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I'm The Man In the Box

***Reading prior stories is a good idea, but, not required.***

My wife didn't particularly enjoy having her pussy licked. As it's my favorite activity, it's a bit of a disappointment, but, not the end of the world. Our sex life was anything but dull, especially with the recent development of her asking for an open marriage. (Remind me to tell you about that, later.)


What she lacked in enthusiasm for cunnilingus, she made up for by being imaginative. The incident about which I am going to discuss, was no exception. I had come home from work on a Friday night. It was an easy day, nothin... Continue»
Posted by LickerLicense 4 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Pizza Party


Pizza Party


Two young girls are spending a lazy Sunday together, sitting on a sofa and playing video games together.

One is an attractive looking woman, with thick curly black hair. She's only lazily brushed her hair. She's wearing a silky kimono-style night gown, and cotton pink panties.

The other, is a just as - if not more - attractive looking young woman, only she is bespectacled, as she's blind as a bat without her glasses on. Her hair has a more brunette tone to it, only it's looking much more styled and neater than her roommate's hair, because her roommate is a profe... Continue»
Posted by ms_cream_puff 4 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Proving My Sanity - my women could be disinherited

Proving My Sanity

Copyright Oggbashan September 2016

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. The name of a minor character has been changed to Mr Lal.

Note: A guinea at the time of this story was a gold coin worth one pound and one shilling (£1.05). An agricultural worker’s earnings for a year were about twenty-five guineas in a good year.
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Posted by oggbashan 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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King of the Castle - we want a party in a castle.

King of the Castle

Copyright Oggbashan September 2016

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. This is a Halloween fantasy with femdom.

Ruritania is the fictional country of Anthony Hope’s novels The Prisoner of Zenda and Rupert of Hentzau. I have used the name Ruritania for this story but any resemblance between my 21st Century Ruritania and Anthony Hope’
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Posted by oggbashan 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Missed - The Fenian Outrage at Wantsumford Manor

MISSED

The Fenian Outrage at Wantsumford Manor



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Copyright Oggbashan July 2015

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author
of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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Chapter One: Wantsumford Manor

My cousins and I lik... Continue»
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Succubus Statistics

Succubus Statistics

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Copyright Oggbashan December 2004/October 2014

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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I was in real trouble. I had failed the statistics module of my last year and HAD to pass it. If not, I would not get a qual... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Selene One: Crater 208 the Guyot Affair part one

"Again, this is the voice of NASA's PRO speaking to you." JC could easily imagine the butterscotch smooth golden speaking voice of the agency's Public Relations Office narrating in real time the live video feed, "On the left side of the screen...you see Mission Commander JC Vaughan, wearing her white pressure suit and on the right, Mission Engineer David James Lloyd also suited up." The Selene One Command Module was halfway through its first orbit and they were finishing the post launch checks. Her heavy breathing was a dry thunderous whisper serving to underscore the scene. She despised hea... Continue»
Posted by AstroChimp69 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Pride - I've got the biggest one...

Pride

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

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It all happened because Janie was proud of my size. I’m not. I’m embarrassed by it. It frightens some women away. It makes other men jealous.

It’s not... Continue»
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Washed Away - I swim in the wrong place.

Washed Away

by oggbashan ©
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Copyright Oggbashan July 2006

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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It was my own fault. I saw the signs, read them, and ignored them, thinking that I knew better.

It was a very hot summer day. I had driven from London towards my rented hol... Continue»
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Hypothermia - can I survive 3 cold women?

Hypothermia

by oggbashan ©
Copyright Oggbashan April 2003 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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I have a fantasy of sharing a bed with two attractive young women preferably naked. Most adult males would share that fantasy. I never expected it to happen or if it did the experience would be disappointing. Few men can really satisfy o... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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My Neighbour's Wife..


I am 22 and live in the Chandigarh. My father is a Naval Officer. My mother is a doctor. We use to have a PIA pilot renting that upper portion with one muslim f****y. It was a small f****y though. Just husband and wife and some times their cousin use to visit them. The wife’s name was Shazia. She was a pathan by origin but being brought up in J&K she was very different, even with her accent of urdu. When we moved in I was about 18, and after my Intermediate exams, I was rather free and was not doing any thing. Her husband Shehzad was on the International Flights and mostly stayed out of the ... Continue»
Posted by strangerlove1996 4 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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One interesting week (Part 2)

This is part two of a three part story of a interesting week i had, so i had decided to take a trip up to Manchester to watch football (soccer), but also thought well its probably time i broadened my horizons and see a e****t up north, and then started the research to find a decent e****t or "massage palour" during my stay, and came down to a short list of about 3-4 locations, which all depended on the rota of the women.

So i took the train from London to Manchester, and then checked into my hotel thinking maybe i should have just got a e****t to come to the hotel, however instead i travele... Continue»
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Invasion of the Buxom Babes from Planet B.B.W (Big

I WROTE THIS HIGH AND HORNY AFTER WATCHING A LOT OF BBW PORN


It was a night like any other in the quiet little town of Washington DC, the lights were a bustle with life and the Capital Building had turned down for the night. The streets were dead quiet to the point where a pen would disturb the peace. However, there are much darker more sinister plans aloof with in the great capital of the US; for you see our own president, President Ripstudly, is working with Dr. Shlong on a new invention. The "Astral Satellite Signal" (or A.S.S for short) in hopes to communicate with beings from another... Continue»
Posted by DaddyDomJ21 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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FSD Episode 8: Practice Makes Perfect

First Shield Maiden awakens the morning after the thorough cleansing adminsitered by Mistress Stana still feeling the warming glow in her loins (see FSD Episode 7: "When the Master's Away"). Your first thoughts are that the DM didn't reappear last night, and he has gone out by the time you and felicity were both waking up together in the corner you share, it's possible it was his slamming of the door to the Dungeon is what woke you and felcity from your slumber.

You get the get the feeling the Dungeon Master is annoyed, and fear your foolish adventure outside the Dungeon of Delicous Debauc... Continue»
Posted by Dungeon-Master 4 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Minibus - I stop for some nurses.

Minibus

by oggbashan ©
Copyright Oggbashan December 2002 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

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Why was I turned on by nurses' uniforms? I had been all my adult life and now my mild fetish had got me into real trouble.

Mind, the uniform had to be real. The short "sexy" nurse's outfits sold by sex shops did nothing for me. But a r... Continue»
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FSD Episode 7: When the Master's Away...

Episode 7 - "When the Master's away, the subs' will play!"


The Mistress has been walking you down the street to the notorious tavern known as the Frog and Whistle (you know, the big tavern on the corner of 4th and Maple? Right next door to the Trople D and the Pleasure Dungeon), collar tight on your throat and leash in Her hand. Before you reach the tavern, She orders you to remove your loin cloth.

"Yes Mistress."

You obey immediately removing the loin cloth, but its cold out, so your scrotum shrinks up in shock at the cold and under the scructinising gaze of the Mis... Continue»
Posted by Dungeon-Master 4 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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One interesting week (Part 1)

This is part one of three, of a interesting week

its no secret, well of course its in my bio on this profile that i enjoy e****ts, working girls, prostitutes, hookers, whatever you want to call them, and this week i broadened my horizons and visiting some prostitutes in Manchester, however more on that in part two and three.

Its always interesting to find some additional cash before payday and to find a decent opportunity to see one of the e****ts saved in my list on adultwork. One in particular i wanted to see was only in town for a day (oh yes if you dont know some of these ladies do ... Continue»
Posted by SirWanksAlot247 4 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My husband as my slave

The Saturday morning after a pleasurable  Friday afternoon where I allowed my husband to have his way with me, he arrange with his parents to look after our daughter the Saturday night so that him and I could have the night to ourselves. He told them that we were meet up with friends for a birthday although that wasn't altogether true at all. His parents were rather excited to have their grandaughter daughter over for the night and at about midday my husband, my daughter and I got into his car and made our way to his parents. We had a cup of tea and a light lunch with them before leaving our d... Continue»
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I'm a Demons Slut


My name is James, My life really sucked. I was a loser in college. My roommate Joe was my best friend. I was always envies of him. He had a different girl with him every night. We would go clubbing and girls would just laugh at me while he took home hot girl after hot girl. I never understood why. Then it finally happened. I got my progresses report from college and I was failing all my classes and going to lose my scholarship. I lost it. I didn’t know what to do. So I did what any depressed college k** would do. That’s why I’m standing on the ledge of this building. I didn’t want to live li... Continue»
Posted by sexxxySara 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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MILF Tales No. 1

This is one of many stories I have to tell from many years of experience and if this gets a thumbs up, there may be more.

This is about something that happened almost 20 years ago and began some 30 years ago.I have been looking to write about it for almost as long.

All names and locations are real as I'd love those involved to find this online,recognize themselves and maybe get in touch !!.

So another women I knew (Shirley G.) and I had very very bad reputations. What set us apart is that from the beginning, I found out about her's first and my reputation was k
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Posted by Ms_MarionW 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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