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Just A Kiss.

First TimeHardcoreSex Humor

They had made a bet when they won, she'd get a kiss. He didn't think they would win. She did. So they made that bet. They didn't talk about what kind, so when they won, and he kissed her on the cheek, maybe he thought that was it. It wasn't. During the evening of celebration, she prepared to make her exit. She said good night, and put something in his hand, and whispered in his ear as she hugged him goodbye. "So I can claim my prize later," she said. She felt herself blushing so she left without looking back to see his reaction. She wasn't normally that forward. But she f… Read more

Posted by agunna just now 4,547 100%

flashing wife to ex b*****r in law

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In 2016 I caught my wife sexting with a guy she knew from years back, he was her exhusbands b*****r. He lived 5 hours away from us so I know they didn't hook up. And this is the story on how it started and how I hacked into accounts and got to have fun with it in the end. Some may say im crazy and other will say good job. I had fun and would donit again if need be. She had been taking sexy pics for weeks but wouldn't send them to me. I asked who was she sending them to and she said no one. I suspected it but had no proof. But I'd find things like her pussy soaking wet and her panties would… Read more

Posted by truckerstan just now 4 4,388 50%

The BIG BUTT Milf next door by DikDastradly https

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The BIG BUTT Milf next door Our story starts off with me gazing out of the passenger side window of a unsupported truck we would have to return the next day as we where the last of our stuff from our apartment on the other side of town with my big cousin driving and my big b*****r in the middle of us being tired from moving for days we pulled up again to these small 3 bedroom on floor apartments stacked on top of each other with stairs spacing the four units leading to the top where we stayed top right corner the same was on the opposite side of our complex also for units up… Read more

Posted by DikDastradly just now 1,709 50%

Another day in a hotel room

FetishHardcoreSex Humor

My younger slut Krystal and I exchanged a number of messages as we made plans to meet up again for some good sex. We planned it for a Saturday at a hotel once again as I was more than willing to spend some cash to fucked her. Plans where set and on this occasion on the Friday night while we messaged each other we agreed to not to do any anal sex but lots of pleasuring. As we messaged each other our chat got rather steamy and we eventually agreed that we both must come up with one or two sexual thing that we haven't done with each other yet. We said we'd think about it and then discuss it once… Read more

Posted by canev8 just now 1,187 100%

Peg.s first black guy

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After our cruise last May Peg has opened up and since that time she has had two more lovers with me watching and taking Pictures. After her second lover that was a slight disappointment because he couldn't control himself with me watching and lost his hard on several times and Peg finally had to blow him to get him to cum after riding his cock cowgirl style fingering her pussy so she could cum . We had talked about her having a black lover several times and she was agreeable if we found a way to contact a fairly well hung black guy. I had heard of the adult mags that had adds in the back… Read more

Posted by luckydog1985 2 months ago 3 3,452 86%

s****r in heat chapter 3

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It was late, and the minutes passed slowly. Midnight had been long ago, it seemed, and yet the night remained in that timeless hollow that are the wee morning hours. The lamp beside me was burning low and I flipped the page of my textbook, shifting ever so slightly. Against my chest, Monica stirred, and for a moment the words became gibberish and all I felt was her soft breast rolling against my skin, all I smelled was the vague fragrance of her shampoo. I watched her face as she blinked awake, her hand sliding over my waist and gripping my ass. She sniffled, and looked up at me. "Don't be… Read more

Posted by iamsuperman007 2 months ago 1 4,877 100%

Sylvia's mom part 5

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Everything was progressing very quickly between Sheila and me. They were, in fact, moving almost too quickly. Our sex life was fantastic. Sheila was a dream lover and she had done everything I had asked of her so far, yet I was still very apprehensive about how things would be once Sylvia returned and if we could get her to agree to our proposal of she and Sylvia sharing me as their lover. I really did not want to hurt Sylvia in any way, especially emotionally. She had already been through the trauma with the of discovery of the dark side of her father just as Sheila had in discovering the… Read more

Posted by iamsuperman007 2 months ago 1 3,764 100%

A Thrilling Night

FetishHardcoreSex Humor

It entered May month and the weather had really become slightly cold. It was a Saturday night after dinner when myself and my f****y were watching tv in the lounge. Mom and dad soon went to bed leaving Amy my steps****r and I in the lounge watching a movie. A passionate scene came on and I got rather horny while watching it. My steps****r then looked at me and said that looked rather good. She then switched the tv off and walked up to me and said let's rather watch the rest in my room where it's warmer. I agreed and we moved to her room and under the blankets. We both laid on our backs and as… Read more

Posted by canev8 2 months ago 2,063 100%


First TimeHardcoreSex Humor

I came back to Anambra last week, having spent the last 3 years of my life in Lagos. During my time in Lagos, I experienced a second sexual awakening that has definitely made me the person I am today. I have always been horny, and I was looking forward to my stay in Lagos as a chance to have some good no strings sex. I am a bit shy, and not really big on clubs and most of the time I went, I ended up chatting up girls who had boyfriends or not having the balls to seal the deal. I look back on those opportunities thinking wow, if only I had the self-confidence and general I don't give… Read more

Posted by agunna 2 months ago 1,235 80%


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In the morning on the 5th of July I was reading for my professional exam when my phone rang, I picked It up to see who was calling, it was Dogo, not a regular caller, I assumed there must be business, I answered and we exchanged pleasantries, he said there is a friend of his that would love to meet with me, that he wanted my approval first before giving out my contact details, why I asked? He said he used a picture of my dick as his display picture and indicated it belonged to his friend, he said the friend of his had not allowed him to rest since she saw the picture, I said he should go ahead… Read more

Posted by agunna 2 months ago 1 1,703 40%

Doing an assignment with Caitlyn

HardcoreSex Humor

It was Wednesday morning and I arrived early in the morning by Caitlyn to work on a varsity assignment together. Letting me in she was dressed casually in tight yoga pants and a top. We greet with a firm hug hello and then went inside to the kitchen. Her mom and dad where there finishing there coffee as I greeted and shortly afterwards they left for work, leaving Caitlyn and myself alone in the house once again. Caitlyn first made us coffee and breakfast. After eating and while tidying the kitchen I noticed while Caitlyn was walking around that her yoga pants had created a sexy cameltoe. As… Read more

Posted by canev8 2 months ago 1 2,010 83%

My Mind At Work.

HardcoreSex Humor

I am twenty-nine years old now. Blond, tall, not fat but with soft curves, a small C-cup and with a combination of hips, legs and ass that seem to attract the men. For the last five years I've stripped and been paid well for the fantasies I have provided to both men and women. The money is too good not to dance. I've had more than my share of experiences and discovered that most men can satisfy my body and give me good orgasms. Still I felt there was more. Until recently, I had never really been in love; you know the mutual kind, where there is commitment. Five months ago, I met Gozie. He is… Read more

Posted by agunna 2 months ago 2,136 100%

Bachelor's Eve.

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Weddings are just so exhausting, I have been running helter skelter trying to finalise all the arrangements. Neither my phone nor myself have been able to catch a break all week, the preparations have been getting the better of me. My phone has started vibrating again, and this time around it’s the woman of my life calling. I won’t say I have been in love with her from the first moment we saw, but more like she has always been there waiting for me. It seemed like she knew we would eventually end up together, we met in a bus a few years ago. I was on my way for some deployment w… Read more

Posted by agunna 2 months ago 929 67%

Pasadena: TBBT fan-fic

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Pasadena – in the esteemed opinion of Amy Farrah Fowler – would never change. There would always be overcrowded suburban shopping malls lying in direct contrast to the neighboring silicon valley, overflowing with scientists and surfers who crowded the restaurants up and down the main drag of town, scheming to get closer to the waves or further inland to the safety of the suburbs. Amy knew the story. She’d been born here, and she’d seen any number of people crop up at her place of employ, secretaries that lasted a week before fleeing to the excitement of Hollywood or the bland safety of the… Read more

Posted by Alyena-morozov 2 months ago 1,066 100%

the domination effect

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As the boys leave for another science fuelled adventure Penny and Bernadette are left alone in Penny's apartment. "So penny is there anything you want to do?" Bernadette asked. Knowing full well her plans for the next week. Bernadette had never told anyone but she had had a large crush on penny ever since she had met her. Penny's long hair, big breasts and perky bum just did it for her. Bernadette had taken with her two large ball gags, a dildo, a collar, a leed, a vibrator, a strap-on, hand cuffs, scarfs, duct tape, rope, a whip, a horse whip and nipple clamps to use on Penny, plus a few c… Read more

Posted by Alyena-morozov 2 months ago 993 50%

The Best Sex Ever.

First TimeHardcoreSex Humor

I was in Onitsha and couldn't make it to a party organised by my club members in Awka,my friends didn't allow me sl**p,they were calling and teasing me until I switched off my phone.....I woke up to find a video on my friend's Facebook page,it was the party,my friend was digging the dance flow with this crazy hot babe,pretty,tall with a small boobs and got this wicked waist. I put a call through to my friend and the dude broke my heart by telling me the girl just left his house after four rounds of sex,he told me how the girl was appreciating his long dick and cursing her boy friend for not… Read more

Posted by agunna 2 months ago 855 75%

Seeing Krystal again

AnalHardcoreSex Humor

It was midday on Sunday while relaxing with my f****y when I received a message from Krystal saying, "Hey Cane, how are you? Who was the pretty blonde girl you were with on Friday? Are we still going to see each other on Tuesday?" I replied, " Hey babe, I'm good thanks and you? That was Cassi my ex, we met up for the day. Yes I'm still keen to see you on Tuesday if you willing still? " She replied. "I'm good thanks babe. Oh ok was just wondering if you now have a girlfriend and if we would still see each other, I'm definitely keen to spend the day with you again baby as I really love how you… Read more

Posted by canev8 2 months ago 2 3,611 100%

Cassi and I

HardcoreSex Humor

It was a Thursday night and still being single and a bit lonely, not getting as much sex as I was use to having a girlfriend, I decided to message Cassi to see if she would be keen to meet up for the day. She was indeed keep and as we chatted she said she would meet by my house just after 9 tomorrow morning. She seemed rather excited and we continued messaging each other for a while before saying goodnight. I almost immediately fell asl**p after my last message to Cassi.  Waking up Friday morning, I got up and went to the kitchen. My steps****r was first to leave and a few mins after her bo… Read more

Posted by canev8 2 months ago 2,919 90%

f***eful Sex.

First TimeHardcoreSex Humor

It was pretty late at night my boyfriend Okey and I were at my house watching a movie. we were watching TITANIC. i was pretty scared of the movie (well not really scared, but i was really nervous every time i watched it), so Okey held me and kissed my head whenever he thought the scene was too sad. The movie was done and he looked at me and said I want to fuck." It was so straight forward at first I didn't know what he said. "I want to fuck" he repeated. he started kissing me with his tongue. but I stopped him. "Okey no. I'm not ready and I don't want to give it all up to you". I pulled… Read more

Posted by agunna 2 months ago 3,266 86%

Slow Beat

MasturbationFirst TimeSex Humor

I had been in a long distance relationship with a girl when I was 18. Now, for anominity sake we'll call her Beth, who at the time was 19. I had made enough money working at KMart over the last year to fly her all the way across the country for the holiday season. From the moment we got in car headed home from the airport the air was sexually charged. This was a long time coming. My first girlfriend was finally in arms. One night stands out in particular though. Beth and I had the apartment to ourselves while my father was at work that day. All day she teased me not so subtly. Squeezing my as… Read more

Posted by Fuck_0ff1 2 months ago 1,536 80%