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Slutty Sarah, the sex-tape and 2 Sanish guys

So, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask her about that sex-tape that I made with her. No? Or just wouldn’t she discuss it with you. I know that you hate all these stories about her, but it’s only fair to let the world know what a slutty exhibitionist, isn’t it. I’ve sent you links to all the stories of her on here and I’ve heard you are pretty angry about that. Well, too bad.

So, Sarah, on our last holiday, had talked about making a sex-tape. She didn’t mention anything about it for months, not until our next holiday. She was always more sexy and responsive to things when she was rel... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Slutty ex-girlfriend Sarah is flauting it all, aga

Well Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask Sarah about how much she loves to be watched while she’s having sex? No? Well ask her about this:


Sarah and I were on holiday, in a small villa. It was nice but there was another villa alongside it, so the garden and pool weren’t private. That didn’t stop Sarah lying topless in the garden, though, her nice firm tits on show, should anyone be staying in the villa next door and to be in one of the upstairs rooms.

We were lying on sun-beds, by the pool. I’d bought a new camera and was reading through the instruction book to find out ho... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Slutty ex-girlfriend Sarah the exhibitionist

Well, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, I don’t know if you’ve every talked to Sarah, I mean really talked to her about what she likes about sex with strangers, but she told me. You really must ask her about this. I mean, you are her new boyfriend, aren’t you and you really should know what she’s like.

Sarah and I had been dating for, maybe six months. We were on holiday in the Canary Islands and were in a restaurant having an evening meal. Earlier in the day, at our hotel, I’d fancied a fuck and Sarah had said something she’d never said before. She said ‘Okay, I want this to be differen... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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SEX WITH SIKH GIRL IN LONDON

My name is VIJIT I’m 25 yrs old and live in London, UK. Over the last few months I have decided to go into the london university and thank god it has done well. One of the properties that I own is a two bedroom flat that I was looking for tenants for. A Sikh girl by the name of Harpreet applied, she was 22 and new to England. She was studying medicine at a local london university. She was very interested in the flat and took it. Everything went fine for about 6 months; she paid her rent on time. I would go round every now and then to see her; she was very pretty, blonde hair, sexy fit body as ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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Neighbours Naughty Secret

Whilst out in the garden the postman called and delivered the usual utility bills . I went in and threw them on the table to be opened later . I returned to my front garden to dig out those pesky weeds that had been annoying me for so long. "Excuse me" a voice called. I turned round and it was the postman waving a large jiffy bag at me. I had not ordered anything I mused . " I have tried delivering it across the road but no-one is home, If you can take it for me it will save me having to take it back to the depo, I can write a card out for them to let them know you have it " , I agreed and to... Continue»
Posted by gpo746 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Dentist Put Her Under and Put It in Her

"It's a wreck, is what it is," Tommy Cordova half mumbled through the gauze of the surgical mask, his face bent closely to Kate's face, the polished steel mirror working to varying angles in her mouth.

I heard Kate stifle a sob, her right eye doing a minute tic towards where I stood, arms crossed, sagged in the corner of the exam room.

Tommy straightened up after another moment and slipped the magnified safety glasses off his face. "Two molars are shot. The one furthest back looks okay."

"I don't want 'em pulled," Kate mumbled, lifting up in the dental chair just a bit.

"Gotta come... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Laid in a day!!!

I've been reading Xhamster stories now for a little over a year, wow some are pretty hot and some are funny. Here is my story I hope you enjoy.


So about a month ago like any guy with work, bills, and little to no time for ones self. Decided to do the whole online dating thing to get some new pussy. Searched around for about a day or so reading about online sites, what they are charging and or any hidden gimmicks. I found this one site. www.dateorplay.com, made a profile and with in the first 30 min I was talking to 3 chicks who were real, not the fake bot type or super model perf... Continue»
Posted by themoose78 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Veronica Cheats on Her Passed-Out Boyfriend

Veronica met up with Ryan after work. He had been promising to grab a drink with her for months now, but their schedules never seemed to match. However, they were both available on this particular Thursday as Friday was a furlough day, so they met at an upper scale pub downtown and sat down at the bar.

Even this early, it was crowded in the bar, so it was difficult to catch up with all of the noise. Eventually a booth in the back opened up and Ryan and Veronica practically ran to get it before some other group could stake their claim.

It was a little more insulated in the booth, so they ... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Ex-girlfriend, Sarah the slut

Well, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did Sarah ever tell you about what happened just before she left her hometown, when she was 19? She told me, and I’m sure you would love to hear yet again just what a horny slut she is.

One time on holiday, Sarah and I were out having an evening meal. We’d had a couple of bottles of wine and Sarah started on vodka and tonic. Whenever she started on those, the truth always came out. I asked her how old she was when she left Nottingham, her home town in the UK, and why she’d never been back. This is what she told me:

‘Oh I could never go back ther... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Sugah

Jack peeked out from underneath the covers at the digital clock on the night stand and moaned, "Six thirty already, what a day I have ahead of me!!!" He lay still for a couple of minutes before whipping back the covers and so he could hop out of bed! He was just making a move to leave when a soft warm hand grabbed his arm and the silky smooth southern accent came lilting from the other side of the bed, "Jack, honey, you're not gonna run off with giving me some morning sugah are ya!?!" He looked over his shoulder the tousled blonde hair of his beautiful young wife and pleaded, "Not today, Cindy... Continue»
Posted by snake_500011 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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SAG - Begegnung der Tittenart

Begegnung der Tittenart:

Als wir mal wieder nachmittags am Fluss entlanglaufen und eventuell Kaffeetrinken gehen wollten, hat sich meine Frau erst mal im Bad feingemacht und sich ihren kurzen weißen Stufenrock angezogen und obenrum entschied sie sich für ein weißes Knöpf-Bustier mit hauchdünnen Trägern ohne BH und sie ließ die obersten Knöpfe geöffnet und um die Hüfte trug sie einen engen schwarzen Gürtel, der ihre Hüften noch mehr zur Geltung brachte. Damit kam sie ein paar Mal zu mir ins Wohnzimmer und fragte mich immer wieder „Schatz geht das so?“. Ich antwortete ehrlich mi... Continue»
Posted by gs4love 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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A peek into my Exs Diary (Literary voyeur)

Now I didn’t wake up thinking the events I’m about to document were going to happen, it started out as a very normal day. A day I’d assumed would be boring!(But hey I aint no psychic.), a day I would have never thought would end in sweat and pornographic passion! *Le Sigh*. Yes! A day that gave me a higher ranking in all things sexual and a crossed a hard to do off my bucket list! Yes people, I’m talking about a threesome.

They say not everyone has the ability to handle the raw passion of a threesome, I say “if you aint no freak, don’t take two dick”. Not everyone is born to do it, people ... Continue»
Posted by alteregom 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Ex-girlfriend Sarah the exhibitionist, true story

Well Chris, I hope you are enjoying reading about your new girlfriend’s sexual exploits. Is she as much of an exhibitionist with you as she was with me?

We were out for a meal in the city of Bath, in the UK. I was driving so couldn’t have much wine, but that night Sarah seemed to be making up for my lack of drinking. By the time we had almost finished the meal, she was well into the second bottle of Chablis. She got up and went to the ladies restroom, then came back a few moments later, sat down and put one finger into the top of her handbag, then pulled it out with the waistband of ... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Learning Curve with Jessica

Being with Francesca is always like a tonic and I feel completely at ease with her idiosyncrasies

Like the way she adores opera and ballet but most important of all - with me being a red bl**ded guy and all that means; her deep rooted passion which really moves the earth and everything else for me.

When we first met and started learning about each other, our likes and dislikes and how we connected with those things; how we matched interests and how much we were compatible, we both shared a wonderful new and exciting learning curve.

At the age of thirty I discovered the true woman in m... Continue»
Posted by kap007 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My Stranger Fantasy

I'm watching you swim in the lake as I sip my drink. You don't know that I've been watching you every evening since you moved in. I don't even know your name, but it doesn't matter. I watch the muscles ripple across your chest and down your arms as you stroke over and over again swimming in the lake.

It makes my pussy clench just thinking of those muscles rippling as you thrust into me. As you swim back to shore and walk up to the towel you left with your clothes, I think of walking up to you and stripping out of my skirt and blouse. I watch in hunger as you dry off every inch of your body... Continue»
Posted by kap007 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Baby Sitter

Alissa has been babysitting for the Ross f****y for about a year. She is a senior in college, and babysits to earn extra money for books and other things she needed.

She is a very attractive 23 year old, with sexy blue eyes and short blonde hair. Mrs. Ross, and her husband Tom had called Alissa to babysit for them Saturday night.

She told Alissa she could use the guest bedroom, because they probably wouldn't be home until the wee hours of the morning. Alissa told her,

"No problem...have fun."

At around eleven Alissa grew tired of studying and watching TV. Rather than sit up and do... Continue»
Posted by kap007 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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You can call me DAD

Jack Barker watched his girlfriend's son go into the garage, and after making sure that his soon-to-be wife was in the bathroom, went out the back door and toward the garage. Jack had just moved into the modest old farmhouse a couple of days ago, although he had spent a lot of time there in the year he had been courting Alice Randolph.

Jack liked Alice Randolph a lot, but he also had another interest with the same last name, first name Patrick, and he had a sneaking suspicion that the skinny little lad had more than a little interest in him too.

Alice didn't know that her son was gay, mu... Continue»
Posted by kap007 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Ex-girlfriend Sarah the exhibitionist - true story

Okay new-boyfriend Chris, this is yet another true story about your new slutty girlfriend, Sarah. I hear you are still together. Good luck with thinking about her as a respectable young lady, once you’ve read this.

Sarah and I were on holiday, somewhere in The Canary Islands. We were in a hotel and the room was on the ground floor, with doors that led out to some grassed area, which we could walk through to get to the beach.

We had arrived on an early morning flight and once we got to the room and unpacked, Sarah said that she wanted to go to sl**p for a while. The room was hot an... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Tom's accident

“Comfortable, Dad?” Karen asked as her father eased himself as best he could with both arms and a leg in plaster and a a face that looked like it had gone ten rounds with Audley Harrison.

“Yes, love,” Tom said. “Sorry to be dumped on you like this.”

“It’s not a problem, Honestly! If I can’t look after my old dad in his hour of need, what kind of a daughter am I?”

“A good one. You always have been. Especially when your mother went. I don’t know how I’d have coped.”

Karen bent over and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

“Well, you just take it easy and I’ll make you a coffee.”
... Continue»
Posted by samvimes 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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truth or dare

I am not sure who suggested truth or dare but we all seemed up for it.

There were 6 of us all together you me and two other couples.
It started pretty tame, truths about hoe many people we had slept with, telling fantasies ect .....
I think everyone was getting a bit horny from listening to all this talk if sex and with quite a few drinks down our necks we were all up for some dare's!
One of the girls seemed a bit apprehensive when you asked her to show how she gives head on a banana so we came to an agreement that we would have teams. Boys against girls.
We all did the dare, i showed ... Continue»
Posted by nicecock23 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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