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She called me - Got it in her own bed (Part 3)

Memories of a girlfriend from the 80's - She called me - And she got it in her own bed.

To get the full picture, you should read;
"How we met - She got the magic juice (Part 1)"
"The next day - She got it again on a boat (Part 2)"

She had wide hips and small saggy tits after having two k**s very young. Divorced and only 23 years old, but her sparkling eyes, sexy smile and open attitude opened the doors for her.
What I learned from day one, was that she had a great sexual appetite - and my door was open for her!

Already Monday she called me after work and asked if we should meet a... Continue»
Posted by drbimmer1965 1 day ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Caught Bonking the Mrs by her Mom.

Caught Bonking the Mrs by her Mom.

I’m Dave (28) my wife Jo is the girl next-door type (26) brunette, 36B tits, long legs, pussy with a small landing strip and an attractive face. I married her some may 8 years ago. She loves sex and, comparing her with my earlier experiences, she is fantastic in bed or anywhere else. Her parents John (59) and Samantha (46); John is something in banking and only has time for spread sheets. Samantha is an older version of my wife but doesn’t have time for me or anyone who earns less than her husband. I have taken the hint and avoid them whenever I can but C... Continue»
Posted by CanoePirate 1 day ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Christine's Daughter

If you read my last entry, you know that Christine was dominated and tamed by our f****y's best friend, Rusty. Since then, she let's my b*****r Jason and I do whatever the hell we want with her.

On Sunday, the two of us headed over to Christine's apartment for another Testicular Drainage Segment. She opened the door with a smile on her face, which immediately turned to despair when she saw who we were. We walked in without another word. She knew better than try and stop us, and as soon as the door shut, she undid the white bathrobe she was wearing and let it fall to the floor, exposing her ... Continue»
Posted by Stevie_Notnicks 2 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Bleach Sexual Fanfiction: Attack on Kisuke

*All characters mentioned are from a work of fiction, and I do not claim ownership over these characters. Characters were created and belonge to Tite Kubo.

Attack on Kisuke

Location: Urahara Shoten

"I hope this plan of yours works, Sosuke. It certainly isn't promising from where I'm laying." Soi Fon, and her secret love, Sosuke Aizen, both shared a deep-seated resentment towards Kisuke Urahara( though for different reasons). For years, the two plotted for their ultimate reve... Continue»
Posted by pervyvirginguy12 2 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Funny experience with edging and 69

I came across one of my diaries from 1998 and reacquainted myself with a 'hook-up' as I used to call them that I thought would be entertaining. At around this time I first discovered 'edging,' and I regularly engaged in it especially when talking to women on aol. By "edging," as I am defining it, I would masturbate and right as I got to the point of orgasm I would let go of my dick. My glans would usually twitch and a tiny amount of cum would peek out, but the orgasm would be delayed, the 'cumshot' roll back down and after maybe 7-10 seconds I would start the whole process over again. In D... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 3 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Always be Prepared

When I was a teenager I was a girl scout. I didn't particularly want to be a girl scout but was made to go by my parents. So for nearly two years I was made to go every Friday night when the other girls my age were going to the local youth club disco and smoking and so on. I completely hated it. I particularly hated Richard the scout leader. He was far too nice and pleasant and supportive for his own good. So much so that he lets us scouts walk all over him. He was so nice he was all the things a girl my age hated. Every time he spoke about being nice to others and always being prepared to do ... Continue»
Posted by Shitepole 10 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Trapped and Used Restoring my Vintage MG.

Trapped and Used Restoring my Vintage MG.

My neighbour is a recently divorced MILF in her 40ies. Before her separation she always flirted with me, especially when my wife was close by. My wife found this very amusing as I attempt to distance myself and were possible, I would avoid contact altogether. Since her divorce I have hardly seen Sally. Yes I would love to fuck her brains out but my dick and I are very happy fucking my beautiful wife. Until……..

I’m lying on my car trolley sliding under my MG to restore a hand-brake linkage, wearing just running leggings and a T-shit. Hearing ‘clip... Continue»
Posted by CanoePirate 11 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Best Sex Ever (Chapter One)

My name’s Stefan Ricci. I’m a 26 year old resident of Arlington, Texas. I’ve been doing some part time college studies in recent years; But I’m hardly devoted academically. I’ve been through a handful of jobs in recent years; And, in all honesty, Had felt like a bit of a restless spirit that hadn’t found my niche in life until recently. About 3 months ago, I took a job as a maintenance worker at a research facility; And found so much more than I could have dreamed.

The place was called Dream On Research And Development. They were just looking for someone with a bit of basic maintenance expe... Continue»
Posted by Pervton50 12 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  

Hanks Burgers by GuyMaddox#1


It wasn’t more than a few days after I met him than I learned that Hank liked to cook. So we sat around in his Arkansas trailer in the hills above Hot Springs, sucking each others’ dicks and watching Food Network.

On a Saturday morning, I was fucking Hank’s ass over the sofa in his trailer, and what comes on over his satellite TV but fucking Rachel Ray! Man, does she have cock-sucking lips- all glossed up and everything. For a minute, Hank and I stopped banging just to look at her. We laughed at each other, both of ... Continue»
Posted by Hank1 12 days ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Oh Go On....

I'd been seeing Davey for a while. We met at a gig and didn't mind that I was married and ten years older. I'd call round occasionally when in town and we'd have sex. He wasn't the most exciting lover but was good looking and well put together. He shared an apartment with another guy called Sean, a very quiet and shy kind of guy but there was something sweet about him. He and Davey were quite good friends but Davey would tease Sean about his shyness.

Every now and then when hubby was busy elsewhere or working away I'd make the journey to their town and stay the night with Davey. Fucking's g... Continue»
Posted by Shitepole 12 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  

part 1. my cheating boyfriend

at the time i was 19 years old, id been invited to a work party to celebrate my bosses engagement, my boss claire was abit wild on the wrong side of 40 and was making up for loss time. she insisted everybody come in fancy dress.
i invited my boyfriend along as i was new at the company i didnt really know anybody. thought it would be a good chance to spend some time with dave my fella.
i was at home getting ready for the party, i showered shaved my lady parts lol. only to notice i had left my outfit at work.
it was only 7pm i had 2hours before the party started so i wrapped a towel aro... Continue»
Posted by littletwisted 12 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Babysitter (Matt and

I had been babysitting off and on for my neighbor (a single dad with two little boys) off and on for the last six years. I’d since moved from the neighborhood, but I was on my way back for an evening of babysitting.
I knew the older boy (Jarrett) would remember me, I wasn’t sure if the younger one (Jon) would. I smiled to myself remembering how sweet both boys were and I knew we’d have fun regardless of whether they remembered me or not.
I’d barely pulled into the driveway when the front door flung open and both boys tore out the front door racing to get to me first.
I noticed that Jarret... Continue»
Posted by Irishqt1980 15 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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A real DICK

A Real Dick

Sometimes I write just because…. I want write something different. Like this story:


Something told me it was time to get up. I did not want to. I was warm and comfortable in the dark, all curled up and nestled into my special place to rest. Why couldn’t they all just leave me the fuck alone?!?! I did my best to ignore them. I really did not care if they thought I was a Dick. All I really wanted to do was rest!

It was no use. I opened my eye and looked around. It was still dark, but I knew it would ... Continue»
Posted by imornery81 16 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The Naiads: Chapter Three

"The Naiads of Thessaly Springs" is the story of Wendell Connors, a recently divorced man of middle age, who has taken residence at an apartment complex. His neighbors, he soon finds, are a trio of beautiful college girls who love throwing parties.

In chapter one, Wendell met Ashley, the exuberant blonde of the trio, and quickly developed an attraction to her after she tripped and fell into his arms when her heel broke. Wendell offered to repair the heel and have it ready for her the following morning. Wendell then spent an evening researching photos of Ashley on the internet and, to his o... Continue»
Posted by Stiffenpurple 16 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

The Naiads: Chapter Four

"The Naiads of Thessaly Springs" is the story of Wendell Connors, a recently divorced man of middle age, who has taken residence at an apartment complex. His neighbors, he soon finds, are a trio of beautiful college girls who love throwing parties.

In previous chapters, Wendell met Ashley, the exuberant blonde of the trio, and quickly developed an attraction to her after she tripped and fell into his arms when her heel broke. Wendell offered to repair the heel and have it ready for her the following morning. Wendell then spent an evening researching photos of Ashley on the internet and, to... Continue»
Posted by Stiffenpurple 16 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Join the Queue

Okay so went out with the girls one night for a meal and a dance to celebrate one of my girlfriends birthdays. As usual a load of middle aged women with drink on them tend to tease and flirt with all the young guys and squeal excitedly when they get a dance with some young guy. I'm no different. Birthday girl however had always been a bit of a prude and often passed judgement on our reckless fun loving ways.

So we were in this place dancing round our handbags and grabbing all the young single looking fellas to dance and flirt with when I met Terry. Oh he was gorgeous. Tall, dark, athletic, ... Continue»
Posted by Shitepole 17 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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In Hell Epilogue

Chrysaor looked at the door. There was a quaint little plate on it. "Employees only", it read. A throwback to the Earth all lesser demons came from. It was just for the theatrics, really, given the big-ass sigil carved into the wood. You don't protect the succubi's private cuddling nest on the honour system.
They are the whores of hell. Demonesses f***ed all-reaching masculine desires have to be nothing but sex and all the assorted bollocks. As well as to like every sodding bit of it. Still, as formatted as they are to get the biggest bang out of the deal, they are still recreational whores. ... Continue»
Posted by lady-jen 17 days ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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The Jackie Affair


This happened to me a few months ago and I thought I’d write about it. My wife is a member of a group, I won’t mention the name, and I am slightly involved. So my wife has been participating in the group for about 3 years. I’ve come to know most of the people involved fairly well. Things with my wife and the group went well up until a week ago.

She came home from a day of volunteering at the group and told me that the owner of the group, Jackie, said if the group didn’t make a lot more money this month, she was going to close t... Continue»
Posted by littlegeorgie000 18 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

just fun time

Hi like to tell you about the other day.
First thing first
I have type 2 diabetes so getting hard on is hit or miss, so an month ago me & my wife went got our self’s a harnesses for us, when we got it does come with a dildo 5” with diameter of 1.25” as well of bullet (small vibrate) . At first the dildo looks a bit small & thin but soon as you gets it in that harnesses & get bit K.Y. on it wow.
My wife is bit big sizes 22 in clothes it’s her tummy & has great pair of tits 40E & nice pussy to lick out.
My wife & I like go have a bath & shave her pussy bold then get on the bed have a play w... Continue»
Posted by massoneup 18 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  


we eat regularly at a f****y restaurant. The 'Hostess' was an attractive, tallish, long dark haired girl
with a beautiful smle, and appeared in her late 20's. We safe flirted back & forth with nothing really in mind, until
one day, she rubbed accidentally into me. I gave her a quick 'that felt nice' look back at her. she understood, and gave me a
faint smile. She always told me..your funny!

One day, she wore a low cut top, that showed off the tip of her assets. Being in a f****y restaurant, she had to be careful how she dressed. Got to keep your job and obey your company dress code no ma... Continue»
Posted by slyfox666 19 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |