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Tony's PC problems

Tony has been asking me for the past two weeks to stop by and take a look at his PC, "That shit has got a virus, its running slow and shit I can't do nothing on it" he said to me yesterday "Aiight man, I'll stop by later tomorrow" "thanks man, I'll leave the key under the mat for you". Its not that I didn't want to help him but I've been very busy.

I honestly was very upset when I finally got to his apartment, one ticket and almost an accident. I was thinking so bad of going home. I opened the door, "wow, he changed the place" I thought, Tony is not a clean person but this place is spotles... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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the workout


She had been telling her husband for years how she had wanted to get in shape, but not lose her thickness, becuzz she knew how much he loved it. So she woke up in the morning one day feeling strong in her decision to start on losing at least 20. She would join him at the apartment gym. Putting her hair in a cute ponytail, she put on her Nikes that matches his shoes, and her cute outfit. She drank her shake and walked to the complex gym, thinking to herself that he will get her going over the next tray (3) months before she joined a gym. With him by her side, she'd be dedicated in losing the ... Continue»
Posted by tres_tray 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Steampunk Harlots - Chapter 1

Everyone expected a war between the old ways of magic and the new ways of the steam engine upon its invention. However, what people quickly learned is that a synthesis of the two did more than anyone realised. Instead of a steam engine that could merely power trains and factories, it was made to power airships and augment spells. There was a frenzy of development as every day brought a dozen new inventions. While there inevitably were those who fundamentally opposed one side or the other, most people welcomed the change and the improvements it brought. A war between the old and the new wa... Continue»
Posted by Red-Fire-Brand 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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My Stepsis Thong Fantasy

I walked into my step dad’s house shaking, and closed the door, quickly looking down at the lack of shoes and realizing no one was home. Without skipping a beat, I removed my shoes and rushed through the living room, up the creaking stairs, heading down the hall to my stepsis’s bedroom (let’s refer to her as Rachel).
As I entered the room and shut the door behind me, I glanced quickly towards the closet, to see the mountain of clean thongs and panties laying on the top of her shelf, along with a laundry basket on the floor. Swiftly examining the laundry basket, a black, lacy, dirty g-string f... Continue»
Posted by moonman1211 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Ashley and Juans Sexily embrace

It was 2:00 am in the morning and Ashley just got back from a night of clubbing.
She waltzed in through the front door like people do, there sat Juan with his pants to his knees, his limp burrito
grazing his knees.

" WHO ARE YOU!?" exclaimed Ashley.

" Are you Mrs. Smith ?" Juan quickly responded

" Not again ?" Ashley responded with a slightly disgusted face.

" Mrs. Smith, is my step mother this isn't the first time she tricked some Mexican into fucking her, thinking they would get a green card out of it "

" I'm sorry, i go home now" Responded Juan embarrassed and ashamed, bec... Continue»
Posted by ImBoardFrownyFace 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Part 2 – The Crone, The girls and the two b*****rs

The Crone is always the ruse, the black magic woman who attracts the young, pretty teens to help her with her ‘disability’ and her ‘plight.’ She is obese, appears ‘sickly’, ‘helpless’, ‘depressed’. The girls often have pity on her, with all her ‘homeless things’ weighing down her wheel chair. “Push me somewhere safe dearies, there are bad men always stealing my things.” The girls comply; bring her somewhere ‘safer,’ sometimes, to the ‘safe house’ where she pretends to be staying. A dilapidated shack away from main streets. When the girls help her, her magic makes no one else see, no witnesses.... Continue»
Posted by shimulzami 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Part 3 – Gagging Nicole lee.

The sound of the American teen screaming into tape faded away and was cut off by the bang of the torture chamber door. The elder was left in a daze, his mind wandering into territories of torture and pain about to happen, wondering vaguely how long that poor girl would last in such a room. He f***ed his mind to return to the preparation room, where the only sounds left were the mewing and sobbing coming from the small Taiwanese girl, and the heavy breathing of the fat Indian r****t, who was leering at the terrified c***d while massaging his erect cock. She dared not look at him, knowing in her... Continue»
Posted by shimulzami 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Not The Average Couple

Lacey quivers under the gentle pressure and heat that the four hands provided.

Her eyes rolled back, briefly remembering how the night came to this.


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"I'll trade you my two utilities for Reading Railroad." Jesse sat back, frantically examining the reaction he received from the woman sat across from him.

"Throw in the St. James place, to complete my monopoly and it's a deal. " Confident she would get what she wanted, Lacey inwardly chuckles when it takes less than a half of a second for Jesse to fork over the c... Continue»
Posted by FreelancePoet 7 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Taxi Drivers whore

This happened to me a while ago, thought I'd share.

It'd been a nightmare of a month so I'd gone clubbing and had a ball. Worn my best stuff, my loveliest undies, looked a million dollars! I'd gone into town and danced the night away with friends. All was well! At about 3 am, tired and happy I left and looked for my keys in my purse. Oh no! they'd gone! Still had the house keys but lost my car key!

It started to rain and I stood there in nothing more than a little black dress and a short jacket. Looking about the street was empty. None of my friends had cars either so it was going to be ... Continue»
Posted by petesex 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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ASIAN HIGH SCHOOL WIFE, part 3: Mexican Surprise

[[[This is part 3 of . . .probably a lot. The stories are inspired by Japanese idol Kanna Yume. You can see her galleries and videos on xhamster. Many of them are saved in my favorites. Here is one that I enjoyed tonight: http://xhamster.com/movies/7248000/celebrity_idol_immediately_cums_kana.html]]]

Something happened last Friday that showed me how little I knew about my new wife. I picked her up at school and took her home to change. On Friday's we would usually go to the mall because she had rarely gotten to go there in her first 18 years. I would buy her whatever she wanted but ... Continue»
Posted by goatfortuna 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Hitch-hiking 1993

Hitch-hiking 1993


How to flirt by e-mail? Through stories of past experiences, perhaps? What was your first experience with a fella? Where did you meet him? How did it come about? Was it a once off, or the beginning of something special? How did you feel?


Mine was in 1993, so I was quite young, as I hitch-hiked from Dublin to Cork. A man picked me up, in a nice big car. He was in his late forties with a bushy beard. He had a pleasant manner and we chatted about the usual things, including the weather. Somehow, the conversation came around to the taste of ... Continue»
Posted by corkjohn 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Soaking with a Mormon Gal in College

When I was a sophomore in college in Wisconsin I met a female sophomore named Ella who was raised Mormon. Ella attended Brigham Young University (BYU) and was visiting a friend for the weekend. Only recently did I learn (through reading sex blogs like this) that the sex act in which Ella and I engaged has a special name - "soaking." I did not know this term at the time, but I 'soaked' in 1996! Ella and I met at a fraternity party and I was genuinely interested in her upbringing, having never met a Mormon before.

Ella was pretty with brown hair and large breasts. She wasn't dressed all... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Simran shares her true Indian sex story!

Simran shares her true Indian sex story!
Simran shares her true Indian sex story!
Simran shares her true Indian sex story!
Simran shares her true Indian sex story!


my name is Simran(name changed) and I’m a college student sharing my true Indian sex story. This is first time I’m writing something, as I can’t stop myself from sharing this experience which I can’t share in real life. Let’s start with my character, I have done my b.tech in computer science from DU and was very conservative in outside wo... Continue»
Posted by sexyteja212 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A beautiful sight

I was still dating kylie at the time. And her parents had gone away on a business trip for a week. She didn't stay far away from school about a 10 minute walk. The Monday at school we discussed to bunk school the next and after my mom dropped me off in the morning I would walk up to her house and spend the day there. The next morning after getting dropped off, I walked to her house, kylie in her pj's still opened up for me.  Putting my school bag down and greeting her with a passionate kiss, we made our way to her parents bedroom. We were both very horny but didn't have condoms. So we first la... Continue»
Posted by canev8 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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stepdad's cock

On Saturday night my mom and stepdad went out for supper while I stayed at home doing a geography assignment as I was in matric. It was after 10 when I decided to call it a night and get into bed. Before falling asl**p I decided to play with myself, I rubbed up and down my pussy and clit, soon licking my middle finger making it wet, entering it in my pussy. I fingered myself and rub on my G spot, to make myself cum. I fell asl**p afterwards, but was woken up to my mom and stepdad laughing, obviously they had just got home and were a bit d***k.

Not long later I heard softish banging, and so... Continue»
Posted by lauren003 7 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Hands Free Anal Part 3

After writing the last installment I felt ashamed. I realized it wasn’t anything. What I was doing still involved touching the clitty. I’ll use clitty to be honest, since my clitty is very small. My clitty was getting squeezed between my legs if you recall. So it was still clitty masturbation I was talking about. It wasn’t the same experience as doing it without anal, certainly anal was a big part, but it wasn’t really all that different from usual wanking off. The clitty was still the star. What was going on in the asshole was cool, but the clitty was calling the shots. For example, what I di... Continue»
Posted by buggiebug10 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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A beach walk

It was December holidays and my bf at the time Kyle, came with us to spend a week at out holiday home in the Cape. Still studying and staying with my mom and stepdad, we had to stick to their rules, and had to sl**p in separate rooms. The first few days went by ok, but eventually we both started becoming rather horny. It was a Wednesday and we planned to go to the movies that night and see the latest slot movie, which was at 10pm, to have some fun, "rough hard sex" in the theater. Getting in and sitting down it was rather pack due to the holidays. So the plan failed. We watched the movie anywa... Continue»
Posted by lauren003 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Trap ---Beginning

The Trap ---Beginning
The Trap ---Beginning
The Trap ---Beginning

Hi Guys and Gals and Uncles and Aunties!!! This is Priyanka from Mumbai. I am a 25 years young lady. I am fair. 5’7” tall and 52 kg is my weight. 33-25-35 is my vital stats. Pretty much like Amy Jackson from movie “I”.



Without boring you all much let me tell you about this story. I was 21 then in January 2011. It was last year of mine in graduation. As per the society I was a very polite, gentle
... Continue»
Posted by sexyteja212 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fucking my Stalker, the worst sex ever - #5 Ashley

HEADS UP: IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET HOT AND BOTHERED BY THIS STORY, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT FOR YOU. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A LAUGH, WELCOME FRIEND!

It was a cool fall night, football season for the local school had started. Most of the games were boring because...

1. the local school was typically 5x bigger than the school they were playing

2. While winning is fun, you gotta lose to appreciate the wins. We always won so I would get bored at the games, knowing the results would be predictable

So, I went to the football games not to actually watch the game but to find the horny ... Continue»
Posted by DeafAjax 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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House sitting at Megan's

Back in school days I had a close friend megan. We were in the same grade both 18. Although being good friends I had a crush on her for a long time. It was easter, megan and her parents were going away and they asked me to look after their house.Thursday afternoon I rocked up by their house and they gave me the keys, as they set off on their trip.
They were a f****y of 5, megan's dad and mom her older b*****r, 2 year younger s****r and megan.

Me being 17 and at the peek of my horniness I went snooping around in the cupboards of the ladies. Starting off in megan's, she had a few sexy mini... Continue»
Posted by canev8 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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