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Baby maker 4

I stepped into the office and closed the door behind me, Mrs Preston had called me in to discuss something important, and so i stood in front of her desk waiting for her to begin.
"Steve" she said looking up at me "I'm going to get right to it, in the last few weeks you've been caught twice on the security cameras screwing other members of staff"
I stood looking very shocked, mainly because I wasn't aware there was security cameras in the offices, and that my boss now knew what I had been doing.
"Now i'm a little annoyed you think fucking married members of staff is more important than your... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 18 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Carols Adventure 5

It was Sunday morning at around 11 am that Carol left Rose's house after spending the night there making lesbian love with Rose from yesterday evening until around midnight. Carol had turned up on Rose's doorstep upset and confused and with the love, kindness and understanding of Rose. Carol had being given some good advice as well as good talking to. So this morning she was going to start rebuilding friendships that she had neglected for too long.

Carol went along the road and then turned. A few minutes later she was standing at the garden gate of the Henderson's sisters house and pluckin... Continue»
Posted by Bonanzabay 21 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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O COTA TOMOU O COMPRIMIDO AZUL

Sou proprietária de uma Sex shop e vendo muitos comprimidos potenciadores sexuais. Naquela manhã tinha recebido uns Cialis e uns Vigour azuis que eram muito bons, Passado algumas horas recebi um telefonema de um homem que queria saber se podia passar por lá porque queria comprar umas coisas. Dei-lhe a morada e passado uma hora ele apareceu.
Era um cinquentão com ar de trolha, que me olhou com ar de comilão. - Gostava de saber o que tens aí para ter mais tesão e foder durante mais tempo. - declarou - Tenho Cialis e Vigou azul. - Redargui, exibindo os frascos. - levo os dois. Registei os frasco ... Continue»
Posted by sugadorajulia 21 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Mature  |  
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Licking My Frustrations ... by Bigsoftee 34609

There are times that I am frustrated by becoming a senior. And the most obvious affect is the matter of sex. Since my wife went thru menopause (almost 10 years ago), she no longer has any desires for any sex. Snuggling, kissing and hugging are still okay with her but not the actual consummation of sex. So, I often find myself either going out to get a massage and hope for a “Happy Ending” or watch a porn movie on the TV and jerk off. Well, that is until I met a friend in the similar situation.

As a DJ/KJ and website designer, I find myself in contact with a lot of different types of men and... Continue»
Posted by Bigsoftee34609 21 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Carols Adventure 2

Linda Campbell was getting ready for a bath after a long days work at the supermarket stacking shelves and serving customers. She dropped her uniform and other clothes onto the bedroom floor and pulled on her dressing gown and went across the hallway to the bathroom and turned on the taps. Water both hot and cold mixed and filled the bath.

Downstairs her mother, Carol, was cooking dinner. The TV was on and talking to no one in particular in the living room and the clock on the wall was telling the time at a little after 8 PM. On a Tuesday. Neighbours up and down the street were doing the s... Continue»
Posted by Bonanzabay 21 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Carols Adventure 3

It was on a Tuesday afternoon that Carol had made one of her secret plans for having the house completely to herself. She was now just waiting for her special guest to arrive. She had nervous butterflies in her stomach and her head was spinning with, what if's, maybe's and should she's, Carol was in a very personal turmoil. The more she thought about it, the more uncertain and confused she became about it. Then the door bell rang.

Carol answered the door and there he was standing there with a tool box and a big grin all over his handsome young face.
'Service Madam?' He said 'I believe you... Continue»
Posted by Bonanzabay 21 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Carols Adventure 4

Saturday afternoon and Linda and Billy were upstairs in bed together having quiet moment between their love making. Downstairs Carol Campbell her mother slipped on her coat and walked down the street and arrived at an old friend and neighbours house. She went in the gate and up to the house, pressed the doorbell and waited.

A few moments later the door was opened by Rose.
'Surprise!' Said Carol.
'Carol dear it is a surprise, how are you dear?' Rose asked Carol.
'Oh you know! Up and down' Carol said and then a tear ran down one cheek of her face and she lowered her head as she burst in... Continue»
Posted by Bonanzabay 21 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Carols Adventures

They say that every story that you ever hear or read about at one time or another actually happened. With that in mind it is well worth remembering that sometimes the story gets told so many times that the original story gets lost in the many telling and re-telling's. However always there is a core of truth at the centre of it all...

So it was a Saturday afternoon about 3 o'clock when Carol went quietly up the stairs and listened to the sounds of sex coming from her daughter's Linda's bedroom and when she carefully reach the door peeked inside to see what was happening on the bed. There wa... Continue»
Posted by Bonanzabay 21 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Der Lottogewinn

Der Lottogewinn

Marina hat schon so einiges in ihrem Leben erlebt. Sie hat als Callcenteragent gearbeitet, war Dessousverkäuferin, Sekretärin.. aber all das hat ihr Leben nicht wirklich erfüllt. Jetzt, mit 39 Jahren meint es das Glück aber mal so richtig gut mit ihr! In einer Klassenlotterie hat sie 5 Millionen Euro gewonnen! Man stelle sich vor… das ist eine 5 mit 6 Nullen dahinter vor dem Komma! Selbst bei 2% Verzinsung ergibt das, nach Steuern, immerhin noch etwa 60.000 Euro. Pro Jahr! Mehr, als sie jemals verdient hat bisher. Und dann ist das Geld ja immer noch da!!

Sicher, wenn man so v... Continue»
Posted by smgb 23 days ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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Der Tag, an dem ich ein neues Glück fand

Der Tag, an dem ich ein neues Glück fand

Da muss ich also mit 62 Lenzen auf dem Buckel erfahren, dass Alter nicht vor Geilheit und Glück zugleich schützt! Wie vor 5 Jahren meine Frau das irdische Zu Hause verlassen musste, brach für mich alles zusammen. Wochenlang, nein, Monatelang hab ich nicht mal einen Fuß vor die Tür gesetzt, mit Ausnahme meines Weges zur Arbeit. Aber damit ist seit 1 Jahr nun auch Schluss. Jetzt bin ich also ein „Rentier“ mit unsagbar viel Zeit! Und so langsam wächst in mir der Gedanke, dass es das doch wohl noch nicht gewesen sein kann! Klar, 62 Jahre… da ist in Sachen ... Continue»
Posted by smgb 24 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, First Time  |  
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Un amour qui commence

Elle le voyait souvent rentrer chez lui quand elle regardait par la fenêtre de sa chambre. Elle voyait aussi rentrer son épouse. Quel âge pouvait-il avoir ? L’année précédente, elle s’était aperçue qu’il ne s’habillait plus que de couleur sombre et elle en avait déduit que son épouse était morte.
Elle était timide et elle s’ennuyait chez elle et elle pensait souvent qu’elle détestait les gens, que personne ne méritait son attention. Ses parents vivaient côte à côte et elle ne se souvenait pas de les avoir entendus avoir eu entre eux une vraie conversation. Elle avait vu sa mère se masturber et... Continue»
Posted by helene2012 24 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Quiet Date with in October

It's October in Mississippi, it's raining today, lightning on the forecast, and an endless sea of grey clouds overhead, making the day feel dark and gloomy. They had rumors of an adult party happening in the area, not that it would be easy for me to get there, but I did so. A few trailer's have been parked all over the area leaving wide births of open area in the tall grassy fields. People setting up bonfires that glowed like eyes in the dark gloom. With a relative area to park vehicles I parked the car there. I wasn't sure what to make of it, there was no real written invitations, nor did the... Continue»
Posted by QuietSoul 25 days ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Fetish  |  
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Desperate times Desperate measures-cuck oriented

We were so at peace when we first married, I was working in the mortgage industry making a 6 figure income when I met the love of my life, Sharyn. I was mesmerized by her from head to toe. She is about 5 feet 5 inches and she is an ex-dancer from New York and did some Broadway. She is built very solid and curvy with a natural 38dd bustle and about a 42 inch butt packed around a waistline, she probably wears an 8-12 in a dress depending on the maker. She resembles Christina Hendricks a little bit and since I was a Mad Man fan and Hendricks especially, well it was easy to fall in love.

Soon the... Continue»
Posted by bbwaddiction 25 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Voyeur, Sex Humor  |  
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Baby maker 3

We went to the bar around the corner from the office to celebrate Karen and Alice getting pregnant, and as most of the staff hung around them asking all kinds of baby related questions, I sat trying not to laugh every time the fathers were mentioned.
Then Hailey, a chubby blonde young woman who worked for Alice sat down next to me and with a smile she whispered "I know what you did?"
"Pardon?" I replied
"I know you got Alice pregnant" she whispered
"What?" I exclaimed trying to sound innocent.
"I heard you in her office, you thought no one was nearby, but I was in the stationary cupboard ... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 25 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Vagina - Penis dialogue

“Hello Pussy”
“Hello little penis”
“Hey no need...”
“Don’t take it personal, I like you small or big... but I don’t see you, do you see me?”
“No, I am still tied up in underwear and pants, tight, no room to stretch... can’t see, but I smell you... I like your smell”
“Same here, covered up, but it’s the black sexy cover up, you know the type that rides in the ass crack. When ever she wears something like this, there is a chance for action.”
“Same here, I also have a string riding up my ass... How are the two s****rs?”
“Oh, they are happy, they are free, and according to them they can see... Continue»
Posted by jchredhot 28 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A Weekend With Sandy, Milf Adventures 1-2

Volume 1 story 2

Sandy and I decided on a romantic weekend in the country, We stayed at her late grandmothers house for the weekend, which was quite literally over the river and through the woods. It looked like a haunted house to me. We walked through the threshold and a chill went down my spine, I almost left right then. But I decided that I was just being silly. "This house has been in my f****y since 1859, but my grandmother was the last person to live here and she died 6 years ago" Sandy said. "I love these old houses, Ive been wanting to bring you here for a while"She told me, "Its a... Continue»
Posted by valhan21st 28 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Helping My Neighbor Sandy, Milf Adventures 1-1

My neighbor Sandy is a single, 43 year old, dirty blonde hair dresser, with a wide jiggly ass, 34C's, and the sexiest tanlines I've ever seen.

I live in Baltimore and I play a hell of a lot Bocce, that's where I first noticed Miss Sandy DePalma. I watched her perfect fat jiggling ass move down Stiles Street; now if God made all men and Sam Colt made them equal, then its Kevin Plank who made all women asses perfect. I don't know why cougars always sport under armor stretch pants, but I'm damn glad they do. As chance would have it, we were neighbors.

One beautiful July day she's cutting h... Continue»
Posted by valhan21st 28 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Heartbeat



The second time I sucked another man’s cock was sensational!

My first time, about a year previous, was enjoyable (See my earlier post: Would You Suck This), but come the second time around I’d lost a few of my inhibitions and I couldn’t wait for it to happen. Like the first time I began by advertising on Craigslist and I had been doing so for quite some time, almost giving up all hope of finding a suitable partner when the right guy suddenly got in touch. He sounded perfect and had a terrific looking cock! (See for yourself in my photo galleries.) I promptly responded and we were quick... Continue»
Posted by Trevisimo 29 days ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Aventuras no estrangeiro

Há uns anos atrás, vivi 4 meses na Alemanha. Mas a história não envolve nenhuma Alemã (com pena minha) mas sim uma norte americana. Chamemos lhe K. K era uma mulher loura com cabelo curto mas bom para agarrar, peitos pequenos mas firmes e, mais importante ainda, uma maluca entre 4 paredes. Curiosamente, a primeira vez que a conheci estava um bocado (muito) embriagado, mas ainda sabia o que estava a fazer, numa festa com um pessoal que se encontrava na mesma situação que eu (erasmus). Eis que ela vem ter comigo (coisa rara para uma mulher ir ter com um homem) e começamos a falar. a conversa não... Continue»
Posted by blueyespt 29 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Monday Evening.

During closing time in the site on Monday evening, I went towards my supervisor's car Alhaji Engineer Sule Galadima, Fatima's husband in order to get a lift home from him. When he saw me approaching, he rushed and met me half way apologising that he wouldn't be going home directly, that he'll be visiting a friend of his who lost his second wife in a ghastly motor accident the day before. I told him no problem and went to the main road to board a commercial motorcycle.

As I reached home, I called Fatima and told her to meet me in my flat, she gently declined saying that her husband will be ... Continue»
Posted by agunna 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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