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TV Mechanic broke my husband’s trust on me!



I am Girija and am here on this site for the first time to make a true confession about my debauchery, after enduring 6 months of mental torment due to shame & guilt. I am 35 yrs old, married to Anantha who is 37. I am a South-Indian fair skinned woman. Men & women from my community are generally brilliant in academics; my husband & I are both Post-Graduates in Metallurgy & Science respectively.

Even at this age, I look very fair & attractive; I stand 5’9” tall, which is quite a good height for Indian women and my jet black
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Posted by swathi2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Housewife Travels Alone For A Wedding




Hi I am Radha . Typical south Indian housewife. This is a real incident happened 2 years before when I was 35 old. Now I’m 37 old. Telling about me I’m 5.7 tall . I’m 32 32 34. Slim with little big ass.

To be frank to say I’m a dream aunty for everyone. I don’t look aged also. I can easily dress into homely dresses like saree and modern dresses t-shirts and jeans. But I don’t dress vulgar. Coming to the story. I reside in Chennai. I have to attend my cousins wedding in Delhi. Husband couldn’t come. So me and my small k**s
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Posted by swathi2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Awesome experience in Atlanta at first job trainin

I went to a training for my first job in Atlanta back in 1999 and had quite a good experience with a BBW there!

I was only 22 at the time, and the name of the hotel I (and my co-rokers stayed at) was the Peachtree. (I think it was a Hyatt or Doubletree.) The BBW in question was actually one of the front desk receptionists. When I arrived, I just got the impression that the receptionist who checked me in, Brandy, was being extra nice to me. She was super cute with bobbed blonde hair, blue eyes and dimples. I found reasons to revisit the front desk and talk to her, and when not too many guest... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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In Hell Part 1

Jennie was dead.

The opposing truck's headlights had morphed into a great white expanse after the deafening crash. There had been no pain, not even any sensation beyond utter surprise. Some d***k wanker had taken a turn way too hard and fast, right into the only other vehicle driving around at this ungodly hour. And wham, that was it for Jennie van Sant, and her best friend Catherine Belmont. Cause of death : Loss of third dimension.

A shame, really, but Jennie always knew her last words would go something like "FU-". She lived fast, loose and without much of a plan. She had been an emac... Continue»
Posted by lady-jen 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Job Posting for a New Lover (Satire)

JOB APPLICATION FOR MISTRESS EMMA'S LOVERS

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Mistress Emma is a 49yo , SWF, 5'9", 240lb, 42DD, BBW, uninhibited, sexually adventurous, dominant female who lives in the Portland, Oregon area.  By day she is a senior project manager for a large company, with a Master's Degree who has travelled to 4 continents and over two dozen countries.  She doesn't do d**gs, drink excessively, gamble or have financial problems.  To the outside world, she is a very responsible, respectable and productive member of society.  Her one vice is that she has a VERY, VERY dirty... Continue»
Posted by EmmaLoveXXX 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Nun!

Sunday morning mass was as boring as ever and I simply couldn't wait to get out of church and have a cigarette! Why did I go? f****y tradition, I guess?
I decided to take a walk around the vast church grounds whilst I smoked my cigarette. I was walking slowly and I was about seventy yards from the church when I noticed the nun walking down a wooded path towards me. As she got closer, she smiled sweetly, hands clasped in front of her. "Good morning! What a fine day it is"! She smiled sweetly and I couldn't help but notice her glance at my cigarette packet. She was young, about twenty five and ... Continue»
Posted by Electro68 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Is She Or Is She Not

]Women's
relationships today follow a very predictable pattern:
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They push men for
commitment
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They get what they
want
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They lose interest in sex

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They become attracted to someone else

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They start cheating

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They become angry and resentful

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They begin telling their partners that
they need time apart
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They blame their partners for their behavior...and
eventually, after making themselves and everyone around them miserable for an
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Posted by syeyoung 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Was It A Dream?






What a visit/dream..

* I was going out after work, to meet up with some old friends that are actual great guys,*
* and we are among the few that keep our friendship*

* new.*

*We had survived. Maybe we had some survivors guilt to get over. Or maybe we just needed to occasionally celebrate still having a job during the Great Recession, since we all still worked Manhattan.*

*We went to an almost trendy little Club in Midtown Manhattan, nice atmosphere when you have some cool people as a base in between dances, since there is no table space. Nevertheless, good times happe... Continue»
Posted by syeyoung 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Almost Caught with My Bi Lover

This story isn't as erotic as most, but it is true, and I always enjoy relating it to other bi gals.
I had always had a desire to be with another woman, but due to my upbringing and my mother's warnings about "those" type of women, I would suppress those feelings. As I matured into my 40's, my desires became unbearable, to the point that I would taste my fingers after masturbating, and wonder if other women tasted as good!
At this time I met a gal who was new to the area. It didn't take long for me to discover that she was very bi-sexual, and for our friendship to turn into a love affair.
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Posted by edann3 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Jenny and the Johnsons



Jenny and the Johnsons


It is fair to say that the tale of Jenny and the Johnsons is a little unusual. It comprises of many different incidents, some of which are brief and others more protracted; most - it will please readers to learn - are filled with wild sexual escapade, which, on occasion, border the realm of the bizarre.

Before delving into these events, I will give some background regarding our main character, Jenny Harrington, beginning with a description of her physical appearance.

Jenny had a slender, naturally petite frame. The subtle curves that constituted her brea... Continue»
Posted by EleventhSon 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My Widowed Daughter and Myself



My name is Diwakaran, a 53 year old widower, living near Cochin, in the state of Kerala, in India. I was leading a decent middle class life, until my wife expired last year. This is my real life story. Though I am totally ashamed of myself and my actions,]I have only written this, to make other widowers like me, aware of the dangers of loneliness and also the dangers of staying alone with their daughters, during such times of loneliness in life ………..

My wife and I have only one daughter. Her name is Arunima_H (Anuradha). Sin
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Virgin Girlfriend Fucked In All Styles



Hello guys, I am Ashok from Hyderabad, 5.11 feet height, smart guy, with 7 inch long dick. It is my story here. So please forgive me and my story.

It happened between me and my girlfriend where my virgin girlfriend (http://xhamster.com/user/Arunima_H) fucked by me few months back during summer. My girlfriend is very attractive girl. She has a beautiful pair of boobs. Which are round and very soft.Her lips are red in colour.

I like her lips very much. And her ass is sexiest of all.. So we used to meet regularly and have so
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Me, Jezebel, & Alicia(Story 2) Part 1

-Intro
So if you followed my last story on how I met my girlfriend Jezebel. You'd know who Jezebel & Alicia are. If not I guarantee you read my first story "My First Time In School(Based On A True Story)".
Link to it: http://xhamster.com/user/EbonyLust/posts/505014.html

But anyway's it was about 3 months after High School Graduation. Me and Jezebel were together. It was an amazing feeling, the tension we've built after a decade plus was released after that fucking in the Principle's office. We fell in love deeply we only had sex twice after graduation. 3 times in total. We lea
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Posted by EbonyLust 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Being the DD has benefits

My wife and I got roped in to helping bartend at a friends wedding. Ok, what I really mean is this was small town Iowa and I got roped in to pouring beers, changing out the keg, and making sure the high school k**s didn't get d***k After all, two of their teachers just got married, so not exactly like they could get away with sneaking beers.

As the night went on, wife and her group of friends got d***ker and louder. My wife decided it woulud be a good idea for me to bring them their rounds of beers so they didn't have to get up for them. Lucky me, right?

As the night wore on, the lad... Continue»
Posted by pelladude3 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My Sexy Damn Angel Teacher Needed Sex




Hello! This is Mahindra from Andhra Pradesh. I am fair in complexion with height 5.9″ and my gun 6″ long.& 2.5″ dia. I do not want to delay.

Now coming to the story. This all happened during my bachelors. At that time I am the class representative. Coming to my sexy damn angel, her name was lalitha. She is our science professor. Her stats were 36-34-38, her age was around 36.

She was married and having two k**s. She always wear sarees. I can see her bra strips clearly from the back when she was writing on the board. Her
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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My Surprise

I'm on my way to the massage appointment that my lover set up for me two weeks ago. I haven't seen him since we spent three long days together at the Condominium. We made love all day and all night. That was three weeks ago! I was so excited to get his text letting me know about the first surprise he had planned for me. It didn't take me no time to get in my car and head there. I'm smiling ear to ear, and can't wait to get there. Once I arrived I checked in and headed to the back locker room to prepare myself for the RUB down I was about to receive. I arrived twenty minutes ahead of my appoint... Continue»
Posted by FantasyMail69999 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Unlimited Fun With A beauty With Brain




This story was between me and Sheetal (Name Changed) – a beauty with brain. Her figure was like 34-30-36 and she was really fair and her height was like 5 foot 5 inch and I am tall, athletic and handsome.

I saw Sheetal first at Chicago Airport travelling to Mumbai and then at that time I decided if not sex at least have friendship with her. She was arguing to have window seat but unfortunately it was full. So I asked the lady at the airline I will like to give her mine.

Initially she was apprehensive to have it but late
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Sex Training With s****r




Hi guys,

This is Sam from Mumbai. I am going to narrate this true incident which happened to me a few months back. I am a regular reader of FSI, but I was really into this i****t stuff and more so the s****r part of it.

I have a cousin s****r who studies in Bangalore and she is really hot “property”!!! I was kinda attracted towards her but I never thought that I would have sex with her and I never had the intention to do so.
We both were very close to each other, and she used to listen to all my problems very patiently
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Didn't want my cum

This is a short story about one day when my girlfriend came to visit me in college. My first year I had an apartment to myself because of my parents and every few weekends my g/ f would visit me. When she came we would sometimes have sex our relationship was a bit strained at the time because of the distance. I would always try to make the sex we did have that much better for myself by edging for a while before she came and taking a lot of supplements meant to improve make orgasm.

One weekend she was coming by I had edged for a while the week before, I would basically spend a lot of my off... Continue»
Posted by bigS11 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Cream Shake

True story, circa 1997, I achieved what alot of guys fantasize about, having two hot sexy ladies get freaky, then invite me to join in. Now this just didn't happen overnight, but it been about two years in the making ,on the ends of a long and debauched sexual affair. I met my hottie( right away she admitted to me that she was married) at a club, she has horrible breath was all that I could remember, I never seen her before and she also told me she was new in town. To me she was just another d***k Barfly, I definitely had my share of lying back in those days and I tried to steer clear of wom... Continue»
Posted by sweetdoodad43 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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