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OK, quick recap to our story before I go on:
*went to bed after watching Weird Science on TV (glad to know someone else knows what it was), and you have to admit, some of us single guys and girls have always wanted to have a woman like that at one time or another
*woke up next morning to find this beautiful redhead Irish girl waking me up
*”accidentally” spilled water on the front of her nightgown ;)
*watched her, in secret, shower and lusted to myself over her naked body
*finally made up my mind over her name, Kerry, after a little “buttering up”. If you didn't get the name reference rig... Continue»
When I was a freshman in college in Wisconsin back in 1995 that winter break a female platonic friend of mine, Katie, fixed me up with a friend of hers. Her friend, Amy, grew up in a devout Lutheran household. Amy was my age but very inexperienced. My friend thought I would be a gentleman but also someone with whom Amy could experiment and learn about sex in a non-threatening environment. I think this was due to the several stories I'd told Kelly over the course of our first semester in which I ended up 'hooking up' with certain coeds who wanted to take it slow. Katie was intrigued by my ... Continue»
So there is a female I work with, we've known each other for almost a full decade, going back to the first restaurant we worked at. We went a few years apart after I was let go because business was slow. Last year she got a job at my current employer. I was always shy around her at the old job so I decided I'd talk to her more now. She's petite hot Mexican MILF, she goes to the gym often so she has a nice tight body. Her tits are fuller since she had a baby between the time we were apart and she leaves the buttons of her shirt open just enough to look down her cleavage. With that and her pant... Continue»
MILF B and B (Naked in the Forest)
For those who have read MILF B and B this is my first return after meeting Jill. For those who haven’t read my earlier escapade, Jill is in her late forties with a mature body kept fit by hard work. Her boobs are warm and squidgy with a forest for a bush, mounted below a trim waist and between two firm thighs.
I arrive for a weeks work. Normally I would be away for five days and travel back Friday evening. However, Jill’s ‘going home’ sex had me eager to return and stay longer. So I have arrived on a sunny Sunday afternoon and I return next Sunday; some... Continue»
I'm a conductor on a commuter railroad in North Jersey. You get to meet a lot of people. Some of them young ladies. I met a real winner years ago from Bangladesh. Spoke with a slight, almost English sounding accent. In that brash, English girl who swears a lot way. She went by the name Nooph. Regular rider from out in Hackensack. She was flirty with me. Still I was a little surprised when she slipped me her phone number. It was printed out on register tape. I knew from chatting with her that she was going to collage and helping out at her uncle's f****y store. What I didn't know was that she w... Continue»
When I was 22 and a senior in college I had the great fortune to go out with an 18 year old named high school senior named Julie. Julie was tall, 5'7', and buxom. She had at least C-cup breasts with a nice, curvy ass in perfect proportion. The most memorable thing about Julie, however, was not her height, age, or Amazonian build, but her labia minora. I have always avoided the use of this term as it is really too profane for polite company, but here on xhamster, I will tell you that these were THE definition of 'cunt flaps.' Of course, I had heard this term before and I always chalked it up to... Continue»
Another night, another wasted load of sperm, I thought to myself. This is bullshit. I shut my laptop off and switched on the television, finding a movie on TV about these two teens who create the perfect woman from scratch. Lucky bastards. The woman was so sexy and had a sultry English accent. I think, at one time too, she was also married to Steven Seagal, who could probably crush my nuts into oblivion if he wanted to and leave no trace of his existence behind. “So what would you little maniacs like to do first?” She seemed to whisper in her English accent.
You, of course, duh. I felt my dic... Continue»
I was 24 when my whole life changed. My name is Frank. I was a happily married man to a gorgeous Latin wife name l****a. My best friend since high school Tyrone was my business partner. He is a 6 foot tall black linebacker. One of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. My Life was great! Hot wife, best friend, and lots of money! That’s what I thought though? Until one night I came home early to surprise my wife for our Anniversary, but the surprise was on me. I caught her and Tyrone fucking! I was angry, upset, heartbroken. The woman I thought who loved me was fucking my best friend. Then I reali... Continue»
It’s been six month since I took my complete transformation to Katie Moon. I Left my life as Man behind since I became this hot sexy, tight body and big tits. I set up a trust fund for myself with my company! Lita and Kelly were very sad to see me go but they knew I had to. I’m now in northern Massachusetts. I have taken up work as an assistant to a Doctor Frank Stein. He is the leading researcher in trying to figure out how to reanimate dead tissue. He is also really hot.
Anyways this story isn’t about him. It’s about our sexual encounter. It all started one night after I left the lab an... Continue»
When I was 22 and a senior in college I had the great fortune to go out with an 18 year old named high school senior named Julie. Julie was tall, 5'7', and buxom. She had at least C-cup breasts with a nice, curvy ass in perfect proportion. The most memorable thing about Julie, however, was not her height, age, or Amazonian build, but her labia minora. I have always avoided the use of this term as it is really too profane for polite company, but here on xhamster, I will tell you that these were THE definition of 'cunt flaps.' Of course, I had heard this term before and I always chalked it ... Continue»
The year after I finished college, I took a job as a junior management trainee in a stock market firm. I hated everything about the job, but it paid my share of the rent while I got my screwed up brain together.
One Saturday, a female showed at our door, asking if we would consider a girl for the roommate opening we had posted. She looked presentable, and I invited her in to meet Sean, my one remaining roommate. The lease was in my name, and it wasn't a good time of the year for finding someone, so I was feeling ambivalent. Women roommates were a curse, my friends had told me, running down... Continue»
She’s back, boys, and sluttier than ever. In this true story she tells me how she took part in a wet t-shirt contest, won it and got herself fucked afterwards.
I saw her in a bar a few days ago and we started talking. Her friend had to leave, so Sarah and I sat with a drink or two. I asked her what she had been doing recently. I won’t bore you with the other things, so let’s get down to the wet t-skirt contest she entered.
She’d been on holiday to America, around Spring Break time and seen an advert for a wet t-shirt competition. She told me ‘I’ve always wished I’d had the courag... Continue»
MILF B and B
This is a true story and I’ve changed the name and not fixed the location to protect a lady.
I travel throughout Britain and carry out land inspections. It’s very weather dependant. If it rains I can’t work. I travel to this part of Britain many times a year. I’m going further north than usual so I decide to book a hotel as close as possible to my projects. I didn’t like the hotel and so after a couple of days I asked the barmaid if she knew of a B and B she could recommend. She said no but if I could give her 15 minutes she may be able to fix me up with a widow who coul... Continue»
“Goddamit”, Naresh murmured, “I asked you this very morning to keep a double sl**per.”
“I am very sorry Sir,” the guy at the ticket counter said, “I thought we had one remaining, but later I checked that there was only a single sl**per left.”
Naresh and Priya were standing at the makeshift ticket counter of the private bus agency. Priya had an exam on Sunday morning. She shifted uneas
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I am software engineer and my husband is a sales director in a reputed mnc. Before marriage I use to work in pune and I got many proposals from the boys but I turned them off….. I mostly use wear a salwar and rarely jeans. Girls around me says that I have very shinning skin and good body shape, even they use to encourage to make friends with the boys and enjoy the life… I turned them all as I believed that any advances (even a kiss) before marriage is sin.
I was v
My name is Malvika Joshi age 25 years married to Manish 01 year back an NRI who works on a ship, his age is 27 years energetic and active in sex, my stats are 36-30-36 fair and short just like Vidya Balan. I am working as a college teacher, many students, and my colleagues get crazy with my looks and figure. Normally, I wear sarees and salwars but during Saturdays some times jeans with tight tops and kurtas.
So coming to story, this is my real incident whi
Hi.. i am from bangalore. this is a story a year ago. my friend who is also my neighbuor lives with his mom and his father who is a railway engineer. my friend sachin is fond of movies. and his father is always busy on his work..sachin’s mother name is sanjana.she is almost 37.. i am 18.my mom who used to go to work and comes back only at 6.i used to go to sachin’s house everyday.
when sachin had gone out. i used to sit and chat with sanjana for sometime. she was a good friend of my mother.Our f****y was very close and we used to visit each other for social gathering. I think she was in her l... Continue»
Sybian and Venus Racing –4 Couples and The Bet.
I fancy a chance of fucking any of my mate’s wives. All six are sexy in different ways. So after a d***ken night out we boys all agreed to find a way to swap partners for a night…….. but how?
I told my wife about our d***ken agreement while I was in the bath the following day. Not to my surprise she said that she was up for it. She moves close to the bath and places my hand on her pussy and as I slip a finger in its obvious that she’s highly aroused. She smiles innocently, steps back, turns and bends over. As her pussy comes into view she s... Continue»