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Fantasy Sex Dungeon: Episode 5: The Dinner Party

The Mistress is Parading you around in you collar, walking you on all fours around the room in the Pleasure Dungeon. You have a bow tie on your collar and are wearing a simple black loin cloth.... for now at least.

The Mistress is speculating on how she should amuse herself with you this evening.

"I could take you dogging to meet my friends? Loan you out..."

"I'm in your hands Mistress. I just want to please you." You reply submissively.

She leads you from the Pleasure Dungeon and up the steps to the dim alleyway that hides it away from the decent folk of the town. She doesn't hesi... Continue»
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THE LIFE AND TIMES OF ROMERO

THE LIFE
AND TIMES OF ROMERO
by theduck1930


Introduction

Romero was a very plain looking young man of 33 years old, though he had a body that would make even Mr. America jealous to look at it. Abs that looked like a rippled sidewalk. His hips were small and his chest large giving him a near V shaped torso, green eyes and blond hair and a full on tan without tan lines. His legs were muscled and bulged in all the right places. In all respects he was an Adonis if it were not for his face.

Romero had one other problem that stemmed from birth, his manhood was dismally small. All throu... Continue»
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For Patricia (introductions - no porn)

For Patricia7777,

Our opening conversation, at our first-time meeting; over tea in the lobby of the Maldron Hotel, in Limerick; midway between yours and mine:

“Hiya Patricia, Hiya William. Hope you’re both well?” as I lean over to shake the hand of each of you. Patricia, your hand is soft and warm, and does not at all betray the hard work you do. William, your hand is firm but friendly. “How was your journey? Did you have to travel far? From Galway or Mayo, or which county?” William replies that it was quick and uneventful, and you add that the sunshine makes any trip a pleasant one... Continue»
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Lavender - a room in my b*****r's house is ha

Lavender


Copyright Oggbashan October 2013

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

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I was looking forward to a few weeks with my b*****r and his wife. I used to visit them at least once a year, whenever I was in the UK. They have a rambling old house in the South Hams of Devon. I nee... Continue»
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oops

I love it when the young mom ‘accidentally’ bumps into you with those big firm D cup boobs
You WILL have your hands full! Literally.
And tells you with a smile on her face, oops, sorry, and smiles coyly.

I told her in a stern but low voice, next time young lady, much slower. I want to feel those puppies. She smiled. Would this help? She undid a couple of buttons to show more cleavage and more firm breast, then rubbed them across my chest.

I countered that with, hold on a second. And undid one more button. Aw, that’s better.

You sir, are a horny old man. So, I countered that with,... Continue»
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little s****r

Little s****r
The parents were away for the weekend on a lovers trip, my k** s****r was out partying with her girl friends at a local meat market. I was studying, or trying to.
My brain was full and I needed to sl**p, so sacked out about 1am, when I heard a noise in the hall way downstairs at 2am.
I dozed back to sl**p when my k** s****r came bouncing in and told me she was sore. Also she sounded very d***k & high. Her girl friends and her went out and did boiler makers with shots of hard liquor to wash everything down. They smoked some pot, and even though she did not smoke, she got the ... Continue»
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Boyfriend #2 : His..

-this would be my third confessional story guys. again i will try to make this short and sweet-




"And don't you come back in this house! ever! " My mom yelled at me as I walked out of the door holding my big tote purse bag and sashayed out of the house.
I didn't dare yell back but instead laughed like a wild maniac and lifted my middle finger up to her.
she then added on a few choice hurt words and i retorted back "yeah and go suck a dick, you wont be happy until you've had one." My s****r's jaw dropped. and so did her lover's as i walked down the street furiously while carrying m... Continue»
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Meeting the hottie at Gold's Gym

Amanda from Gold's Gym

Hi all,
My name is Chris. I am 25 years old, and I in Information Technology for a manufacturing company, and never really had time for a long term relationship. However, I met Amanda while working out at my local Gold's
Gym, and she changed my thoughts on women who work out alot.
This story is
about the relationship I had with her while I worked that job.
I worked down the street from this Gold's Gym in the midwest that was pretty plain and drab...It seemed pretty dirty, in fact. It was a big 40 foot by 50 foot room.It did not have anything that the new... Continue»
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The Practice Bed - The nurses want me in it. Why?


THE PRACTICE BED

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Copyright Oggbashan March 2003
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author
of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are
imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not
intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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INTRODUCTION

I was standing in th... Continue»
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Sometimes a girl has to take things into her own h

I turned and looked in the mirrors. I saw me, pleasing these two guys. Me, Marie riding and sucking, giving pleasure, and receiving more in return. I came so hard that I couldn’t ride as the orgasm was too strong. Lee started to fuck me from underneath as Anton continued to fuck my mouth and rub his cock on my face.


For over 12 months Brad had told me he would arrange for a 2-guys-and-me threesome. Which was in return for the one I arranged with Sally, me and him.

I made suggestions from our group of single friends. Brad never showed any interest.

“How about someone we don’t know... Continue»
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Hi, I'm Laurie

And I'm very proud to be taking over from my young friend Steph, who is sadly no longer with us. I was very humbled when her b*****rs Orrin and Jason offered me Steph's account. (I was equally humbled that their cocks were in my mouth and my cunt when they made the offer, but that's just the way I am.)

Basically, I like to be submissive to male authority, which all guys possess through their dicks. No, I am not talking about whips, chains, leather, or any of that kind of shit: Hey, if a man can't dominate me with the equipment God gave him, then how much of a man can he really be?
... Continue»
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Falling for the local librarian

I made the Librarian pregnant. My first time cumming inside of a woman.

Author's note: Most of my stories are about older women in my life. This time I am writing about a librarian. Before you go and say that it is a typical librarian, think again. This one just might fool you. As usual, sit back, crack open your favorite beverage, and enjoy yourself....

CHAPTER 1: Meeting Amanda

I had been downsized from a job of mine in a town called Columbus, Indiana, and it took awhile for me to get my first job offer....I received a job offer across the river in Kentucky. It is only a coup... Continue»
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Maidensdoom Wyrm

Maidensdoom Wyrm

Copyright Oggbashan March 2014

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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Lads and Lassies, listen now to me
While I relate the tale so dire:
Maidensdoom Wyrm roaming free
Condemning some to eternal ire.

From earth the Wyrm doth come
Giving lust to any Adam’s s... Continue»
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Fort Whore

Fort Whore

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Copyright Oggbashan December 2010
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.

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Fort Vauxrein was the worst Foreign Legion posting in Algeria. It was originally built to protect an isolated water hole on a significant camel-tra... Continue»
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Danger! Naked Woman Part 02

Danger! Naked Woman Part 02

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


Story so far:

Paul, driving a back road on Romney Marsh at night, found a crashed Porsche with Julia in the driver’s seat naked, d***k and barely conscious. He rescued her, looked after her overnight, an... Continue»
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A Bulls Perspective

TJ grew up black in the South several decades after the Civil Right's era had made it's impact on life there.

The proof that Martin Luther King's influence had been more than a passing phase, was that by the time he was in high school, he was starting to find himself, as a young black man, increasingly popular with a growing number of white females! In fact, by the time he was a senior, He'd already found himself in bed with nearly a dozen different white women!

The first white woman he ever had sex with happened to be the wife of a pastor in his hometown, and who's husband was a well
k... Continue»
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Danger! Naked Woman Part 01

Danger! Naked Woman – Part 1

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


It was dark and raining, the light rain that doesn’t seem much but soaks through everything in minutes. I was driving carefully along a side road on Romney Marsh watching carefully for the sudden right han... Continue»
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Brigit Part 03 - Brigit's Babies

Brigit Part 03 - Brigit's Babies

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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Brigit’s Babies.

Part One is ‘Brigit’; Part Two is ‘Brigit Too’.

Introduction to Part Three.

I had met Brigit... Continue»
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Brigit Part 01 - I meet the Goddess Brigit

Brigit Part 01

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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BRIGIT

I was driving to my cold lonely house on a February night. My windscreen wipers were working ... Continue»
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Brigit Part 02 - Brigit sends a woman

Brigit Part 02

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Copyright Oggbashan June 2004

The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.


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BRIGIT TOO

Introduction to Part Two.

I had met Brigit the goddess. She had used me subtly to c... Continue»
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