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Sunday Morning Sex.

The notion gradually dawns on me as I awoke and sense the sun outside, the curtains swaying in the breeze. I remember the previous night and smile. It was a nice party and even nicer to get back to our house. The wine had made me sl**py and the long day had taken its toll. I turned in the bed to find my wife, but she weren't there. Then I realised the steady drum of the shower coming from the bathroom. She was already up. I threw the covers back and rose, heading for the downstairs bathroom. By the time I had downed a glass of orange juice and made coffee, she was done. The water had stopped ... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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My Sex Doll.

I met with Ezinne on Thursday morning after her husband Chike has gone to work. We both took permission of our working place citing ill health. I told her to wait for me at her home and dress like a slut. She did as I told her, heavy makeup; tight white shirt with a slutty black push up bra underneath it; tiny pleated black skirt; lace panties; knee high socks and heels. She stood, back against the wall and waiting for me to come and inspect her. Her arms are loosely at her sides and her gaze is lowered respectfully to the floor. Her heart pounds in her ears in eager anticipation of my arrival... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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A Little Payback

We had a afternoon free where our daughter was with my husbands parents. It wasn't long till my husband and I were naked in the room and I had got out two of his ties to tie him up. I tied his hands to the headboard and then sat on his chest and asked are you ready for some payback after the last time that you tied me up and punish my bum? Yes I am he replied and I said good as I slapped him once on each of his cheeks. I then moved to kneel over his head and started rubbing my pussy up and down as he watched on. I could feel my pussy was soaking wet as I rubbed myself. I started moaning as I b... Continue»
Posted by lauren003 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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A Call From Ezinne.

On Thursday afternoon while at work, I received a beep from Ezinne, my friend Chike's wife. I then called her and she told me that she has been thinking about me all through the week after our sexcapade on Sunday. She asked whether I'll be chanced over the weekend, I told her to give me a few minutes, I dropped and called my wife asking her if we had any prior engagements during the weekend, she told me no and asked if there's any problem. I told her no that I'll like to take the car down to the mechanic for repairs. She said ok. I dropped and called Ezinne and told her that I'll be free on Sa... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Should I Say I Love You First? 10 Reasons You Shou

I have never said "I love you" first. While I believe that women can and should ask men out, request to be exclusive, and even propose wedded bliss, somehow the archaic "wait for him to make a move" mindset has seeped into my subconscious. Or... maybe I'm just chicken. (Probably the latter.) I'm not sure if I've ever even wondered, "Should I say I love you first?" because like the best-when-fried poultry item that I am akin to, there's just no way I would take the plunge first.

Plunge? That sounds awful. (FWIW, I am in therapy to deal with my fears around intimacy.) Saying "I love you" is n... Continue»
Posted by Kristen_Young 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Petite Problems

All of my blog entries and stories are based on real events. Names, dates and locations have been changed for privacy.

I hadn't done any e****t work for a while and I was having a bit of dry spell. I had just joined Facebook. I was slow on the uptake as far as social media is concerned. Why would I want people to know what I had for breakfast?

It wasn't long after setting up my profile I started getting requests from old friends and f****y. On request stood out because the message attached said "I used to fancy the pants off you at school". I was a bit of an oddball at school, athleti... Continue»
Posted by Raiude 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Hot Sex With My Wife.

My wife and I started out wrestling around one day and I decided I was going to tie her to the bed with a rope. It turned her on brighter than a 100 watt light bulb. I told her that am going to have to try some rough stuff with her during our love making. She just smiled. I started out romantic, so nice and slow. I removed her clothes a little at a time as she removed mine. It was great, then it took a different turn when I said "sit down bitch." Her eye's got so big and she couldn't believe her ear's. She thought I was serious at first until she saw my smile. I tied her hand's behind her back... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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For Sasha; Schoolgirl Spanking

Once again this is based on actual events. Names, dates and locations have been changed for privacy.

I was asked to try and do some interesting and weird things when I was an e****t. Sometimes it was a case of something the client really liked but their partners either didn’t or didn’t have a clue they had any kind of kink or fetish at all. To be honest I had to Google some of them.

One afternoon I got a call from one of Mary’s friends and we arranged to meet. I usually did this first to make sure they knew what they were getting into and if they liked me. There’s only one thing worse ... Continue»
Posted by Raiude 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Pretending to be hypnotized

We have a little situation here that is so funny, but things soon change. I want to try to explain some things that have been going on and you may get a good laugh our of it, but it's getting to where it's no laughing matter now.

We have a16 year old nephew that has been practicing hypnosis for a few months now and he has not been doing very well with it. He sometimes uses my wife, Rena, as his practice subject and it has never worked and she is feeling sorry for him. A couple weeks ago, I told her to just pretend that she was hypnotized for him and make him feel good about all his efforts. A... Continue»
Posted by Chip36rh 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Pretending to be hypnotized

We have a little situation here that is so funny, but things soon change. I want to try to explain some things that have been going on and you may get a good laugh our of it, but it's getting to where it's no laughing matter now.

We have a16 year old nephew that has been practicing hypnosis for a few months now and he has not been doing very well with it. He sometimes uses my wife, Rena, as his practice subject and it has never worked and she is feeling sorry for him. A couple weeks ago, I told her to just pretend that she was hypnotized for him and make him feel good about all his efforts. A... Continue»
Posted by Chip36rh 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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"Last stop?" "Bollocks!"

Prelude - This story is based on true event. Only the names have been changed for privacy reasons. (What you thought Raiudoe was real?)

Back when I was a male e****t I had a client called Mary. Her husband was a professional body builder and was either in the gym or away at some show. When Mary and her husband were together he was rough and she missed having sex instead of being fucked. Also he wouldn't go down on her or touch her arse.

After a few sessions Mary felt guilty and cut ties with me.

Six years later I met a really nice young girl on the train home from London. She was a ... Continue»
Posted by Raiude 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Just A Kiss.

They had made a bet when they won, she'd get a kiss. He didn't think they would win. She did. So they made that bet.

They didn't talk about what kind, so when they won, and he kissed her on the cheek, maybe he thought that was it.

It wasn't.

During the evening of celebration, she prepared to make her exit.

She said good night, and put something in his hand, and whispered in his ear as she hugged him goodbye.

"So I can claim my prize later," she said.

She felt herself blushing so she left without looking back to see his reaction. She wasn't normally that forward. But she f... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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flashing wife to ex b*****r in law

In 2016 I caught my wife sexting with a guy she knew from years back, he was her exhusbands b*****r. He lived 5 hours away from us so I know they didn't hook up. And this is the story on how it started and how I hacked into accounts and got to have fun with it in the end. Some may say im crazy and other will say good job. I had fun and would donit again if need be.

She had been taking sexy pics for weeks but wouldn't send them to me. I asked who was she sending them to and she said no one. I suspected it but had no proof. But I'd find things like her pussy soaking wet and her panties would ... Continue»
Posted by truckerstan 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The BIG BUTT Milf next door by DikDastradly https

The BIG BUTT Milf next door

Our story starts off with me gazing out of the passenger side window of a unsupported truck we would have to return the next day as we where the last of our stuff from our apartment on the other side of town with my big cousin driving and my big b*****r in the middle of us being tired from moving for days we pulled up again to these small 3 bedroom on floor apartments stacked on top of each other with stairs spacing the four units leading to the top where we stayed top right corner the same was on the opposite side of our complex also for units up ... Continue»
Posted by DikDastradly 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Another day in a hotel room

My younger slut Krystal and I exchanged a number of messages as we made plans to meet up again for some good sex. We planned it for a Saturday at a hotel once again as I was more than willing to spend some cash to fucked her. Plans where set and on this occasion on the Friday night while we messaged each other we agreed to not to do any anal sex but lots of pleasuring. As we messaged each other our chat got rather steamy and we eventually agreed that we both must come up with one or two sexual thing that we haven't done with each other yet. We said we'd think about it and then discuss it once ... Continue»
Posted by canev8 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Peg.s first black guy

After our cruise last May Peg has opened up and since that time she has had two more lovers with me watching and taking Pictures.
After her second lover that was a slight disappointment because he couldn't control himself with me watching and lost his hard on several times and Peg finally had to blow him to get him to cum after riding his cock cowgirl style fingering her pussy so she could cum .

We had talked about her having a black lover several times and she was agreeable if we found a way to contact a fairly well hung black guy.
I had heard of the adult mags that had adds in the back ... Continue»
Posted by luckydog1985 1 month ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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s****r in heat chapter 3

It was late, and the minutes passed slowly. Midnight had been long ago, it seemed, and yet the night remained in that timeless hollow that are the wee morning hours. The lamp beside me was burning low and I flipped the page of my textbook, shifting ever so slightly. Against my chest, Monica stirred, and for a moment the words became gibberish and all I felt was her soft breast rolling against my skin, all I smelled was the vague fragrance of her shampoo.

I watched her face as she blinked awake, her hand sliding over my waist and gripping my ass. She sniffled, and looked up at me. "Don't be... Continue»
Posted by iamsuperman007 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Sylvia's mom part 5

Everything was progressing very quickly between Sheila and me. They were, in fact, moving almost too quickly. Our sex life was fantastic. Sheila was a dream lover and she had done everything I had asked of her so far, yet I was still very apprehensive about how things would be once Sylvia returned and if we could get her to agree to our proposal of she and Sylvia sharing me as their lover.

I really did not want to hurt Sylvia in any way, especially emotionally. She had already been through the trauma with the of discovery of the dark side of her father just as Sheila had in discovering the ... Continue»
Posted by iamsuperman007 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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A Thrilling Night

It entered May month and the weather had really become slightly cold. It was a Saturday night after dinner when myself and my f****y were watching tv in the lounge. Mom and dad soon went to bed leaving Amy my steps****r and I in the lounge watching a movie. A passionate scene came on and I got rather horny while watching it. My steps****r then looked at me and said that looked rather good. She then switched the tv off and walked up to me and said let's rather watch the rest in my room where it's warmer. I agreed and we moved to her room and under the blankets. We both laid on our backs and as ... Continue»
Posted by canev8 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Conquests.

I came back to Anambra last week, having spent the last 3 years of my life in Lagos. During my time in Lagos, I experienced a second sexual awakening that has definitely made me the person I am today.

I have always been horny, and I was looking forward to my stay in Lagos as a chance to have some good no strings sex. I am a bit shy, and not really big on clubs and most of the time I went, I ended up chatting up girls who had boyfriends or not having the balls to seal the deal. I look back on those opportunities thinking wow, if only I had the self-confidence and general I don't give ... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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