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Harold Saves Her Husband Part 03 and Last

Harold Saves Her Husband Part Three


Copyright Oggbashan July 2014

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

Although apparently set in part of 19th Century India, the locations, incidents, customs and activities are in a fictional world that does not, and did not, exist. These stories are set in an imaginary world.

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Harold Saves Her Husband Part 01


Harold saves her husband (Part 1)

This is a sequel to the earlier story “Harold Plays The Hero”

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2006
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

This is the first part of the sequel. .


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Harold Plays The Hero

Copyright Oggbashan June 2001/July 2002 Minor revisions July 2015. The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

None of this story has any relevance to a historical India. It is a fiction based in a mythical country which is one character's imagination of what India might seem to be after consuming too much alcohol. The persons, acts and customs are those of a mythical plac
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I Was the Custodian

When I was in college, every winter break I would go to the temp agency and they would place you in all types of temporary jobs. Some were temporary construction where you'd only go in for a day. Some you have for weeks or the entire month break because they needed someone immediately and couldn't find a full time replacement.

Anyway, this one winter I was given a custodial job in an office park, basically emptying trash and doing minor cleanups in each office. It was great because I didn't start until 530ish and could finish by 930 or 10 and go out for the night and then sl**p in.

Gener... Continue»
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My Kryptonite

My Kryptonite




"Find your sex partner", does anyone actually buy that?


After spending some time at an “adult” website, containing the usual assortment of porn videos, pictures, and instant message chat features...I found myself once again questioning my impression of such a statement. I ask myself “self, you do realize the odds of actually meeting anyone from here, don’t you?”
So just like any other day, I log on, chat with a few female friends..share some pics and porn videos...then, in a single IM, my outlook changes. A woman I had met and ... Continue»
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Omorashi story about wetting my jeans female despe

During rush hour the LRT train is always packed to the brim, not as bad as it is in Japan where they have designated people to help cram you in, but it was close today! Cynthia ( Cyn for short ) & I were coming home from a girls afternoon downtown where we had manicures, went to the mall & window shopped, tried on clothing & the usual girlie stuff. Earlier we had a large coffee and I also had a bottled water since I’m trying to learn to keep hydrated & healthy, but we wanted to beat the rush hour crowd so we beelined it to the LRT station downtown. What I SHOULD HAVE done was find the nearest ... Continue»
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Blue BBW Scottish trip

I arrived in Glasgow for the first stop of my weekend in Scotland. I'd never been before so found myself in the busy centre looking at a sign displaying where to go and what to do. Little did I know that what was to transpire would never be appearing on the tourist information board.


As I looked I felt someone's eyes burning into me so I tilted my head and saw a man several feet in front of me dressed smartly in a suit staring at me with a huge smile on his face. I thought to myself I don't know him there must be someone behind me who he is waiting for so I turned round but there was no o... Continue»
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Blue BBW Scottish trip

I arrived in Glasgow for the first stop of my weekend in Scotland. I'd never been before so found myself in the busy centre looking at a sign displaying where to go and what to do. Little did I know that what was to transpire would never be appearing on the tourist information board.


As I looked I felt someone's eyes burning into me so I tilted my head and saw a man several feet in front of me dressed smartly in a suit staring at me with a huge smile on his face. I thought to myself I don't know him there must be someone behind me who he is waiting for so I turned round but there was no o... Continue»
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Cap'n Angie and a Fair Maiden's Booty

I just want to say, this story took so much longer to write than I had anticipated. I put a lot of love and effort into it, so, you know, please don't be a dick and judge it too harshly! That said, please enjoy and let me know what you think of it :)


This is a prequel to http://xhamster.com/stories/cap-039-n-angie-633514, so don't worry if you haven't already read that story yet :P

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For Danielle



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You know I'm poison, but you have to have a t

I have a fantasy about us. You left money on the nightstand. I make my own. I don’t need your fucking money, I say tersely in my mind as I roll my eyes. You know it’s my spa day. A day full of pampering just for myself. Haircut, mani/pedi, massage, body waxing, and, of course, shopping for something to make me feel good on our dinner date. If you hadn’t let me sl**p in on my day off while you scuttled to work, I’d put that wad of cash down the front of your pants, pat it, and tell you to not let the front door hit your ass on the way out. Yet, I think I can do one better. An idea dawns on me.... Continue»
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Episode 3: 'A Walk in the Park'

"A Walk in the Park"

The Dungeon Master has decided to take action after the First Shield Maiden indulged herself with sub matthew one too many times. It is not her that is to be punsihed however, and after dinner the DM has attached matthew's leash to lead him off by his collar for his punishment...

You follow to watch, a sultry smile on your face, but the Dungeon Master stops you. His plan not to have you witness the punishment, but to know that you have brought it about by your slutty actions.

"Are you sure you want to follow? I mean, no door in the Dungeon of Delicio... Continue»
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Episode 4: 'The Mark of the Dungeon Master!&#

"The Mark of the Dungeon Master"

DM is having fresh strawberries for breakfast . He has asked the staff to order more for lunch, and breakfast tomorrow. You are the First Shield Maiden, his favourite new sub, but still badly in need of training and discipline after her recent indiscretions (See 'Welcome To the Dungeon of Delicious Debaucheries' and 'A Walk in the Park').

"What's with all the strawberries Master?" you ask.

The Dungeon Master indicates that it is part of the longer term plan for your training and induction to life in the Dungeon of Delicious Debaucheries.
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Slutty Sarah's first sexual experience

This is my ex-girlfriend Slutty Sarah talking about her first sexual experience.Honestly guys, this is what she told me. Okay, I’d taken her out for a meal and she might have had a glass or six of wine, but I believe it was the truth. What a girl!!! This is what she told me….


“My first real sexual experience was a few weeks after my 18th birthday, so it was totally legal. My friend, Gemma, who was a bit older than me and I was sure was sexually active, rang me and invited me out with some of her friends. I went to her home. Her mother was going out to work when I go there at about 8pm in... Continue»
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In Pursuit of the Hairy Pussy

For any of you who enjoyed my account from 1998 titled 'Remember when we used AOL to Hook Up,' I have a similar account from that time. As many of you recall, 1998 was the 'Year of the Brazilian.' It started to become common for college gals to shave/wax their pussies and the full bush started to become a rarity. Having had enough shaved pussies to feel that they all pretty much looked the same, it was in 1998 that I came to the realization that I not only preferred a full bush, I craved it. Hairless pussies affirmed my love of pubic hair on a female. I never knew how much I loved it until ... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A girly weekend.

Every year since graduating from university my group of girlfriends and I have always tried to catch up to spend a weekend away somewhere together usually consisting of drinking lots of wine, pampering ourselves and reminiscing about the good old days spent as students.
Having been unable to catch up last year we were more determined than ever to meet up this time and a hotel was booked in the quaint city of York perfect for satisfying our shopping, drinking and gossip needs.
It was a beautiful sunny weekend and we all looked pretty impressive for our age in our summer dresses attracting a... Continue»
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Welcome to the Pleasure Dungeon!

Welcome to the Pleasure Dungeon!

The PD is slightly less dungeony than the Triple D, classier and a bit more burlesque. The walls are covered with tapestries and soft hangings. There are Silk ropes as well as chains on racks, stocks, x-frames and spanking horses. There are also couple of cages for display of the subs - somewhere to keep subs somewhere until doms are ready.

"Welcome sir, if you wouldn't mind stepping this way? You can leave your clothes, you won't be needing them."

You step out of your long, dark blue velvet smoking jacket...

Unfortunately, still unused to th... Continue»
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Welcome to the Dungeon of Delicious Debaucheries!

"Welcome to the Dungeon of Delicious Debaucheries!"

You are the First Shield Maiden, my newest and most favourite female sub. You will be most honoured while you are here. Providing you obey the rules of course...

I wave you in and gesture for you to take your pick of the diversions by way of apology as I would oblige you myself only Dominatrix Emma is sat on my face... I'm quite partial to face sitting, first with underwear on, then off... because I'm almost certainly going to confis**te your sticky knickers when I'm done...

The large room you are in is arrayed with stocks, rack, sex... Continue»
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Setting the Scene

Setting the scene:

My stories take place in a fantasy world not unlike Lord of the Rings, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons. The world is one of magic, and monsters, and mystery. Civilised (and not so civilised) society includes a range of fantasy races, not just humans but elves, half-elves, dwarves, gnomes, halflings, even some half-orcs, orges and other more exotic and enigmatic entities.

All of them need to be able to enjoy their carnal desires, so there is a thriving sex dungeon scene in the regional capital of Les Hiboux, a rich merchant town near to the cultura... Continue»
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Cap'n Angie

I just want to say, before we get properly into this story, that I had an absolute blast writing this!
I don't think I've ever had as much joy in writing a story, than I did with this one.
That said, I do so hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it :)

Although if you hate it, or worse yet, hate me for having written it, well, you can just go on ahead and pucker those lips of yours up and kiss my arse! :P

Enjoy!

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Tony's PC problems

Tony has been asking me for the past two weeks to stop by and take a look at his PC, "That shit has got a virus, its running slow and shit I can't do nothing on it" he said to me yesterday "Aiight man, I'll stop by later tomorrow" "thanks man, I'll leave the key under the mat for you". Its not that I didn't want to help him but I've been very busy.

I honestly was very upset when I finally got to his apartment, one ticket and almost an accident. I was thinking so bad of going home. I opened the door, "wow, he changed the place" I thought, Tony is not a clean person but this place is spotles... Continue»
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