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Ex-girlfriend, Sarah the slut

Well, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did Sarah ever tell you about what happened just before she left her hometown, when she was 19? She told me, and I’m sure you would love to hear yet again just what a horny slut she is.

One time on holiday, Sarah and I were out having an evening meal. We’d had a couple of bottles of wine and Sarah started on vodka and tonic. Whenever she started on those, the truth always came out. I asked her how old she was when she left Nottingham, her home town in the UK, and why she’d never been back. This is what she told me:

‘Oh I could never go back ther... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Sugah

Jack peeked out from underneath the covers at the digital clock on the night stand and moaned, "Six thirty already, what a day I have ahead of me!!!" He lay still for a couple of minutes before whipping back the covers and so he could hop out of bed! He was just making a move to leave when a soft warm hand grabbed his arm and the silky smooth southern accent came lilting from the other side of the bed, "Jack, honey, you're not gonna run off with giving me some morning sugah are ya!?!" He looked over his shoulder the tousled blonde hair of his beautiful young wife and pleaded, "Not today, Cindy... Continue»
Posted by snake_500011 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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SAG - Begegnung der Tittenart

Begegnung der Tittenart:

Als wir mal wieder nachmittags am Fluss entlanglaufen und eventuell Kaffeetrinken gehen wollten, hat sich meine Frau erst mal im Bad feingemacht und sich ihren kurzen weißen Stufenrock angezogen und obenrum entschied sie sich für ein weißes Knöpf-Bustier mit hauchdünnen Trägern ohne BH und sie ließ die obersten Knöpfe geöffnet und um die Hüfte trug sie einen engen schwarzen Gürtel, der ihre Hüften noch mehr zur Geltung brachte. Damit kam sie ein paar Mal zu mir ins Wohnzimmer und fragte mich immer wieder „Schatz geht das so?“. Ich antwortete ehrlich mi... Continue»
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A peek into my Exs Diary (Literary voyeur)

Now I didn’t wake up thinking the events I’m about to document were going to happen, it started out as a very normal day. A day I’d assumed would be boring!(But hey I aint no psychic.), a day I would have never thought would end in sweat and pornographic passion! *Le Sigh*. Yes! A day that gave me a higher ranking in all things sexual and a crossed a hard to do off my bucket list! Yes people, I’m talking about a threesome.

They say not everyone has the ability to handle the raw passion of a threesome, I say “if you aint no freak, don’t take two dick”. Not everyone is born to do it, people ... Continue»
Posted by alteregom 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Ex-girlfriend Sarah the exhibitionist, true story

Well Chris, I hope you are enjoying reading about your new girlfriend’s sexual exploits. Is she as much of an exhibitionist with you as she was with me?

We were out for a meal in the city of Bath, in the UK. I was driving so couldn’t have much wine, but that night Sarah seemed to be making up for my lack of drinking. By the time we had almost finished the meal, she was well into the second bottle of Chablis. She got up and went to the ladies restroom, then came back a few moments later, sat down and put one finger into the top of her handbag, then pulled it out with the waistband of ... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Learning Curve with Jessica

Being with Francesca is always like a tonic and I feel completely at ease with her idiosyncrasies

Like the way she adores opera and ballet but most important of all - with me being a red bl**ded guy and all that means; her deep rooted passion which really moves the earth and everything else for me.

When we first met and started learning about each other, our likes and dislikes and how we connected with those things; how we matched interests and how much we were compatible, we both shared a wonderful new and exciting learning curve.

At the age of thirty I discovered the true woman in m... Continue»
Posted by kap007 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My Stranger Fantasy

I'm watching you swim in the lake as I sip my drink. You don't know that I've been watching you every evening since you moved in. I don't even know your name, but it doesn't matter. I watch the muscles ripple across your chest and down your arms as you stroke over and over again swimming in the lake.

It makes my pussy clench just thinking of those muscles rippling as you thrust into me. As you swim back to shore and walk up to the towel you left with your clothes, I think of walking up to you and stripping out of my skirt and blouse. I watch in hunger as you dry off every inch of your body... Continue»
Posted by kap007 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Baby Sitter

Alissa has been babysitting for the Ross f****y for about a year. She is a senior in college, and babysits to earn extra money for books and other things she needed.

She is a very attractive 23 year old, with sexy blue eyes and short blonde hair. Mrs. Ross, and her husband Tom had called Alissa to babysit for them Saturday night.

She told Alissa she could use the guest bedroom, because they probably wouldn't be home until the wee hours of the morning. Alissa told her,

"No problem...have fun."

At around eleven Alissa grew tired of studying and watching TV. Rather than sit up and do... Continue»
Posted by kap007 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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You can call me DAD

Jack Barker watched his girlfriend's son go into the garage, and after making sure that his soon-to-be wife was in the bathroom, went out the back door and toward the garage. Jack had just moved into the modest old farmhouse a couple of days ago, although he had spent a lot of time there in the year he had been courting Alice Randolph.

Jack liked Alice Randolph a lot, but he also had another interest with the same last name, first name Patrick, and he had a sneaking suspicion that the skinny little lad had more than a little interest in him too.

Alice didn't know that her son was gay, mu... Continue»
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Ex-girlfriend Sarah the exhibitionist - true story

Okay new-boyfriend Chris, this is yet another true story about your new slutty girlfriend, Sarah. I hear you are still together. Good luck with thinking about her as a respectable young lady, once you’ve read this.

Sarah and I were on holiday, somewhere in The Canary Islands. We were in a hotel and the room was on the ground floor, with doors that led out to some grassed area, which we could walk through to get to the beach.

We had arrived on an early morning flight and once we got to the room and unpacked, Sarah said that she wanted to go to sl**p for a while. The room was hot an... Continue»
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Tom's accident

“Comfortable, Dad?” Karen asked as her father eased himself as best he could with both arms and a leg in plaster and a a face that looked like it had gone ten rounds with Audley Harrison.

“Yes, love,” Tom said. “Sorry to be dumped on you like this.”

“It’s not a problem, Honestly! If I can’t look after my old dad in his hour of need, what kind of a daughter am I?”

“A good one. You always have been. Especially when your mother went. I don’t know how I’d have coped.”

Karen bent over and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

“Well, you just take it easy and I’ll make you a coffee.”
... Continue»
Posted by samvimes 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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truth or dare

I am not sure who suggested truth or dare but we all seemed up for it.

There were 6 of us all together you me and two other couples.
It started pretty tame, truths about hoe many people we had slept with, telling fantasies ect .....
I think everyone was getting a bit horny from listening to all this talk if sex and with quite a few drinks down our necks we were all up for some dare's!
One of the girls seemed a bit apprehensive when you asked her to show how she gives head on a banana so we came to an agreement that we would have teams. Boys against girls.
We all did the dare, i showed ... Continue»
Posted by nicecock23 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Real MILF I fucked in back of Walmart Parking lot

****This is my first story please check out the video that accompanies this story. I appologive for the video quality but read the story below and you will understand why.****

This is a real story that happened to me Saturday August 10 in Houston. I was at the Walmart in Sugarland picking up some plumbing supplies. I was alone in the aisle looking at supplies and my dick gets stuck in my boxer short opening while im bending over looking at products. I spend a second readjusting like all guys do and continue my shopping. A minute later I feel uncomfortable again so I loosen my belt reach... Continue»
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Ex-girlfriend Sarah – exhibitionist story 7

Well, it’s time to really annoy my ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend, Chris, again, with even more evidence of what an exhibitionist slut she really is.

Sarah and I used to live together in the city of Bath (UK). Some Saturdays we would go to a café for morning coffee, in the city, to read the morning papers. One time we went there, Sarah was wearing a fairly short skirt, certainly above knee-length, which had a bit of a split up one side. We went into an open courtyard of the café, walking down some open, iron steps, almost like a fire escape to get to the tables. At the bottom was a ta... Continue»
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Fifty shades of Stolkholm syndrome chapter 2 - Th


Helen got home and ran up the drive way excited, to see her parents. Her father sat in his chair pipe in hand and cloth cap looking grimly at her with a large black pudding in his hands,
“Eee by Gum a what news have you today?” he said in the least convincing Lancashire accent since Wallace and Gromit got lost there and tried not to stand out.
“Oh dad stop trying to be Northern” Helen said
“What but our roots are ‘up north we have worked for generations as …”
“As chartered accountants, face it we are as Southern as we can get with out being French Daddy and I wish you would stop it”
“... Continue»
Posted by coltheharve78 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Anna: Show And Don't Tell

-------- Anna Show And Don't Tell --------

During a morning coffee visit with my daughter-in-law Anna, she seemed a little sad. She finally admitted she was unhappy with her current life, the way she felt about herself. Her husband wasn't paying much attention to her, she was feeling old and unattractive.

I told her this isn't uncommon (avoiding the catch phrase "for women your age"), and I had a suggestion on how to change that. Interested, she listened as I explained.

"I've learned from other women her age and even older that the best way to feel attractive is to know a man wants... Continue»
Posted by cptfritz 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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MY first sex

This is my first blog and this story about having sex with my neighborhood girl in water when we had gone for a f****y trip. Myself Sam age 23 this happened to me this June She is my neighbor girl and she got married recently, I did sex with her when she came home for my s****r’s marriage. I obviously masturbated by thinking about her in my younger days. She is really hot with cute lips I always stare at and 36 size boobs and great navel point which I see through her saree. I longed for this day to touch her boobs and to taste her pussy and thighs. It was during the July month we arranged ... Continue»
Posted by sam90bond90 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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The names James Hard-on--Part III

It was just Willy and I. The so-called "Knob-Job" and I as we were about to have my biggest challenge yet. Changing a strict "straight-ey."

The man that sat in front of me giving me an arrogant stare was still handsome in my opinion. $0-ish male, very rude to the ladies, I wouldn't dare call him a "gentleman..." a pig maybe.

I used to hate that nickname but it fit this man nicely.

He had a disappointed tone in his voice. "So . . . what did you come here for?" I was a man not a "chick."

"First off I am surprised you didn't offer me a drink."

"I didn't think I had to seein... Continue»
Posted by damlovmature 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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me and [user]isabella28[/user]

just by watching your pics, you made me so horny and my immagination just came to life :P so here it cumms :P:)

"Damn, could it get any hotter?" Going for a walk seemed a good idea, but we underestimated the temperature and were melted. "I'm going to just fall in the pool," I said. "I'll grab something cold for us and meet you," you said, and ran into the house. You turned the yard lights off on the way in; the moon was bright enough to swim by. I stripped my sweaty clothes off and dove into the water.

As I floated around the pool I could see you in the kitchen, getting something from ... Continue»
Posted by henryp84 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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'I - I didn't - er - it wasn't me -

‘MARK! – come here!’ barks my wife Mandy.

I holler back ‘What is it now? – for God’s sake – I’m trying to get some work done here!’ (neglecting to state that the work I was engaged upon was trying to hack into my wife’s email account to spy on her extra-marital activities). I shuffle into the back garden from where Mandy was calling me.

‘Look at this – when you’ve finished playing with my underwear, please have the decency to clear up behind yourself! What would happen if my daughters were to come around the back of the house and find themselves confronted by the sight of your cum, splat... Continue»
Posted by phantompantywanker 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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