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Nicolas story pt2

well it s being some time now so the next part of the story
About a week later we were home together and mom was out in town or some were but that dos not matter i was in my room in bra and panties and he was watching tv i was horny so i called him and asked it he wanted to play again before he could answer i could see him getting hard he came over to me and started to kiss me and i him i pulled his top off him and kiss him all over his front working my way down his body with the help of his hand on on head i pulled down his pants and his big cock jumped free it jumped like it had a mind of ... Continue»
Posted by nicolaslut 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Game

Pam was just twelve and loved her b*****r a lot. He was three years older and she would do anything for him. They were together a lot as their parents worked long hours at their business. One day Ray took her into his bedroom and told her "We are going to play a fun game that grownups like to play. It is our secret and you can not tell any one at all." She smiled and said okay. He then told her "We have to take our clothes off and I will show you more about the game." As they both got naked Ray began to run his hands over her body. Then he licked on each flat tit and sucked on a tiny nipple. H... Continue»
Posted by hardcorehumpergirl 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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When GRANNY was a YOUNG WHORE


I am older now as you guys all know but when I was in grade school, I really didn't have any sexual experience at all and had really just discovered that touching my own under-developed clit felt good! I had seen a few old black and white pictures of naked women and men fucking that my dad had stashed in the closet but really nothing else and back then, there was ZERO nudity on cable TV or the movies at all.

I was really curious about sex and having only my own little clit to play with, I would get under my covers in the bed at night and play with myself. I learned a few things about d
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Posted by GangBangGranny 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Mother Teaches

Lisa could not remember having a normal loving home life. Her mom never knew who her dad was and mom had many men friends. Lisa did not know till she was in her teens that her mom was a whore and very popular. It was mom's desire to make Lisa a whore and they could do threesomes together. Lisa always knew her mom was good looking and sexy. That is what made her such a great whore. Her mom would go to hotels with men or bring them back to her own house. When they came to her house she would have several men each night. When Lisa was just thirteen her mom took her and showed her how to shave her... Continue»
Posted by hardcorehumpergirl 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Fist visit to my sexy new female doctor

Yesterday I went to the doctor because i felt like i was peeing too much, i'm sitting in the waiting room and the doctor calls me, and she is the hottest woman i have ever seen. Late 20s/early 30s, gorgeous middle-eastern face, nice curvy lips, big dark eyes. She's very friendly with a thick Persian accent which i find very sexy. i explained to her my situation, and then she asked if i was sexually active, and i said no a bit too quickly, and she looked surprised for a second. She got me to pee in a jar, dipped the testing strip, and came over to show me the results. She got me to hold one end... Continue»
Posted by wet20 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Bareback Bi Couple Gangbang

Sonia & I meet Kathy at via a bareback internet forum; It wasn’t clear why she was so interested in our bareback swinging activity’s. She knew we were married & both enjoyed receiving anal from bare cocks, she mentioned she had a boyfriend or two who were into bareback sex. So at first it seemed like she was just a friendly and open person like us. I didn’t know that Kathy had plans for a couple like us.

Kathy told us she knew a guy or two that would help us to explore and with a wink and a sly smile said they would introduce us to a whole new world. We eventually arranged for a meeting on ... Continue»
Posted by luestools 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The guy next door

I told my girlfriend I loved her and gave her kiss goodbye at the door. I see this guy looking at us. He looked angry. I rolled my eyes and closed the door. I've been with my girlfriend for over 4 years. I haven't even seen a cock/dick in over 4 years. I had a bad break up and I was done with men.

I went outside to walk my dog and who did I see again? The angry guy he must of just moved next door lately. Never seen him before. Weeks went by and I would walk my dog same routine he would be outside everyday watching me kiss my girlfriend and walk my dog. I'm slightly shy, but he w... Continue»
Posted by virginblood 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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The first time I saw you

I remember that day.
I was working for the college, finishing out the last years of my degree and picking up work at the gym. It was boring as all hell, checking the sign in sheet, orienting the new students, cleaning up after the students. It was a special type of hell, but hell, it payed. Not near enough, but it payed.

It was another boring afternoon, and i noticed you coming in for your workout. You had never been in before, but that isn't why i noticed you. you were attractive, but for a second i couldn't tell if you were a boy or a girl. Short, boy cut hair, originally brown, but col... Continue»
Posted by creasedmomo 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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take that cock daddy #2

So I'm licking the goo out of her snatch and she tells me she wants me to fuck her bisexual. Cousin. I said I will do it but you are fucking him too! She agreed we set a plan in motion to seduce the young man and she said fuck just tell him we want to fuck! As suspected he arrived. Promptly and came inside he was a tall 20 year old with longer brown hair and brown skin he came in and I met him at the door he jumped on my back and I piggy backed him into the bedroom and dropped him on. The bed. I grabbed his shoes and pulled them off sarah was unbuttoning. His pants. And I pulled them off he h... Continue»
Posted by jwmax420 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Lapdance

Black characters; dont like it dont read my shit & keep it moving...

Tasha had her learners permit for 2 months now, and her parents couldnt keep her from behind the wheel for practice. Every chance she was in a car she begged to drive. 'Come on practice makes perfect...' she begged. After a while Tasha felt her skills were good enough, and whatever she couldnt do she'd pick up along the way. Tasha decided to take her dad's car for a ride. She picked up her girlfriends Traci & Loni for a ride around town.

Traci said to stop by her boyfriend's house for a min, so Tasha did. Traci went up... Continue»
Posted by SweetLipz 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The first time ( a meeting )

This is a true - ish story, but the names have been changed to protect the individuals.


His wife didn't understand him, she was too vanilla and he hated it. He wanted more passion, more excitement and he knew he was never going to get that at home. John had found something to keep himself, or his hands occupied too. I'm not sure, maybe he wanted to feel more wanted.
The sex site he had found had great video's on it, plenty of choice, and a world away from anything he had ever experienced ever.
John and Sara had mutual friends and had started dating, and as one by one their friends go... Continue»
Posted by redhead123 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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suck that cock bitch

My x wife and I had been wanting to explore our sexual boundries after our encounter with her friend camille! I said I tell you what, since camille was here last week I will call wess and we can both fuck your pussy tonite you know what I want daddy? I said what baby? she said well you know you are his idol and he will do anything you ask him to rt?I said I guess she said I want you to fuck his mouth and then fuck his ass while he fucks me,I said put on ur school girl skirt and top and get ready for us! She said I'm gonna turn on the cameras in here yes I said do that I told her when he gets h... Continue»
Posted by jwmax420 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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SURPRISED VISITORS, THE HOT TUB, AND OUR SNOWY MO

I had rented a rustic cabin, up on snowy Mount Rainier, for this past weekend. Tatiana and I wanted to get away from neighbors, friends and f****y. And spend some quality time alone together, in a remote and intimate environment.

Saturday morning, while we were making love, we decided it would be fun and exciting, to continue our amorous efforts in the hot tub out side the cabin. Tatiana didn't need much convincing, she ran naked, out the door, across the deck, and jumped into the hot tub. I was right behind her. Tatiana is eleven years younger than me. Anyway, that's my excuse why she ... Continue»
Posted by RutgerIvanus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Army Boot Camp - BBW STYLE! [Re-post!]

Army Boot Camp - BBW STYLE!
Chapter 1


Back when I was in the army, I spent a few years as a boot camp instructor. It was always an interesting experience watching a group of completely disorganized, scared, and naive group of strangers turn into a cohesive, trained platoon of soldiers.

Cohesion and teamwork are key, and as a drill sergeant, I always emphasized that they would only get through the course together. If they chose to argue, bicker and work against each other, they wouldn't make it through, plain and simple.

Like I said, it was always an interesting experience. It was a... Continue»
Posted by blackwacker2 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Hi, I'm Mariel, read this and get to know me.

Monday morning 3rd February, it's 06:30, very dark outside and cold, but as usual I sit in a slightly modified room, and as I look to my left, the imagery that brightens my eyes, is my nude reflection, my breasts heavy and my nipples harden as my thoughts think about men, and my hand feverously click on the mouse as if in a mind of its own, knowing where the men are, and as I read their comments, I can't help but feel my warmth and wetness, as I relax and chat, knowing that with one click I will open their eyes and let them inside my room to see me, 'Do you want to fuck me', I ask, there is a ... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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wellness exam

Upon this door it read "Women's Health" and I knew I was soon taking the next step in my exam. This room also had an examination table in the middle of the room, but this time it also had stirrups attached and the backrest was sitting at about 60 degrees. At this stage only a female nurse was in the room, her back to me I could see her assembling and placing instruments on a metal tray. The orderly ordered me to take a seat on the side of the table. He soon left the room and a male doctor entered the room, also in O.R. scrubs. He asked if I could turn and lay on the table on my back, he then l... Continue»
Posted by georgeyuzuru 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Many moons ago

Nature's Delightful twins (and body)

Twin Breasts

This story goes back many sunrises and moon sets.

(60 years ago things were different then> but good!)

I was a young 'strapper' back then playing football, horse riding and playing cricket and loved to swim.
At the age of 15 mum took sick so dad arranged for me to go and stay with some good friends of his at a favourite beach side town.
The people weren't rich and lived in an old railway cottage ( right beside the tracks) yet still close for a quick walk down to a lovely white sandy beach.
Here the waves were high but gentle but ... Continue»
Posted by free2speakmymind 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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students nurse's gyno exam wife

About 2 years ago, when my wife, Colleen was 24, she went to the “all female clinic” to get her annual exam done. We have a regular f****y doctor, but since he is male,
she prefers to have her pap done by any one of the female nurses at clinic. She made her appointment as usual, not expecting anything to be different than before.
Usually she is in and out in less than 30 minutes, but not this time.

Colleen sat in the lobby waiting to be called, looking around, she noticed that there was nobody else in there. After waiting for about 3 minutes, and older female,
probably about 40, o... Continue»
Posted by georgeyuzuru 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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first time 3some

Despite losing her virginity at an early age cass never seemed to experience the magical sex that her friends would talk about , the earth shattering orgasms the sexual memories and she had put it down to just that her body wasnt designed for that type of sex , she evjoyed the sex she had , it was 'nice' and 'enjoyable' but she had already at 22 resigned herself to the fact she would not have the other magical sex .
cass's sex life and indeed outlook on life changed when at 22 she had an encounter with a mature gentleman who had a flat on the same floor as hers and despite that first night be... Continue»
Posted by cass35uk 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Three's not always a crowd

Miguel and René- Three's not always a crowd.

I didn't want to go to the pub with Miguel. It was about 2 weeks after Easter break and I wanted to write some letters to my parents to soften the hard feelings about going to Miguel's f****y's home for the holiday rather than to New York and tell them about my holiday.

"But it's Portugal in the finals" he crooned, coming close to stand between my legs where I sat at the dining table with my sketchbook and journal out. I was flipping through postcards and printed photos of Miguel's f****y and estate that I wanted to include in my letters. "Qu... Continue»
Posted by WonderWoman22 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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