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My fantastic Secetary

I just watched a fuck suck seen with a secetary
http://xhamster.com/movies/6674256/german_tiny_milf_secretary.html#commentBox
And I don't know why I watch secetary porn videos they kinda tick me off and I'll tell you why.

I hired a hooker and had her come to my office never have I done that before although was really felt that I had to freaking relieve myself.

Did not believe that eating orsters was an a real aphrodisiac because I really cannot explain how freakijng horny I was getting just thinking about fucking some nimp. I got the sofa all ready by cleaning it somewhat and s
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Posted by thomassteven 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My secetary surpised me...

I just watched a fuck suck seen with a secetary
http://xhamster.com/movies/6674256/german_tiny_milf_secretary.html#commentBox
And I don't know why I watch secetary porn videos they kinda tick me off and I'll tell you why.

I hired a hooker and had her come to my office never have I done that before although was really felt that I had to freaking relieve myself.

Did not believe that eating orsters was an a real aphrodisiac because I really cannot explain how freakijng horny I was getting just thinking about fucking some nimp. I got the sofa all ready by cleaning it somewhat and s
... Continue»
Posted by thomassteven 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Borrowed pink panties anyone?

When I was about thirty five I had a job as a manager of a small office. It was the best job I ever had and would spend most of my time reading the newspaper or smoking out the back. When I did have to work it was just shuffling bits of paper about for a few hours then finish at four o'clock mostly. It was a bit boring at times but hey that's work for you. I got on with my boss as well Dave, I had the keys to the office and when he was out I was in charge.

Then one day Dave's step grand-daughter came to work at the office, just part time between college. Jane her name was, pretty and just ... Continue»
Posted by shy_sissy_slut_fiona 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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I had always wanted (part 2)

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Introduction:
I have always had my own set of ideas, preferences and morals, frequently not in accord with those of my peers, and attempt to follow them shamelessly.
< Sorry to have been so long in posting this part. I hope to not be so long with the next. >

If you haven't read the first chapter, I recommend that you do so.



Everything rolled long very well the next morning, even though we were an hour late getting there.

We were so elated and sexually fulfilled that it was remarkable that we could even walk, but we managed to be ready for open... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Fighting To Stay Frosty

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Fiction, Consensual Sex, First Time, Teen, Teen Male/Teen Female, v******e, Virginity

Introduction:
A teenager discovers that his ability to fight can bring about many of his desires to become a reality after he fights in the defense of those he holds dear and those who need it.

"Jason!! You got school in an hour, get out of bed NOW!!!"
Opening his eyes to the blinding light shining through his window blinds, Jason Frost groaned loudly as his hand fumbled to his nightstand, where his phone rest, and pulled it to his face as he checked the time. "Damn... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Sweet Revenge ( Chapter 6 )

The remainder of the week dragged by horribly. I even found that I wasn't exactly in the mood to do anything sexual either, though God only knows Cindy tried. I knew...as we both did that a lot of things were riding on this, including very possibly our marriage, though a lot had recently occurred that had cemented our love for one another even more so than it had been. Still...there were a lot of unknowns each of us had yet to face, the biggest of which was if we could comfortably go through with this thing with Silvia. It was after all a very bizarre way of ending things, and one in which I s... Continue»
Posted by agunna 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Amma Kelavanuku Vecha Kaama Virundhu - 1

Idhu oru unmai sanmbavam

Hi my name is Krishna yenoda Amma name Bhuvana iyer age 48 hiegt 5.5 bra size 36 working women
amma sema naatu katta Maaniram paka Bhuvaneshwari & Lakshmi menon(actress) pola
irupa (iyer kudumbam) athan highlite,

Seri kadhaiku varuvom,
Amma appa kita sex vechu rompa varudam aachhi amma kudumpa kuthu vilaku polave irupa ana aripu irukamala irugum avlum pen thaane, veliya kaatika maata
renduverum pesuvadhe illai seriyaga, amma koncham bold type , office povathu appaku pudikavillai amma appa pechai kekamal ponall , athanala renduverukum chinna sandai rompa na... Continue»
Posted by BhuvanaIyer 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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She brings her daughter

This story is purely from my mind

Enjoy

It had been a long day and i was more then ready for a cold beer and a bit of a chill out in front of the tele. Id been sexting my s****r in law all day and we'd gotten into quite a bit of detail about the whole issue of sex with f****y as in i****t and what and how it could be done.

One of her daughters had recently moved to the same town as us and with no husband and two young k**s she was not on many young guys radars as a potential girlfriend and as such had been talking to her mother about how horny she was and that at present she was gett... Continue»
Posted by cruiserjohn 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Sweet Revenge ( Chapter 4 )

On Monday I went to work and was feeling pretty damn good about the weekend when the telephone rang.

"Thomas Andrews" I said answering.

"Tom? Silvia." And suddenly I shivered like a cold had suddenly descended down upon me. And the worst part was, I had no one to blame except for myself. I should never have invited her to call me at work.

"Hi Silvia." I said, trying to maintain my composure and keep my voice in a professional business like tone at the same time.

"My...aren't we uptight in the morning." She began.

"Listen Silvia, I know I said you could call me at work if you wan... Continue»
Posted by agunna 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Massage or what?

A few months ago I took my wife to a massage parlor. We had been working very hard and needed to relax, that was the first step before our vacation. I had requested a room for the two of us and women to massage us. I remember grinning at that request, she said to me "why can't a man massage me?" "I'll request it if you want it" I remember saying but she said no and I let it go.

When we got to the room, two HOT and I do mean HOT looking body women were in the room waiting on us. I swear my dick started rising up. We undressed, they handed us underwears but we both declined, I wanted to be na... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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A weekend away with Jessica.

After our final matric exams. Jessica's parents as well as mine agreed for us to go away together for a weekend. We hadn't seen each other since before our final exams as we sat down, studied and gave it our all. We chatted over messages and planned and booked the weekend away to leave the Friday morning and returning the Monday. We finished our last exam the Thursday afternoon and we both were looking forward to seeing each other.
After my exam I went home and pack my bags. Once my steps****r and parents were home, we chatted and ate dinner and before I knew it, it was 9pm and I headed to sh... Continue»
Posted by canev8 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Sweet Revenge (Chapter 2)

We'd been there long enough for Frank to fix us all a drink when I saw that Shelly had ushered Cindy off into a corner somewhere. Like a s****r, she seemed to always know when something was bothering Cindy, and she would always seem to draw Cindy off to one side and ferret out from her whatever it was that was going on. I knew neither of them kept secrets from one another, though I doubted Shelly had nearly as many to share with Cindy as my wife did with her.

"How's business going for you Tom?" Frank asked me, trying to garner my attention away from the sudden disappearance of our wives. I ... Continue»
Posted by agunna 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Astrology & Dicks

With the astrological foreknowledge on sexual intercourse, lust and the body, the consensus was to focus on the following areas:

Sun Sign
Mars Sign
8th house

Aries:

Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side.
Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean cut dicks, but rather the kind of dick, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that th... Continue»
Posted by Sinderellla 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Reuniting with MY s****r

I hadn't seen my older half s****r in over ten years. In that time she got married, had a daughter then divorced.
I found my s****r through social media then promptly flew to visit her. she met me at the airport and we hugged for what seemed like eternity. On the long bus ride home i don't what it was but there was an instand connection and I got turned on a bit. I felt that she felt it too but i quickly dismissed the idea. My s****r and I are very open with one another and she told me how her boyfriend had broken up with her over a year ago and she hadn't had sex since. We finally got to her... Continue»
Posted by datewithsingle 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Great Rite - We need rain.

Great Rite

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2016

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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I had never expected to be King. One of my uncle’s sons should have inherited the throne but they were too young when Egbert died in battle. Aged 23, ... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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A weekend without my husband

My husband was away on business. He left early Friday morning and was due back on Wednesday morning leaving my daughter and I alone for the weekend. Friday night after a busy week I found myself early in bed after tugging my daughter in for the night. I fell asl**p rather early and had a good night's sl**p.
Saturday soon arrived and once up and dressed I bathed my daughter and got her dressed as it was one of her friends from crèche birthdays and I was to take her there to play for a while.
We left the house at 11h00 as the party was 11h30 for 12h00. On arriving at the friends house I met t... Continue»
Posted by lauren003 3 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Giving my ex a lift home

One Wednesday afternoon, a week before my preliminary exams, it was about 30 mins after school ended that I just finished a meeting with my Maths teacher and I was making my way to my car. As I walked past the bathrooms my Ex Girlfriend Cassi walked out. I greeted her and asked what she was still doing at school this late. She replied telling me that both her parents are tied up at work and can only fetch her after 5 30 that afternoon. Or she could walk home but that was about a 10 km walk.
I told her that really sucks and then offered her a lift home. She said that would be lovely if I didn'... Continue»
Posted by canev8 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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f****y affair

f****y affair

I was married to my husband for years before i finaly met bob .. my husbands farther .. he had devorsed his mother years ago and emigrated to australia with another woman .. and although hed seen pictures of me .. and id breifly said hello over the phone and skype .. we never quite made it over to except the invites for a free holiday hed send every other year .. so when he phoned my husband to announce he was returning to the uk for good .. we made a date to visit him at his new house he had bought for his return ..

I... Continue»
Posted by THErealLIFEwife 3 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My married neighbors lovely garden, ahem!

My neighbor with long flowing hair, nice full rack, about 5’ tall, does 30 minutes on the tread mill while watching TV, with the window open, and waves at me when I pass during my walk.

But when she leans over in front of me, when she is working her garden at the front. I wondered often if she would work me! Nothing like a full set staring you in the face, while you trying your damnest to talk to her.

SIR! My eyes are up here! Damn.

Plus the shorts show some serious cheek, when she is pulling weeds. We wont go there!
One day, when the husband was out with the k**s, she asked me bec... Continue»
Posted by slyfox666 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Virgin's s****r Again

Virgin's s****r Again

by oggbashan ©

Copyright oggbashan April 2005

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


This is a sequel to Virgin's s****r.

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My big s****r Lynn had been my first. After my abject failure with my then girlfriend Eve and Lynn's disastrous evening out, Lynn had straddled me and had taken my unwanted virginity.

I ... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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