but educational and lets me find out how my sibling is doing. This particular evening my wife couldnt make it as she was working late so it was just me, I dropped my sibling off at a friends and I walked to school.
There was a few parents still around but i was the last one , No messing about with times. I know what time i have to be there and just wait for the last parent to leave.
Waited 20 minutes and had to go to the mens room. I was gone about 15 minutes to the other side of school. I finished and hurried out over the playground and ... Continue»
Posted by tarny 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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St Paddy's School for the Scandal – The

St Paddy's School for the Scandal – The Head Girl does her Oral Examination


First – this is a naughty schoolgirl bondage fantasy for adults – it is not intended to imply any u******e or other practices!! Think St Trinians!

In the wilds of the countryside there exists a School. It has large lush grounds, playing fields and woods. The main school building is probably Victorian in era. One can never be quite certain about these things, but it is a large gray stone building with fake Gothic arches and spires and it has ivy growing over it. The main building houses the teacher’s offices an... Continue»
Posted by paddy57 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Couldn't cum with shaved gal, came hard with

When I was in college in the late 1990's, pussy shaving, at least as far as I had noticed, had first become an 'in' thing for females to do. I had hooked up with some of these 'pioneers,' and while I never preferred them to their full bushed counterparts, I was able to perform. My junior year I lived at a popular college apartment building. Kind of like Melrose Place, where the guys and gals all got to know one another and there was a lot of messing around. One night, I got together with a gal on my floor, Carrie. She was cute and though she was technically older than me by about 4 month... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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