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saving marriage

Story begins at day when wife Tessy noticed her husband Eddie doesn't make love with her with same passion as she does. Cause of that she started to spice her sex life with some hot lingerie such as corsets with breasts out, crotchless panties, bras with hole at nipples,...
Either that didn't help much, her husband was always to tired because of work, something else on his mind, or he said she will get cold wearing that. So, as their anniversary was coming soon, she promised herself to make him a surprise he wont forget, and that he will make love with her even with greater passion than she e... Continue»
Posted by pussylower 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Bus ride rom bangkok

Arriving in Bangkok 3 days before Chinese new year is a bad idea I you want to travel onward. All the tourist buses are packed with people heading home or the holidays but I just had to get down south where the action is, so I found my self crammed on a bus that couldn't take another sole.

Whilst waiting for the bus to pull off a young Thai lad came and took his seat next to me. as he sat down he turned to me and flashed one of them great smiles that the thais are well known for and introduced himself to me in almost perfect English "hi. I'm Min, pleased to meet you" he said. Giving him my ... Continue»
Posted by 1245roger 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Masturbating

This morning I was sitting naked in front of my laptop masturbating to pichunter when I decided to go to the bathroom to get some lube. However, before I returned there was a knock on the door. Then I heard the knob start to turn. It was the maintenance guy coming to grab the fire extinguisher for its annual inspection. I had forgotten about the flyer that was left on my door the day before and had not left the extinguisher outside the doorway as was asked. Since I’m not usually at home during the day, he must’ve assumed it was okay to enter so abruptly.

I was really in a tight spot becau... Continue»
Posted by malesub01 3 years ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  
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I My First Time As A Girl

My First Time I Had Sex With A Boy, I Was Dressed As A Girl.
The boy next door first noticed one Halloween back in 1971, My sisister helped dress up in one of her cheerleader uniforms. In the seventies I wore my hair shoulder length. Blue and gold. To hide my penis, (Not that it took much hiding) She put me in a tight panty girdle. The funny thing was, that my tiny testicles went right back up into a pocket just above the point where the penis came out. My sisister was just amazed and had never seen this and ask if it hurt? To me, I told her "in fact it felt a lot better, that they do that a... Continue»
Posted by tammy195950 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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An SMS That Changed My Life

An SMS That Changed My Life

I was late for the office that day, in fact, I was late every day!I took my laptop bag and was rushing towards my car. Suddenly, my wife’sis cell phone had a message alert that I didn’t care much about. I just said bye to her and zoomed away to the office.

I was stopped by the routine traffic and signals, and in fact, one signal was really more than 2 minutes! Suddenly, my thoughts went around the message alert and started thinking who could that be and just wanted to check it out of curiosity and rang my wife. For a surpri
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Posted by swathi3 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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My masturbation diary, commencing 11th January 201

We'll even if I'm the only reader of this I hope to get some pleasure in writing. They say writing is a good form of therapy, I'll find out, but in the meanwhile I'll write about my fantasies and actualities. Feel free to contribute. If you don't like what I write about, don't read it.

So I was away for a couple of days, travelling on business, staying at a hotel. Whilst I always hope to meet a lovely woman for some company, the reality is this is never as easy as one'sis fantasies would suggest. You look at the services card they place on the desk area offering various services. They ne... Continue»
Posted by hartlepoolman 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Older Man Teaches Me How

This is not story about sex but about the first time I experienced what sex should be like.
I hadn't had much sexual experience at all. It wasn't that I wasn't interested - I was really, really interested - it'sis just that I'd always been training for triathlon, and between the running, swimming, and biking I didn't have time for much at all outside of school. My parents always thought I was going to be a champ, but I really didn't have what it takes to be one, and I really only ever competed at a regional level. It kept me in pretty good shape though. At 5"9", and 120 lbs I was alway... Continue»
Posted by zopri 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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SEXY KUWAIT LADY

That was winter days and she came from England after having vacations. Her house was in front row and there was a single street between our homes. In our area houses are quite big and no one knows that what is happening in someone’sis home. My family has good terms with her family and we usually visit each other. This time she was alone and her daughters remained there and she came for selling her home. For this purpose she told my mom that she wants me to do this job as I have sound contacts in area. I readily accepted this assignment and met with her in her home. We were alone and she was te... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Sienna Grace vs. Santa Claus

Sienna Grace stepped out of the Lincoln before Uncle Terry could come around from the driver's side to open the door for her. This was as usual for her, as she shunned the trappings of "celebrity-status", especially with her devoted companion, Terry. They had pulled up to parking at Macy's at the Mall to look around at the christmas decorations and gifts, the ever-present christmas music everywhere in the background, both inside and out at the Mall. Uncle Terry dressed in casual tweed sport jacket and chinos. Sienna, however, snappily attired in ultra-short skirt and tube top, bright green ... Continue»
Posted by TSSienna 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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SEX IN KUALA LUMPUR

I would like to share my sex enjoyment in Malaysia. I was travelling to Kuala Lumpur for Technical meeting. I arrived Kl at 9apm and went from airport to my hotel. It was about 11pm. I was tired and was looking forward to rest as soon as room was given. The receptionist was charming, sexy with very good figure. She smiled and welcome me. The room was given and I started to move to my room. She requested me to wait as someone will accompany me to my room with my luggage. As there was no bell boy around she accompanied me. She briefed me about the facilities in the room and then left. I rested ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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The names James Hard-On Part IV

This is the James Hard-on series continuing epic :P (Read earlier ones if you want to help follow story)


Jessica Chastity and James Hard-on sat in the car in pure silence. She started to get uncomfortable.

"So what happened in there? With Willy I mean?" said Jessica.

"Let'sis just say he was a great prick and I gave him something that took him down in size."

I winked at her. Gosh I LOVE puns!

"I don't think he will think of bothering you or other women anymore with his extreme piggishness."

"Oh. Thanks? I guess."

"Hmm. I have a feeling we aren't really having much chemis... Continue»
Posted by damlovmature 3 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The Perils of Dating Supergirl, Part 2

Hi there!

My Name is Robert Shephard, but most people call me Bobby. I was living an average life, I had a good job teaching High School Chemistry, and was dating an absolute knock out named Linda. Then everything changed when I (through a complete fluke) discovered she was in reality Supergirl.


Messed up huh?

A Day after I discovered the truth I found myself Orbiting the Earth in a Massive Space Station called "Watchtower".

"This is the Coolest.....thing....ever!" I said pressing my face against the glass.

"It is beautiful isn't it." Kara said. "Sometimes I forget just how... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Space Alien Girlfriend Goes Home



I met Angelica at my favorite Sports Bar. She was beautiful and I was dumb struck by this petite Scandinavian blond with an absolutely perfect body. Well, after a few days I got to know Angelica, our first evening ended with me getting a blow job at her place. But this is only the beginning of a new lifestyle that would change my life. You see Angelica is a space alien from the planet Gliesie, the closest habitable planet to earth. She told me that both Earth and Gliesie were biology experiments by a race of super beings. Gliesie, the more peaceful planet thrived and mastered the science o... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Perils of Dating Supergirl

Hi my name is Robert Shephard...yeah I see you scratching your head. Don't worry I get that a lot. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl.






Wait don't go, I'm serious. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. She was Smart, Funny and very very passionate about....things. We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another. It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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The slut across the room

Everyday at my crappy office job is is a two tabled office shared by me and a nice 26 year old lady called Bonnie, she wears the same crap all the time trying to show her cleavage but she's just so hot. One time I tried to jerk over her in the office I nearly got caught but i'd figure she'd enjoy it I know deep down she's a slut, anyway one day on a Tuesday doing the regular work she slams the door and says softly alright it's been two years now we gonna do this or not I didn't have time to answer she just pulled down my zipper got out my flaccid cock snd she said the boss ain't in we got twen... Continue»
Posted by lordhunk 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Sidewalk Catfight

It started with my temper versus some local trash a couple of nights ago and within moments I’d lost all decency and composure. I’d come out of my local bar alone although there were other people milling about on the street outside. As I walked down the pavement, a woman approached me and asked if I had any spare change. She looked rough in jeans and a hoodie top compared to my dress and coat which, despite my voluptuous and curvaceous figure, did suit me well. I merely apologised and said I had nothing and continued walking.
“Lying slag”, she shouted back. I turned around to look at her... Continue»
Posted by dodger125 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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More Torture For My Step-brother


I was sitting in the black and white coloured living room of my new house with my best friend and roommate, Rayne. Holding a sort of small, very informal house warming party. Rayne was wearing her typical goth-styled clothes. A small black t-shirt with a darkly comic skull and crossbones on the front, and wearing tight black jeans with plenty of holes and rips in them along with her white sparkly belt. She was barefoot and had her hair shaved short at the back but with a cool looking long black fringe d****d over her very pretty face with wavy red dyed colours at the ends of it, and of cours... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The stripper - a humiliation story

I was nervous, as you would imagine, on my first night as a male stripper. Most men would have a knot in their stomach before taking their clothes off in front of a baying crowd of middle aged, cock starved chav women. I, however, had another worry.

As it happened, I didn't want to be a stripper, far from it, but my rent was due and I had spent all of my money on a new inflatable sex doll. This might sound a little frivolous, but her pussy was supposedly modelled on Spring Thomas. Unfortunately that meant my penis didn't touch the sides of Spring'sis plastic cunt, and I had to jerk off as u... Continue»
Posted by mr_massive 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Chav humiliation - chapter 1

My breath hung in the air, the freezing cold morning making my new job both uncomfortable as well as humiliating. I was 28, and I had been reduced to delivering free newspapers for minimum wage. My colleagues were all about 18, fit, enthusiastic and straight out of school. I dragged my stupid day-glo yellow trolley up Scummingham Hill, toward the dreaded Scummingham council estate. I prayed no one would remember me from my one attempt at stripping, which had ended with the most humiliating night of my life. So far.

At least at this time in the morning there was little chance of any of the u... Continue»
Posted by mr_massive 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Higher education - a humiliation story

{Note: this story is set at an English University, so all characters are 18+}

I knew that Simon was going to be trouble as soon as I met him, he sat there during my interview staring at our tits and making more pervy comments than he asked questions. I didn't mind though cos his house was right near the pub, so I wouldn't spend much time at home, and the rent was sooo cheap! I soon found out why. I moved in on the 8th of September, along with Sarah, another girl who appeared to have been chosen for her tits. That night we went out together and got completely trashed, and when we came home a... Continue»
Posted by mr_massive 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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