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MCU: Avengers Ass-emble!

MCU: Avengers Ass-emble!
The battle was over. Loki was defeated.

The Avengers made their way to the New York mansion that Tony Stark had set aside for use as their headquarters. A feeling of exhilaration was shared by all of them. Thor, of course, felt the pride in earning a noble victory over a mighty foe. Iron Man was already making plans for the next series of upgrades he would implement in his armor. The Hulk just wanted to kick some ass and get something to eat. Ant-Man couldn’t believe th... Continue»
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Meeting up with Gavin again

A random Wednesday morning I received a sms from Gavin while having breakfast. He asked if I wanted to meet up with him on Thursday at the hotel for some fun and lunch. I debated about it for a while as my husband was flying back home from a business trip that day and was pretty sure that he would be horny and wanting to sleep with me. After a bit of thought I replied to Gavin telling him that I would like to see him as well and he must just let me know about what time he would be there as I would have to be home by 15h00 as my husband would  likely be home early that evening.
He replied bac... Continue»
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Annie Pistol Lips (Part 2)


Make sure to read part 1 first, if you haven't already:
http://xhamster.com/stories/annie-pistol-lips-652425

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Outnumbered 40 - 1, Annie knew it would be suicide to even try to fight back.
Defeated, she knew her best hope is to surrender, and bide her time...

The Indians spoke to each other in a dialect that she didn't recognise.

This isn't the first Native American tribe she'sis ever come across.
She'sis interacted with all sorts of tribes throughout her travels.

From the S... Continue»
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Caroline'sis Total - inflatable sex traps

Caroline’sis Total

The complete Caroline stories.

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Copyright Oggbashan October 2005; September 2006; December 2012; January 2013. This omnibus edition September 2015.

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


Birth and Death

Caroline is an artist. She uses an unusual form of media. Her sp... Continue»
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SCARY STORY SICK

SICK
She is so beautiful, he thought to himself. He loved her so much. Her hot, silky body. The way she tucks her hair behind her ear. Her ever so loving voice. But most of all he adored her sweet, innocent face. He knew all its lines and creases. Its many soft curves and sharp angles. Sometimes, late at night, he would lie awake for hours, staring at her while she lay peacefully on her pillow. Gazing lovingly at her features, memorizing its contours with the tips of his fingers. The brow was an impressive brow, high and prominent. He had always thought that a strong brow was the sign of a st... Continue»
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Annie Pistol Lips


America. The wild west. 1886.

Folk out here on the frontier, tell of a mighty fine legend.
The mere mention of a certain name, sends chills down honest folks backs.

Annie "Pistol Lips" Creamhide.

Why, she'sis the most feared outlaw on the plains!
She'sis as deadly as she is beautiful.

She'sis wanted in all 39 states of America. She'sis so feared, she even stole 2 states from Mexico just to show everyone that she could!

We join this fearsome cowgirl out on the dusty hillside. She'sis sat atop her prized Mustang mare, "Gail Fo[sis]r[/sis]ce".
She'sis holding a pair of binocul... Continue»
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Tripletit 04 Panty Raid

Tripletit Panty Raid


Copyright Oggbashan November 2013

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

This is the fourth story about the giant three-breasted women of Tripletit. It is a stand-alone story not in series with the others.

If this is the first one you have read, the advice to travellers going to Tripletit is in an appendix at the
... Continue»
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Step Taboo

I was 18 when my mother remarried; He was a single father to a 19 year old boy named Dion.

I remember I was always attracted to my now older step brother but was always too embarrassed to tell him or even tell anyone! After all it is a little gross... well it'sis supposed to be gross, right?

My bedroom door was always opposite the bathroom and I would secretly wait with my door open just a tad in hope of seeing Dion walk out in a just a towel or even naked!

I couldn't get enough of his tight body, his abs were toned and defined, and his thin snail trail which always led my eyes down u... Continue»
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Tripletit 02 Saving the Planet

Saving the Planet Tripletit

Copyright Oggbashan April 2008
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

The events in this story happen shortly after those in my story ‘Tripletit’ but it can be read on its own.


Introduction.

Tripletit. That isn’t the planet’sis real name. It is the third planet out from the local sun so its name st... Continue»
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The Gentle Prostitute

(continuation from 'Elizabeth'sis Fall From Grace'.)

Some weeks later, Helmut asked Elizabeth if she would like to earn a
little money.

'By what means Helmut?'

'A travelling salesman visits me once a month, and stays at the night at
local hotel. Would you like to have him stay at your house instead?'

'We have no spare room in our little house.'

'I know. But he'll pay handsomely if he can share your bed!' Helmut
replies with a grin. She is shocked by what he proposes! Elizabeth
replies indignantly,

'Herr Schuster, a liaison with you is one thing, but thi... Continue»
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Elizabeth's Fall From Grace

....and here IS the story as recounted to me by the delightful old lady, Bettina.

The early morning spring sunshine lights up a pretty country scene.
Whitewashed cottages line a neat and tidy village street. Elizabeth
Schmidt is in the local shop to buy provisions, but times are very
difficult, and even though she trims her shopping list to the bare minimum,
she finds that she doesn't have enough money. Prices seem to be rising by
the day and her account at the shop is already too much for her to pay.
The shop keeper, Helmut Schuster, eyes his hesitant and slightly flustered
cust... Continue»
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Tripletit 03 Journey to Tripletit

Journey To Tripletit

Copyright Oggbashan November 2013

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

The events in this story happen shortly after those in my stories ‘Tripletit’ and ‘Saving The Planet Tripletit’ but it can be read on its own.



Introduction.

Tripletit. That isn’t the planet’sis real name. It is the third planet out ... Continue»
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Tripletit 05 Tripletit Welcome

Tripletit Welcome

Copyright Oggbashan November 2013

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

This story is an immediate sequel to Journey to Tripletit. The events in both stories happen shortly after those in my stories ‘Tripletit’ and ‘Saving The Planet Tripletit’ but can be read on their own. The other Tripletit story ‘Tripletit Panty R
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Tripletit 01 First Contact

Tripletit

by oggbashan ©

Copyright Oggbashan July 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


We never intended to land on Tripletit. That isn’t the planet’sis real name. It is the third planet out from the local sun so its name starts with ‘Tri’ but every spaceman calls it Tripletit.

We had been getting on each other’sis nerves in the small cr... Continue»
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Perfect Porn Scenario

Hiii.

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This is my first story. It's more of a fantasy fetishist blog actually. Hope you like:)

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I have a great idea for a Porn Movie. However, It wouldn't be your 'typical' scene.

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Rapunzel - the Prince climbs her tower despite bei

Rapunzel

By oggbashan ©

With apologies to the brothers Grimm

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Copyright Oggbashan May 2004

Minor edit November 2014

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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The prince Johann was lost. He had been chasing a wolf at the edg... Continue»
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Rapunzel Part 02

Rapunzel Pt. 02

By oggbashan ©

Sequel to my 2004 version of Rapunzel

With apologies to the brothers Grimm.

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Copyright Oggbashan January 2017

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

Note: Euryale was one of the Gorgons, and immortal.


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The prince Johann had survived three months with Rapunzel and her mother ... Continue»
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I'm a pregnant horny slut

I'm a pregnant horny slut.

Somebody, anybody fuck me. I'm 7 months pregnant & horny as fuck. I don't want to, I need to get fucked. Fucked hard.
Who can I get to fuck me? My dads friend our neighbor will do. He's old probably 40. If he's got a stiff dick I'll fuck him. I don't care. Maybe I can seduce him into fucking me?

I saw our neighbor Jim in the yard. I went out to talk to him. Hi, well look at you. Can I come over? Sure why not. I waddled into the back yard, Jim put his hand on my belly. That in itself set my pussy on fire. I haven't been touched anywhere in months. So Jim asked ... Continue»
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More than just a Movie Date ~REAL STORY~ *Edited*

Starring ME (Kookooakchu12)
Starring "Cindy the Pet" (She'sis 18 Legal! XD)
FACT: This is a TRUE STORY of Losing my V-Card <333 ;)

I Waited over 30 minuets for my Pet to come meet me at the theatre while I was with my mom, I was gonna take a nap and maybe play Yu Gi Oh Duel Links while I had a bad feeling for the first time in my life I was gonna get stood up or flaked! When I opened my iPhone to play Yu Gi Oh Duel Links, I get a kik Message from her saying "I'm Here! I see you" in my mind I was impatient but I smiled sweetly and waved saying "About time you got here!" lol. After I tol... Continue»
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A New Asian Slave

So I met this Asian girl online (one of those dating apps). Slim, the typical Asian small figure, small ass, slender legs and long silky hair. Cute. Hasn't fucked for a long time, and hesitant to try online hook ups. First met her at a coffee shop, had a chat for an hour or so. Then I texted her and told her I would be very happy to fuck her, train her and make her one of my sub sluts. She seemed very interested but still hesitant and intimidated of the whole online thing and of letting a stranger fuck her. A few days later she visited me at my place, but made me promise her not to (try to) fu... Continue»
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