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Hi, I'm Laurie

And I'm very proud to be taking over from my young friend Steph, who is sadly no longer with us. I was very humbled when her b*****rs Orrin and Jason offered me Steph's account. (I was equally humbled that their cocks were in my mouth and my cunt when they made the offer, but that's just the way I am.)

Basically, I like to be submissive to male authority, which all guys possess through their dicks. No, I am not talking about whips, chains, leather, or any of that kind of shit: Hey, if a man can't dominate me with the equipment God gave him, then how much of a man can he really be?
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Posted by Stevie_Notnicks 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Falling for the local librarian

I made the Librarian pregnant. My first time cumming inside of a woman.

Author's note: Most of my stories are about older women in my life. This time I am writing about a librarian. Before you go and say that it is a typical librarian, think again. This one just might fool you. As usual, sit back, crack open your favorite beverage, and enjoy yourself....

CHAPTER 1: Meeting Amanda

I had been downsized from a job of mine in a town called Columbus, Indiana, and it took awhile for me to get my first job offer....I received a job offer across the river in Kentucky. It is only a coup... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Maidensdoom Wyrm

Maidensdoom Wyrm

Copyright Oggbashan March 2014

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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Lads and Lassies, listen now to me
While I relate the tale so dire:
Maidensdoom Wyrm roaming free
Condemning some to eternal ire.

From earth the Wyrm doth come
Giving lust to any Adam’s s... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Fort Whore

Fort Whore

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Copyright Oggbashan December 2010
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

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Fort Vauxrein was the worst Foreign Legion posting in Algeria. It was originally built to protect an isolated water hole on a significant camel-tra... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Danger! Naked Woman Part 02

Danger! Naked Woman Part 02

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


Story so far:

Paul, driving a back road on Romney Marsh at night, found a crashed Porsche with Julia in the driver’s seat naked, d***k and barely conscious. He rescued her, looked after her overnight, an... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Danger! Naked Woman Part 01

Danger! Naked Woman – Part 1

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


It was dark and raining, the light rain that doesn’t seem much but soaks through everything in minutes. I was driving carefully along a side road on Romney Marsh watching carefully for the sudden right han... Continue»
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Brigit Part 01 - I meet the Goddess Brigit

Brigit Part 01

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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BRIGIT

I was driving to my cold lonely house on a February night. My windscreen wipers were working ... Continue»
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Brigit Part 02 - Brigit sends a woman

Brigit Part 02

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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BRIGIT TOO

Introduction to Part Two.

I had met Brigit the goddess. She had used me subtly to c... Continue»
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Brigit Part 03 - Brigit's Babies

Brigit Part 03 - Brigit's Babies

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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Brigit’s Babies.

Part One is ‘Brigit’; Part Two is ‘Brigit Too’.

Introduction to Part Three.

I had met Brigit... Continue»
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Christmas Truce

Christmas Truce

By oggbashan©

Copyright Oggbashan November 2013; Minor edit April 2017

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

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I was sitting at my small easel, painting yet another watercolour of the Essex countryside. I produce several pictures a week, send them to my dealer in London, and make... Continue»
Posted by oggbashan 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Gulliver's Travels the expurgated parts.

The expurgated parts of Gulliver's Travels
by oggbashan ©

Copyright Oggbashan January 2004; Chapter 6 April 2009; Minor edit to produce as a continuous story April 2017.

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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Author's Preface

The printer of my travel stories has advised me that cert... Continue»
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long ago my first time heavy petting/fingering in

Sereavl years ago in my early twenties. it's my second date with this girl, we get coffee and walk to the near by park. Our first date we made out in my back seat after a movie date and she cut me off before I could get below the belt. She must have felt bad cus she gave me a few seconds of dick rubbing over my jeans before I dropped her off at home. Although she was in her early twenties she told me that she was still a virgin, a late blossomed young lady sexually repressed, and I could feel it too
Back at the park we laid down on the grass near some tennis courts and started making out. ... Continue»
Posted by dropsoflotion 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Whorehouse Chapel

Whorehouse Chapel

Copyright Oggbashan October 2015

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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It started several years ago when Tom, one of our older widowers, found that Maria, the professional lady he visited two or three times a month, was on holiday. It was early on a Sunday evening... Continue»
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My bf's huge best friend :)

Hi I'm Rebecca I'm 28, and from Dublin,Ireland.
I'm 5,6ft and 60kg. I'm Blonde and c cup boobies, and a nice bum.
To help with an insight on my story, I was wearing a summer skirt and blouse.
My blouse with 3 buttons at top always open lol.
For the record I've been with my partner 7 years and never ever ripped him off.

My partner (john) had his buddy (darren) over to watch the football, UFC and a few drinks.
I had been drinking prior to the football with john, so we were already on our way lol.
Johns friend is a real charmer and easy on d eye, I've always had a thing for him.

A re... Continue»
Posted by beckyboop 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Friends Wife and my pestle

Had my friend and his wife stay at the house the past three days. An old buddy since high school, his wife is pretty, petite no ass at all and small tits. I wasn't really checking her out but he bragged so much how fine she was I had to say it. Me and him went to the supermarket one morning, she stayed home resting. I've been hosting them, my neighbors since they got there. I spent the past thirty minutes looking for the pestle and I could not find it, I remember one of the neighbors wife was asking about it and I got somewhat angry but not saying anything. I simply don't like people taking my... Continue»
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Eva naked in the city - 1

Chapter 1 - Cap d'Agde, June 1980
My name is Eva and I'm going to talk a lot about my butt. Don't think that I am extremely hung up on this part of my body, it is men who are especially interested in it. My breasts are smaller in comparison, and I would have preferred a little bit more balanced between my buttocks and my breasts, because I am only a size 85 B. A friend once told me "You could play volleyball with Brazilian girls on the beach of Ipanema, it's your ass that everybody would be staring at. " It's kind of him. I know I have a nice ass... but I would have preferred it a little less... Continue»
Posted by mia-michael 8 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Cap'n Angie and the Return of the Booty


This is the last in the trilogy of the adventures of Cap'n Angie...
For the first part, if you haven't read it already, please check it out here: http://xhamster.com/stories/cap-039-n-angie-633514
And also feel free to check out the prequel here: http://xhamster.com/stories/cap-039-n-angie-and-a-fair-maiden-039-s-booty-637449

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Cap'n Angie and the Return of the Booty


Yar!!

So ye be back for more, ye pilchard-pickers?!

Fair d... Continue»
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Golem

Golem

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Copyright Oggbashan April 2005
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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When my wife Elaine left me I sank into deep despair. She had been the dominant partner in our marriage and I was her sexual slave. She had betrayed me with... Continue»
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His Bad Hair Day

His Bad Hair Day

by oggbashan ©

Copyright Oggbashan October 2002

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

Version 001 27 October 2002

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I saw her black hair glistening down her back across the crowded room. It swung in a gleaming mass over the bare skin of her shoulders and back. From where I was I couldn't see any part of her dress. S... Continue»
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Harold Saves Her Husband Part 01


Harold saves her husband (Part 1)

This is a sequel to the earlier story “Harold Plays The Hero”

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2006
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

This is the first part of the sequel. .


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Chapter ... Continue»
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