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He stood when he saw them and said, "The saleswoman was correct. She said to truly appreciate the beauty of any pearl necklace you must see it around the neck of a woman. They look lovely. You two are stunning."
Jan ran up to him. She embraced him, kissed him and said, "Thank you for the pearls."
Isabella was more understated with her thanks. She simple said, "Thanks Sam. The necklaces are exquisite."
Their car came and they were whisked to the dock. They easily found the twin masked sail boat. The captain and crew welcomed them on board. They sailed for an hour. The boat anchored and... Continue»
The first of the Master's surrendered his spunk at about the six minute mark, rapidly followed by the Mistress right beside him. Apparently his explosion beside her was enough to trigger her own and she collapsed gasping on the floor her hand covering her sensitized cunt. It was time to start applying my psychological program on my little slave. Thank you, Alicia, I thought to myself.
"Look at the slaves up on the platform, little slave. Soon that will be you, thrashing about on a Sybian, subjected to unending orgasms while you attempt to drain me again. This whole crowd will be watching yo... Continue»
“There’s something different about you Marce; what gives?” Bianca my friend, colleague and the office gossip was sitting across from me chatting on our lunch break.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about B; I’m no different than usual.”
I was slightly on edge, there was no way I wanted Bianca finding out that I had been fucking the new IT guy for the last two months.
Chad was like no other guy I’d ever been with. He knew what I wanted before I asked for it and once more seemed to know my darkest hidden desires and acted on them.
I couldn’t help but feel my core bloom as I recalled our r... Continue»
"You know you are a wonderful mother, right?" Lacey closes the door to their daughters room as gingerly as possible, praying she didn't stir, and turns to face Reese.
"Yeah, yeah…" Lacey flashes one of her million dollar smiles at the amazing man and father before her as she made her way down the hard wooden staircase.
"But you could always tell me again." Lacey let out a whole hearted laugh, as her bare feet hit each stair, with Reese in tow.
Reese begins to tidy up the living room, which currently resembled a mine field, tossing dirty clothes into one pile, balancing dishes into ano... Continue»
I'm smiling so hard my lips hurt.
"You're two hours early" I say, trying not to giggle as she glides by me through my just opened door. I'm trying to be cool. I've been talking a lot of shit with this girl on FetLife. I want to act hard. I'm tryin' to be cool but right now I just feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
"I decided not to stop at the hotel before coming over" she tells me. "I freshened up at the airport before picking up my car... don't you like surprises?" She asks with a wicked grin.
Well yeah, I like surprises... but I can't talk right now because I'm looking at her. I know ... Continue»
Now this may be a bit funny but then again it is quite sad. A lady I know we used to go out together about 15 years ago check the date of this post because this this could be hanging around for a long while.. Us two used to what you may call knock about together just as buddies get pissed as what ever just for fun. We didn't do anything else well then anyway we used to see who could pull first just for a laugh she always won of course but what the heck. I f neither of us did we would go home either together her place or mine and sl**p together and I mean sl**p nothing else we would just cuddle... Continue»
Three adventurers encounter an extremely seductive Gorgon
He held her head down to the ground, as the snakes in her head flayed around. Leaving translucid oily traces down his legs; these emaneted a sweet perfume. Unlike the mythology, this serpentine haired creature had no special particularity. If you ignored the oily, toothless snakes attached to its head.
"Hold her down you dimwit." What would he give for a pair of ropes right n... "Use the fecking hair and bind her, be quick about it!" Poor excuse for hair if you ask anyone, but he wasn't in a judgmental mood. Several minutes later ... Continue»
Used to shag blonde Emma at her house weekends and some midweek. She was always gagging for it. One of the noisiest I've ever had. Not shouty but always loud moaning and a metal bed that squeaked really loud with every stroke as we fucked. I'd go round and she'd have texted me all day saying she was wearing a red silk thong or black crotchless g string and couldn't wait for me to fuck her doggy style. Considering she'd had two k**s through her, her body was pretty tight. Great arse. It always looked well fuckable in a g string. She loved me in silk boxers so I always wore them. Her favourites... Continue»
The Class Nerd deflowers the Headgirl.
When I was at school I was the typical nerd. Although I’m close to six feet and quite muscular, I’ve always been an outwardly shy book worm. I had only nerd mates and no girlfriend. On the other hand the Headboy and his entourage had the girls swooning around them. They openly boasted about their conquests and had little respect for their girls.
On this particular day I was walking past the Headboy and two of his mates when they decided to belittle me in front of the Headgirl and her perfects. I’d just returned from the funeral of Farther; killed i... Continue»
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Tori, a 16-year old slutty girl, gets tricked into sexual activities
Tori Anderson was what people call a hot girl. She wasn’t by definition the prettiest girl around, but sure had that thing. Blonde hair, green eyes, a fit body with 37B boobs and 16 years old.
The problem with Tori was that she knew it herself. She had the ability to drive guys crazy.
She first found out in her classroom, at the age ... Continue»
Stuck Cock Ring.
I’m Jack and I bought a cock ring to have some playtime with my wife. I fitted it between my body and balls. The erection tonight was like steel. My wife had a see-through baby-doll outfit on. By the time I’d hogtied her and ripped the nighty off I was rampant; just as she likes me. I took her with no further foreplay and as she screamed for the second time I shot my load deep in her thirty-something pussy. Lying beside her she soon notices my erection didn’t deflate. An hour and one blowjob later I was still HARD! “You will have to go to the hospital and have it cut off!”... Continue»
I sat on the couch waiting to hear the tell tale creak of the stairs signaling my landlords inevitable visit. Toying with the locket my mother had given me four years ago on my sixteenth birthday; I stared at the two suitcases on the floor, hoping I wouldn't need them. I shouldn't have to; after all I was a big believer in my namesake and had been doing all the right things. I was a full time student; worked four mornings a week at the diner, didn't party like many of my girlfriends, and was proud to be referred to as a prude rather than a slut by the asshole frat boys at school.
My grades... Continue»
Saw an add a while ago for an Asian style massage parlor that featured Latina ladies. Review sites indicated it was pricey, but worth it. I'd had some amazing encounters at oriental “happy ending” places. And had plenty of fun at some dive go go bars where some sexy Hispanics dancers gave “extras” for tips. This seemed like the best of both worlds.
The house fee for the hour was high, but I didn't want to appear cheap right out the gate. Tanya showed me to my room. She was late thirties I'd say. Super curvy, hair and make up on point, sexy Sophia Viagra accent. She smelled as sweet an... Continue»
It was a cold night. The weather man was predicted that this winter would be the harshest the country had seen in years. Tiffany wrapped the blanket tighter around her as she snuggled down on the couch and watched the fire slowly burning in the fireplace. She wished Tom was here but his flight had been cancelled due to the weather. He wouldn't be home until at least tomorrow.
The 21 year old brunette whimpered as she thought about her new husband's big cock. Tiffany had been a virgin on her wedding night, now almost a year later, she craved her husband's 9 and a half inch cock at least twic... Continue»
جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly's Hot and Horny Fuckhouse
“Two minutes till show time, Ms Jardaly!” said the young stagehand, who was poking his head in Jilnar's dressing room as she waited anxiously to make her American television debut.
Sweet, lovely Jilnar was so excited! She just couldn't wait to get out there and on with the show. She never dared to even dream that the very show she's always fantasized about doing was finally about to happen!
Right up until she left the UAE, only days before, Jilnar, the most stunning and popular evening newsreader at Television Dubai, often visited... Continue»
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Tommy and Becky had now crossed the line when they had sex on that night there was no going back now,
After Tommy had sent in the pictures it wasn’t long before the money came through it was needed they were so impressed with the photos they wanted more with the promise of more money,
Tommy noticed there was a complete change in his mom it was like she had been holding back all her sexual feeling then after having sex all these feeling had been released she had not had sex for many years or since tommy was a baby,
But now was d... Continue»
“Hello Eastern House, may I help you?” through a thick Chinese accent.
I asked, “Is Shi Shi working today?”
“Shi Shi? No, we have Karen and Bora.”
After my first time with Shi Shi I knew I wanted her to be my regular masseuse. She told me she'd be working some Mondays. I meant to keep my visits monthly, but I just couldn't wait to see her again. I called the very next Monday. No Shi Shi, same thing the Monday after that. Maybe she felt guilty about fucking around on her old man? Maybe she was ducking me? The third Monday I just showed up. Ended up with Bora as Shi Shi really wa... Continue»
i live in a shit hole of a trailer that a friend gave me. lol. But it's paid for and the lot rent is only $200 a month and I am at the end of the trailer court where there's only one other trailer. And it's owned by an older couple who are quiet.
Anyway, a friend of mine asked if he and his GF could crash there a few days with me. They were booted out of her mom's apartment after a fight. They spent a couple days in a Motel 6 before running out of money and then sl**ping in his very cold car for a night. He then texted me and asked if they could crash there. I said sure.
That was ... Continue»
Canoeing on holiday in Sweden.
In my mid-twenties I enjoyed wilderness canoeing in Scandinavia. I endeavour to have some me time, as I work surrounded by people 24/7.
At the end of my ninth day I drag my canoe up to one of Sweden’s camping areas. These are just wooden lean-tos and an area to make a fire; if you’re lucky an earth toilet. If I’d found anyone at the site I would have camped a little ways on, happily it’s deserted. The weather is fine and warm so I layout just a sl**ping mat and roll the canoe over for a shelter, just in case the wind gets up.
Being British I make a ... Continue»
Late Saturday night I headed out for the Ironbound. Middle of that week I had a public quickie with an off duty go go girl named Dorita. I was trying to find her, and take her for a proper fucking. She was in her normal haunt, not the other bar where we had our fling. Dark skinned and sexy, if not at all beautiful. Dorita was drinking Heineken with the pool players when I got there. Wearing a yellow, string bikini top and daisy dukes. Her plump ass cheeks almost bare.
Even though it was close to closing the place was pretty full. I fed the dollar parade at the bar, desperate for their last... Continue»