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Waiting For A Chance With Mom

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Hi i am Karthi age 23 i am complete my B.Tech n job searching. Right now i got a problem so please tell me friends how can i solve this. I am living with mom because my dad doing job in another city. So me n mom are staying my home my dad visits every 2 weeks. My mom is very beautiful n 5.6’ height. I had one habit that is when my mom doing bath in bathroom then i am peeping through the ventilator to saw her nude body. I am doing this act in last 3 years. But one day, mom doing bath in bathroom and that time i am peeping… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 1 2,439 100%

Heavenly Mother

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It was a dark and stormy night. Rain was coming down in sheets and wind was sweeping it around furiously. Doors and windows were trembling against the onslaught of both air and water; as was Nitin because of the resulting cold. It was a dreadful night. The blanket over him was not thick enough to keep the cold from seeping in and the small electric heater next to his bed was too weak to keep anything warm. There was a certain comfort in the red glow coming from th… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 2,463 100%

skin to skin

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18 year old Ravi was in great thrill. His Mother, Malathi, who was working as a Nurse in Kuwait was coming on vacation that day, after 3 long years. He was ready in early morning itself to go to the airport to receive her. His Father, an Army man, was working in Kashmir. Ravi, the only Son of his parents, was staying with his Paternal Grandfather, a 75 year old man. Ravi was in his second year of college. Seeing Ravi's excitement his Grandfather commented, "Ravi, don't you even want to have breakfast?" Ravi said "I am so e… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 1,340 100%

Farming Bhavani

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I had an eye on my mother's body eversince I was 16 and the culprit is my own dad! We own a small farm in my village. I am Anand and I am 18 now. My mom Bhavani is a housewife and I help dad in handling farm activities. My dad got me out of school two years ago to look after the farm business. My mother was never a sexual object for me until two years ago, one day my dad took me to the cow shed. We have a nice bull and it was always a sort-after one by other farmers for impregnation of their cows. The bull was born to one… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 1 2,221 88%

THE MAN FROM GALAXY X

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"You lookin' for a little fun tonight?" The young black girl was leaning through the open passenger side window. She a bit older than the usually girls he picked up off the street but he was never shy about trying something different and found the girl pretty in her way. "I guess I must be," he responded. "You a cop?" she asked. "Do I look like one?" he answered. She shrugged her bare brown shoulders. "Who does nowadays." "I'm not. Are you?" "Do these look like the tits of a cop?" she asked and opened her shirt wide enough to quickly reveal modest sized breasts. She sli… Read more

Posted by slappywag64 3 years ago 2 1,605 100%

Mom Gives The Best Pleasure

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When I got back home, mom always got energized. She brought me food and used to tell me all the things that happened during the day, who called, and who she talked to on phone and things like that. I had never looked at my mom sexually. She was 40 years old, but she was skinny and had a shapely body. She didn’t have the biggest tits but they were proportionate to her height and body weight. Even though we are Indian and pretty conservative, mom had always been a rebel of sorts. She never did anything crazy but she didn’t mind le… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 2 10,991 92%

I Lost My Sister And Wife To My Old Friend

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Hi, this is Anand 32 year’s old married man. I am married and my wife Archana is 28 and she is a housewife. She is a beautiful lady. Where ever she goes, the guys around wont take the eyes away from her. I am very lucky to have her. Her size is 36-28-40. She has a nice and firm breast and round bubbly ass which swings while she walks and many persons around the street waits to watch the moment of her ass while she walks for the nearby market. She always wear Sari a… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 3,109 74%

Husbands plan

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My name is Mona Mohsin. I am a doctor but know i am a housewife. I have a 7 year old girl. My husband name is Mohsin. He is also a doctor and quite curious about his career. I maintained my figure quite well and was well satisfied with my husband. Our life was going quite good till this day. It was a planned incident with me. I will tell u in the end how i came to know about this plan. It all started like it was a usual evening and i was waiting for my husband to come. He came home and was looking quite depressed. I asked him w… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 2 2,546 100%

Girls night out

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Girls night out My wife, Sarah, had gone out clothes shopping with some friends and then they were all off on a hen night to see some male strippers. So, with her out of the way for a ‘Girls Night Out’, I’d asked a few mates round for a ‘Lads Evening In’. There were supposed to have been six of us – Ian Terry John Billy and Mike and myself. We had agreed that Ian should bring round the latest editions to his extensive collection of porn DVD’s and we would all chip in some booze. Unfortunately Terry and Mike had broken down on the way home from a football match, got pissed while waiting… Read more

Posted by whitewifeneedsbbc 3 years ago 4,595 80%

She Watched

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Rick ran on the treadmill trying to forget is problems, he continued to have flash backs of his failure as a man, a failure as a husband. Rick continued to ran as fast as he could as he looked down at the minutes knowing he was nowhere near braking any kind of record so he hit the stop button with his head down in defeat he was snapped back to reality by his wife, you can’t run away from being a sissy boy Rick, you might as well come down he is not leaving anytime soon. Rick wife Carla was a sexy Cuban woman fully equipped with the curves, like a grown woman should have. She stood there arms c… Read more

Posted by mrdexs 3 years ago 1,774 70%

The initiation of a Sex Slave Mommy

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I kneed meekly in front of my 18-year-old(**Edited**) son with hands behind my back in a submissive posture. I was visibly trembling with nervous anticipation. Ashok looked down at my scantily clad sexy body with both love and lust in his eyes. "Mom, you were a vision when you walked up to me, so graceful yet sinfully erotic, a sex goddess and a sluttish whore roll into one! I just love you in this outfit. I think from now on you're going to dress like this or in a sexy French maid uniform without the underwear, otherwise you… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 6 16,532 59%

Mom and I together, Forever

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I grew up in tirupati, my name is Ajay. Girls/Women of any age could get in touch with me on bavahemachandar@gmail.com My father was a mild mannered man who worked in a mill. He had one addiction, he drank heavily and many a night he would pass out and had to be helped to bed. He was good to my mother and I could see that she respected and loved him. But I sensed there was also sadness in her and at that time I could not understand why. I helped mother o… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 4 1,515 88%

How I Fucked My Mom In Shimla

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my mother and me and very importantly something that changed our lives completely. This happened about 6 months ago. To describe my mother she is 52 yrs old with a typical voluptuous Punjabi figure and her stats are 40D-30-38. My father passed away more than 25 years ago and since then it has been only mom and me. I am 34 yrs old divorced about 10 yrs back. I am sure mom had choices in her life to get settled but she did not take them to get settled again with someon… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 2 5,528 100%

Neighbors Daughter

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It was about three in the afternoon when my doorbell rang yesterday, I looked through the peephole, it was our neighbors daughter, I truly was in no mood for company so I left her outside, she rang again and again, AND again I finally came out and answered the door. “Hello Mr. Andrew, sorry for…” “What’s wrong Dia?” I asked angrily, my first day off in f-g weeks and here I am being disturbed. “I forgot my keys at home and I wanted to know if I could stay here until my mom gets home from work” “my wife is not home right now Dia, I can’t sit around looking after you” I answered, she norma… Read more

Posted by dlbiblkm 3 years ago 6 11,582 62%

Hot Experience With Newly Married Bhabhi

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my name is Aman, i am 23 years old and i live in Gurgaon, Delhi. I am a good looking guy, 6 ft. tall. This is my first story so sorry for the mistakes. Getting to the story now It was a hot afternoon in Delhi and i was at my bhabhi’s place as she had invited me for lunch. She was recently married and she had all the curves a woman could have. She was wearing an orange color kurti and black skinny fit leggings. She was looking very sexy and like a newly married woman her face was glowing. She had a fair complexion and her size… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 1 1,484 33%

The Tyrannosaurus R(ex) (Va)gina; our big bag of c

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The Tyrannosaurus R(ex) (Va)gina; our big bag of collective Canadian Rights. 1. 1. What is RECTUM? definition of RECTUM (Black's Law Dictionary) Definition of RECTUM: Lat Right; also a trial or accusation. Bract; Cowell. The etymology of words provides for hilarious interpretations of the truth. Lawyers are wordsmiths and one of the little con games they play on their hapless victims is to change the meaning of legal terms to twist the meaning of the intent of all their Acts (plays). For this reason I always defer to terms specifically from Black’s Law Dictionary, 6th Edition. This is t… Read more

Posted by townsendjimathotmale 3 years ago 1 769 75%

pathetic excuse for a man....

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I can’t believe all this has happened to me, or to us I should say. One day I’m climbing up the corporate ladder, riding the crest of the wave it seems, the next thing I know my life is a complete nightmare or worse. I didn’t imagine anything like this could happen-but it did. I need to write it down so maybe I can sort this thing out in my mind, if I can. It all started on my wife’s on coming birthday. Well, let me explain a little about Angelique, if I can. She’s simply a goddess, so beautiful and sexy, though a bit spoiled, at times she can act like a bitch, it’s true. And I thought I… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 1,607 100%

Watching Mom Get Deliciously Fucked

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I woke up with a start, my brain slowly coming into focus. I smiled as I realized it had only been a dream. But what a dream! In my dream, my mother and I were naked on her big bed, making love. I often fantasized about being in my beautiful mother's arms. She was awesome. She stood five feet seven inches and weighed in at one-hundred-and-f******n pounds. Her face was gorgeous. She had big brown eyes and a small nose. She had beautiful hair, thick and luxurious, extending down to her waist. Her ruby lips were full and her complexion was smooth and creamy. I had seen the rest of her body, t… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 5,958 100%

Made Love To My Neighbour Priya In The Rain

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Hi I am Arjun from Varanasi. I am working as an analyst in a MNC in Kerala. I have been working here for last 2 years but I have not learned Malayalam yet, just know a little bit of it. Life was not so good here then this day has arrived. It was a normal day for me, I went to buy some eatables from a nearby small shop and I asked the shopkeeper in Hindi to give me some stuff. I saw a beautiful lady standing there having a hard time to make him understand in English to buy something. I again shouted in Hindi “Please give me my st… Read more

Posted by bava12 3 years ago 1,530 100%

Craigslist Suprise

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I was looking on craigslist one day for some stuff I needed around my ranch. I notice the section titled "casual encounters" and thought I would check it out. Now I am country boy, about six foot seven tall, two hundred fifty pounds. I am told I look all cowboy. I have been married and divorced four times. Looking at the ads I could not believe what these ladies had posted. Then I came across one that caught my eye. It said: couple looking for sperm donor-no strings attached. I had done this for my second wife's s****r. Her husband could not get her pregnant, so me and three other guys… Read more

Posted by zimabean 3 years ago 7 2,330 97%