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Big bang theory Fanfic: Penny/Missy cooper

Summary:

What they were doing in Penny's apartment during The Pork Chop Indeterminancy. Points if they do it between the boys coming over to ask Missy out, and have to get dressed to answer the door each time.

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If there’s one thing that both the Cooper twins are used to, it’s getting their own way. Penny finds this out halfway through the first glass of wine, when Missy leans over, puts one finger under Penny’s chin, and turns Penny’s face toward her.

“I’m sure I don’t need to tell you how pretty you are.”

Penny breaks into a wide smile. “You don’t need to, but if you ... Continue»
Posted by lezfarmerdaughter007 4 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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A bit of a madness

Gape that hole baby....All the fucking way now.

Hi all.
Lets face it there is no such thing as normal.Suck my Arselips you cunt.Love my arselips being sucked on.
I think I am insane. Or at least partially mad. Perhaps I am a genius surrounded by the insane. That's more like it. That's far more favorable to me that is. I am a genius surrounded by the insane. I deny everything at least twice. I occasionally drop in for a perve. I do love women. I think men are the real whores. I don't like men. I Fucking love swearing, the word Cunt, is fucking delicious. Prick is good too, & Asshole. I wa... Continue»
Posted by lolawylde 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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How April from the bar got an unexpected creampie.

So I’d say that during my time as a bartender my pull out game was strong...

I mean it. I fucked a bunch of different girls back then. I'd guess 18 of them at least and most of them over and over again.
Now, during all that sex, and I had, 3 1/2 years of it, I wore a working condom exactly Zero times.

No shit, really. Zero. That's not to say that I didn't put a condom on at some points along the way if a girl requested it, but they would always seem to break on command when the moment was right. A simple trick that I learned along the way that helped make sex a lot more en... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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One Thursday

My husband and I both woke up early Thursday morning as he had to catch a 8am flight to Cape Town for a meeting. Getting up, he quickly had a shower and once he got out and came back into the bedroom to get dressed, I saw his cock was almost fully hard. He walked up to me and asked if I could please give him a blowjob as I was on my period and he really wanted to cum before leaving for his flight. I said ok and sat up on the edge of the bed as my man stood naked with his hard cock in front of me.

I took his hard cock into my mouth and started sucking back and forth on it. I deepthroated hi... Continue»
Posted by lauren003 4 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Earth Maiden. We need a 21 year old virgin.

Earth Maiden

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Copyright Oggbashan April 2014
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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Our village has a problem. Earth Day is approaching, the due time for the annual fertility rite to ensure reasonable crops from our fields.

For h... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Camping

Camping

I’ve been lusting after Samantha since last New Year’s Eve party when I was given a d***ken kiss and a grope. She’s married to Jim. At 37 she has firm 38D boobs, trim waist and a pair of leg that I fantasise being wrapped around my waist. We are part of a group who show dogs throughout the summer and therefore camp regularly. My wife and Sam’s husband show their dogs with another two couples, leaving me and Sam to help, support or mind the caravans. Today Sam’s plumped to stay at the caravans and take in some rays. So I too stayed behind.

We’ve just had a bite of lunch with a gl... Continue»
Posted by CanoePirate 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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fond CD memory

When I was a high school senior I had a horn on for a friend of mine but when I expressed my desire to him he turned me down and told me he was not interested in m2m sex with me and leave him alone. Then through a strange set of circumstances we became roommates with a couple of other guys in a four bedroom house, I was 19.
One night our roommates went home for the weekend and we were alone, I had just crawled into bed when the door to my room opened and I saw the figure of a woman through the sheer dress material from the light in the hall. At first I thought some one was playing a joke on ... Continue»
Posted by bigVjr714 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Little Sissy Of Mistress (4).

About one hour passed. He was engrossed in his thoughts. Mistress came back alone. She came near him and said “whore, we are going out. Are you ready?”

“Yes Mistress” he said.

“Look, I want to give you one more opportunity to walk out of this in case you feel this is not what you wanted” she asked as if she was playing with him.

He looked at her and thought “what exactly she wants?” as he could not understand but he replied “Mistress, I want to stay”.

“Good, it is important for you to know that whatever is happening, nothing is by f***e. It’s you who has been craving all this. Don’... Continue»
Posted by agunna 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Little Sissy Of Mistress (3).

Mistress took two rounds of the room and brought him back to his original position in the room and left the leash. “This is just the beginning slut. You have not yet experienced anything. I am willing to give you one chance now. Chance to walk out and we will never meet again. You are free to say Yes and you are free to go, But if you say no, You will lose your will to walk out and after this moment I will not hear anything” She was saying this and all the while caressing his hair and back very lovingly.

There he had his chance. he had already seen enough, he already had experienced enough... Continue»
Posted by agunna 4 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Doctor Dee is Dead


Doctor Dee is Dead

Copyright Oggbashan October 2012
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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My life was a boring routine. I was trying to finish my PhD, financing myself with part-time work as a tutor and senior library assistant at our local university. I worked long hours for littl... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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I Remove The Condom Without Them Knowing During &q

A Comprehensive Guide

My first experience i shared with this group was along the lines of "She had no idea". Coincidentally, it was my first experience with stealth sex and the rush i experienced was more intense than i can describe. It was not my first experience with barebacking or giving a creampie, though, but it easily exceeded the enjoyment i received from doing either one. I developed my own little tricks and techniques at achieving my main objective ANY time i had sex, making sure i shot my load deep inside the girls unsuspecting pussy. I became VERY good at what i did. It took som... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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B'day BJs

Today is the birthday of our young and hardworking Man, Jack. An average man, he works hard at his Office desk, a regional manager of an investment banking firm, he is well off but is modest. The only problem with Jack is that he is always concentrating on work and never fully relaxes, even on his birthday. Today however is an exception.
Over the past month, Jack and his girlfriend Lucy have been having discussions about having an open relationship. More specifically, Lucy had asked Jack if they could have a Threesome with another girl which they did after abating Jack’s hesitation. Lucy had ... Continue»
Posted by Mino-taur 4 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Part 2 Matric holiday: meeting sandra

After a lovely Sunday afternoon braai with the f****y, once it reached 6pm Mark and I made our way into the cottage where we played x box and chatted. I received a number of messages from my girlfriend Jessica as she seemed to be missing me. I was missing her as well although I had started to enjoy my matric holiday. As Mark and I continued playing games we discussed what we would do the next day. Once plans were made and after one last game Mark and I both hit the sack early and we're asl**p before 10pm.

Waking up the next morning after a good night's sl**p I felt strong and ready for the... Continue»
Posted by canev8 4 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Part 1 Matric holiday in Plet

December holidays before Christmas my parents and myself went down to Plettenberg bay for 2 weeks from the 6th December to the 23 December. It was my matric holiday even tho they were with. My steps****r didn't come with as she joined a friend and went down to Durban for a few days. We stayed by my aunt who had a lovely 4 bedroom house with a 2 bedroom cottage. She had two c***dren Hailey my 15 year old girl cousin and Mark my 17 year old male cus. It was set out that Mark and I were going to stay in the cottage away from the main house so that we could play x box and make a noise and come and... Continue»
Posted by canev8 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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My fantastic Secetary

I just watched a fuck suck seen with a secetary
http://xhamster.com/movies/6674256/german_tiny_milf_secretary.html#commentBox
And I don't know why I watch secetary porn videos they kinda tick me off and I'll tell you why.

I hired a hooker and had her come to my office never have I done that before although was really felt that I had to freaking relieve myself.

Did not believe that eating orsters was an a real aphrodisiac because I really cannot explain how freakijng horny I was getting just thinking about fucking some nimp. I got the sofa all ready by cleaning it somewhat and s
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Posted by thomassteven 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My secetary surpised me...

I just watched a fuck suck seen with a secetary
http://xhamster.com/movies/6674256/german_tiny_milf_secretary.html#commentBox
And I don't know why I watch secetary porn videos they kinda tick me off and I'll tell you why.

I hired a hooker and had her come to my office never have I done that before although was really felt that I had to freaking relieve myself.

Did not believe that eating orsters was an a real aphrodisiac because I really cannot explain how freakijng horny I was getting just thinking about fucking some nimp. I got the sofa all ready by cleaning it somewhat and s
... Continue»
Posted by thomassteven 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Borrowed pink panties anyone?

When I was about thirty five I had a job as a manager of a small office. It was the best job I ever had and would spend most of my time reading the newspaper or smoking out the back. When I did have to work it was just shuffling bits of paper about for a few hours then finish at four o'clock mostly. It was a bit boring at times but hey that's work for you. I got on with my boss as well Dave, I had the keys to the office and when he was out I was in charge.

Then one day Dave's step grand-daughter came to work at the office, just part time between college. Jane her name was, pretty and just ... Continue»
Posted by shy_sissy_slut_fiona 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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I had always wanted (part 2)

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Introduction:
I have always had my own set of ideas, preferences and morals, frequently not in accord with those of my peers, and attempt to follow them shamelessly.
< Sorry to have been so long in posting this part. I hope to not be so long with the next. >

If you haven't read the first chapter, I recommend that you do so.



Everything rolled long very well the next morning, even though we were an hour late getting there.

We were so elated and sexually fulfilled that it was remarkable that we could even walk, but we managed to be ready for open... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Fighting To Stay Frosty

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Fiction, Consensual Sex, First Time, Teen, Teen Male/Teen Female, v******e, Virginity

Introduction:
A teenager discovers that his ability to fight can bring about many of his desires to become a reality after he fights in the defense of those he holds dear and those who need it.

"Jason!! You got school in an hour, get out of bed NOW!!!"
Opening his eyes to the blinding light shining through his window blinds, Jason Frost groaned loudly as his hand fumbled to his nightstand, where his phone rest, and pulled it to his face as he checked the time. "Damn... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Sweet Revenge ( Chapter 6 )

The remainder of the week dragged by horribly. I even found that I wasn't exactly in the mood to do anything sexual either, though God only knows Cindy tried. I knew...as we both did that a lot of things were riding on this, including very possibly our marriage, though a lot had recently occurred that had cemented our love for one another even more so than it had been. Still...there were a lot of unknowns each of us had yet to face, the biggest of which was if we could comfortably go through with this thing with Silvia. It was after all a very bizarre way of ending things, and one in which I s... Continue»
Posted by agunna 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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