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222 CUCKOLD FARM 3 (see

Well the next few days passed as working days though neither woman mentioned to the men the experience with the a****l or each other the Saturday “lambing end party“ loomed close, Lisa was to return to her home on the following Monday, Joe agreed to have the Alsatian if she desperately needed a home for it, and Jay had slept with Lisa each night, so come the Saturday it being a nice dry night they all set off for the village pub together on foot.
The party was convivial, good friends in the company of ot... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 3 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Goodbye Sex With Fatima 2.

When we woke up later that morning, Fatima went to the bathroom to clean up. When she finally walked back into the room, my arms were open.

She wrapped her right arm under my neck and held really tightly, her emotions ran wild and it took every ounce of restraint for her not to spasm under the emotional pressure. I hugged her tightly and started rubbing her back and her sides. She loved my touch and could not understand what I was doing. It felt so nice that she never wanted it to end; but she knew the end had to be near. She figured I would hold on until I let go and then we would be over... Continue»
Posted by agunna 4 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse eleifend arcu nibh, a iaculis velit sollicitudin eu. Nam m*****ie nunc at mi aliquet tincidunt. Integer efficitur bibendum neque ac rutrum. Quisque bibendum lorem quis tortor euismod sodales. Fusce semper metus ut varius m*****ie. Curabitur in purus ut enim pulvinar luctus. Mauris varius risus eget sodales malesuada. Integer dignissim enim vel rutrum euismod. Maecenas viverra, tellus in finibus tempor, orci lorem laoreet libero, nec porta lectus risus eu lectus. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, co... Continue»
Posted by golos2 4 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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ट्रेन से उतरते ही शिप्रा की जान में जान आ गई। वो भगवान का शुक्रिया अदा की। बिहार की ट्रेन में भीड़ ना हो ये कभी हो नहीं सकता। इसी भीड़ में गाँव की बेचारी शिप्रा को अपने पति नवीन के साथ आना पड़ा। नवीन जो कि T.T.E. है। हालाँकि वो भी गाँव का ही है मगर नौकरी लगने के बाद उसे शहर रहना पड़ा। 6 महीने पहले दोनों की शादी हुई थी। शादी के बाद नवीन ज्यादा दिन तक अकेला नहीं रह पाया । काम के दौरान वो काफी थक जाता था। फिर घर आकर खाना बनाने का झंझट। मन नहीं करता खाना बनाने का पर क्या करता? होटल में अच्छा खाना मिलता नहीं । कभी कभी तो भूखा ही रह जाता। ऐसा नहीं है कि वो महँगे होटल में नहीं जा सकता था। मगर सिर्फ पेट क... Continue»
Posted by xnvisharmax 5 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Masturbation, First Time  |  

The Guitarist – The Dancer.

The Guitarist – The Dancer.

I’ve been with this rock group for just over a month and the music is great. I’m happy playing rhythm. Not being lead is easy for me which allows plenty of time to watch the great looking, scantily dressed girls. They are all colours – hair and skin- , tall short, skinny plump, big tits to flat chested; they’re just enjoying themselves.

One girl with outrageously large boobs is dancing with her boyfriend just below my position. When her hands are raised high only her nipples catch her dress, stopping it from falling to the floor. Her areolas are just showing... Continue»
Posted by CanoePirate 5 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Comic Opera

Comic Opera

My image in the mirror is mocking me at my feeble attempts at trying to do my
Bow tie up.

I have 2 tickets for The theatre, a treat for Halina . We have plenty of time so
a visit to a traditional London Pub nearby will shield us from the rain while we
wait for the que to die down.

I say plenty of time as Halina has spent the last hour locked in the bedroom.
All I can hear are zipping and unzipping from behind the door. I gently tap.

"How are we doing?"

"Nearly there" says Halina.
The door opens and out she steps looking radiant! She is wearing a long black
ele... Continue»
Posted by cyborg456 7 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Me And My Mom Complete

Well my name is Parth and I came across many Mom fantasy stories and I always wanted to share mine but was hesitant.

Let me first tell you something about my mom. Her name is Varsha and is a very homely lady. She is 48 years old now but looks like 30 only because of day to day household work and morning routine exercise. My Dad was an aircraft engineer who died of an accident when I was 19 years old. My mom was then 38 years. She still looked young as she got married at a very young age.

We had enough to survive and mom banked on my education to fulfill future. I never thought about my mom ... Continue»
Posted by Rohithsar 7 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Secret they don't want you to know.

"The Secret they don't want you to know" said my stepmother reading her magazine out loud to my father "Is sperm!"
"what?" my father asked looking across at her as they sat watching TV.
"Sperm. according to this magazine, the secret to soft young skin is sperm!" Julia replied.
"What a load of bollocks!" my father replied.
"Not according to this, it goes on to say why do you think porn stars always look so good?" Julia replied
My father just shrugged and drank more of his beer, as I tried to pretend I hadn't heard their conversation through my earphones while watching a film on my IPad.
... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 8 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Driving Miss Winter

A little while ago I received a phone call off my boss saying that my car had been hired for a weekend. This means I'm driving what normally turns out to be some rich k**s about from party to party. Not a bad gig I suppose.

I pull up to a very plush hotel and wait outside as instructed. It's the middle of the day and a young couple head my way. The lad confirms this is their car and he hops in. Being a gentleman I jump out and open the driver side rear door. I open the door for what I could only assume is his girlfriend. She's got jet black hair. Sunglasses that almost cover her face and... Continue»
Posted by Celeb_Lover_14 8 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  
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The Viagra Incedent

The Viagra incident – just a quick little story.

After Jack and I were together for about five years, he started having some little problems with staying hard. To be honest, I wasn’t worried because it gave me a little break from time to time. My dear Jack could have a tendency to leave me with a pretty raw cunt some nights. I was getting more than enough sex as it was.
He went to see a doctor friend who fixed him up with a bag of Viagra samples then, he told me about it. The doctor had given him a supply of different dosages, allowing him to experiment. At first, I was all for it.

We w... Continue»
Posted by swat412 8 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Check what the tablets you are taking actually do!

I have to admit that I am not exactly loyal to my partner, and have had some hot sex with guys I met in clubs, so when my partner said he had some Penis Improvement Pills I jumped at the chance, just imagine, a massive 12" cut cock to fuck the guys with wowee... Phil, my partner said he had decided to leave me anyway, so if I had a massive member I would get anyone I wanted. I was sorry as Phil had been a good fuck, ahh well all good things come to an end. After he had packed his clothes (the house is mine) and left I made a coffee, sat down and read the instructions on the tablets, th... Continue»
Posted by lycraguy 10 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  

My Neighbour 4

It was a lovely hot Saturday and I was outside washing my car on my drive, when my neighbours door opened and my very hot redheaded neighbour Faith stepped out.
"Hey Joe, you busy?" she asked with a grin.
"Well, i'm washing the car" I replied
"I see" she said stepping towards me in just a black bikini and matching high heel shoes and showing off that stunning fit tanned body of hers.
"So if invited you in to my place for a drink and blow job, you would probably say no then?" she asked mischievously.
"Well, I would certainly have to think about it" I replied smiling.
Then Faith stepped ar... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 13 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Unknowingly -Toothbrush Masturbation Revenge

Sarah thinks she can throw a house party and not invite me? Just because I let her boyfriend play with my tits? I flash them all the time to the guys at the park. Mark should have had more control when someone shakes a pair in front of his face, especially if his girlfriend is such a prude. I will make that bitch pay.

Her parents were away for the weekend leaving just Sarah and her brother to look after their big family house. She threw parties often and invited all the popular k**s from college, including my occasional fling Mike. It was easy to convince Mike to sneak me into the party. He... Continue»
Posted by ComfyFace 15 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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A Happy Accident, Milf Adventures 1-3

Volume 1, Story 3

Trying to give a woman road head is a fools errand especially if she has nice full thighs. I tried vigorously to eat her pussy, but my tongue wasn't quite long enough to reach. "Honey, honey, hon, hon? stop, just stop" She said looking down at me with a sad look on my face "Awww, I appreciate it, I do but, this is just nonsense, all you are doing is licking my inner thighs and pussy lips". Sandy was right you cant eat a woman's pussy while she's driving, her legs need to be spread and there just isn't enough room in a Chevrolet Aveo, to really get down inside ... Continue»
Posted by valhan21st 17 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Zombies want Sperm

A Halloween special story.

Julie had suggested camping. Frank's breakup had been devastating. They needed to get him out of the house and force him to start living again. Roberto wanted to organize a softball game in the park. Walter thought a horror movie marathon would put him to rights. Angela wanted to take him to that raunchy strip club across the county line, where there was nobody to enforce the decency laws. But Julie would not be deterred. So camping they went.

They chose the forest to the east of town. There were no campsites, no restrooms, and no barbecue grills... Continue»
Posted by mujamacc 18 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  

Baby maker 5

Out of nowhere I got a message from an old friend to meet up for drinks, so keen to see her again I agreed and the next day we met for a beer in a bar.
Chloe strolled into the bar shortly after I arrived, and she still looked as stunning as she did the last time I had seen a few years ago.
Her short blonde hair, petite body and an ass so round it looked like she was smuggling half a beach ball down there, was still a thing of beauty.
So I quickly paid for the first round, and we got to drinking and catching up, and after a couple more drinks she finally said why she had called me after all ... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 19 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Committing memories to paper - part 1

After reading so many stories on this website and others over the years, I thought I would take the opportunity to share some of my experiences and memories if for no other reason than for my own Amusement but hopefully it will be of interest to the community at large so I would appreciate any feedback you have to offer. Also I'm using voice recognition so I apologize in advance for any errors.

I am remembering today a relationship that I had that was spawned through the days of an AOL chat room. Who knew that you can actually meet real people back then on aol for sex but it worked in this ... Continue»
Posted by rob_smith 19 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Ends Up Cumming On Their Tits

The story begins on the back porch where two women wait to service me. One is my girlfriend and the other is someone I don't know; they are both without clothes and both heavy breasted. I'm sitting in a chair naked because no one is ever around at this time of night. Nervously, my girlfriend holds my cock and offers it to the other woman. I wonder if they even know each other by they're behavior. Trina holds tight at the base and tugs it erect, then looks at the other naked girl and says "Cindy I told you I wanted to watch you suck my boyfriend's cock. It's all yours". She didn't even ask me i... Continue»
Posted by randydandygene 19 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  

A Different Kind Of Costume Party...

A friend of mine from work had asked me to go to a masquerade party for Halloween this year. I wish I could say I had better plans, but I didn't; So I thought, What the hell? Might as well give it a shot. I dug out an old Zorro costume I'd worn a few years before; And at 7:30 on Halloween night, I hailed a cab and gave instructions to get to the condominium my friend invited me to. The scene was what one might expect - Mostly well to do types and heavy drinking. I didn't mind the drinking; but I was not exactly the kind of social butterfly that stood out in such circles. I had only been there... Continue»
Posted by Pervton50 19 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Baby maker 4

I stepped into the office and closed the door behind me, Mrs Preston had called me in to discuss something important, and so i stood in front of her desk waiting for her to begin.
"Steve" she said looking up at me "I'm going to get right to it, in the last few weeks you've been caught twice on the security cameras screwing other members of staff"
I stood looking very shocked, mainly because I wasn't aware there was security cameras in the offices, and that my boss now knew what I had been doing.
"Now i'm a little annoyed you think fucking married members of staff is more important than your... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 20 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |