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nmdwji's balls never get time to recover.....



I can see the beads of sweat forming on the twin globes of your huge ass as you ride my cock. Your ass is moving up and down my fuck stick like the pistons of a car as you moan with pleasure. You've been fucking me for 15 minutes now, but I'm unable to cum because you've tied off my balls tightly and also put a tight cock ring behind the head of my cock. The cum is now pounding through my cock creating great pressure. I can feel the pulsing increase with each down stroke of your magnificent ass. "Lift your head and lick the sweat off my ass worm", you demand. I lift my upper body off the b... Continue»
Posted by Lateshay 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Taboo  |  
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DOING MOM

Doing my 83 year old mother

My mother is 83 years old. I'm 60. I have never had any sexual thoughts about my mother. That's not the kind of relationship we have. She wanted to visit my s****r down in Fla, so I agreed to drive her there. I knew the trip would take two days, so we would have to stay in a hotel one night. I didn't want to pay for two rooms so I asked mom if it was OK if we stayed in one room with two beds. She had no problem with that.

The day arrived. I picked mom up early in the morning and got started on the drive.

We just had small talk in the car, nothing important.... Continue»
Posted by sexaddict66 5 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo  |  
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For Ricky..." Your Little Nasty GIrl"

BABY I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO COME HOME...AND WHEN YOU DO COME HOME I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU WITH A TRENCH COAT ON AND BLACK HEELS WITH NOTHING ELSE ON. WHEN YOU COME IN THE DOOR I'M GOING TO KISS YOU DEEPLY WHILE YOU TIGHTLY GRIP MY ASS CHEEKS THROUGH MY TRENCH COAT. AS WE KISS I CAN FEEL THE VIBRATION OF YOUR MOAN IN MY MOUTH AS YOU REALIZE THAT NO PANTIES ARE COVERING MY PHAT ASS. AS WE CONTINUE KISSING YOU UNTIE MY TRENCH COAT AND SLIDE IT OFF OF MY SHOULDERS LETTING IT FALL TO THE GROUND. YOU BREAK OUR KISS TO TAKE A STEP BACK AND ADMIRE MY BODY. BIG TITTIES AND A SMALL WAIST AND A COMPLE... Continue»
Posted by lucretia21 5 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex  |  
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First Time Cuckolded; Wife Fucking Neighbor's

I sat on the couch, my pulse racing as she walked into the room wearing her workout clothes; a pair of short grey shorts, a pink tank top with an orange sports bra underneath and a pair of pink trainers.

“You are sure about this?” She sat down next to me, placing her hand on my knee as rubbing my leg underneath my shorts. “I know we talked about it and all...but we can not do this?”

“He’s coming over though, right?” I ask, looking over at her. She looks concerned for me, but also a little excited. I can see the look in her eyes and notice how flush her complexion is.

“Yeah,” she paus... Continue»
Posted by rehumanize 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Gay Male  |  
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Did you like what you saw?

One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife Susan.

When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down to pick it up, he looked across underneath the table and saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open with no panties on. Mike then sat up and tried hiding the fact that he was flushed.

When Mike went into the kitchen to get a drink of water, to his surprise, Susan had followed him into the kitchen and said in a sultry voice, "Did you like what you saw?"

Mike replied with enthusi... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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12th b/d part two

as the german shepard poked, and licked at my pussy, he also was pawing at my butt and legs,, then the hands that had grabbed my head jerked it to the front so i could no longer see, but could feel what was going on behind me, as my head turned to the front i glanced up and saw the next door neighbor, sam, looking down at me, and heard him say "i always thought you might be a little sissy bitch, guess i've been right all along" everything then began to happen in rapid sucession, he roughly held me by my neck in one of his large strong hands, while his other hand snatched my arms up and behind ... Continue»
Posted by robinlikesitrough 5 years ago  |  Categories: Taboo  |  
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My cousin and I (and her boyfriend)

My name is Jack, and I've been a virgin since I was 21. The reason is, I'm a very shy man. It seems the cause is the death of my parents when I was young, which made me afraid of others. Since then, I've been living with my aunt and uncle, and their daughter who's two years older than me, Jennifer. I've barely talk to any other women than my cousin and her mom, and never had what you'd call real friends.

One day that I was alone at home (or so I thought) and about to do some homework for highschool, some strange noises starting to come out of my cousin's bedroom, which is just next to mine.... Continue»
Posted by Wayko 5 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Taboo  |  
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Taking a Dump


I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber.....

The Perfect Dump
Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world a... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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A Bad Time For Honesty

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando , Florida if you win. What is your name? First name only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian!... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Bumper Stickers

Introduction: For all those people that think their cars look too boring......

Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole!

Zero to dick in 60 seconds.

Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes...

Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready.

Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Queen’s Breasts

Introduction: This is a funny joke for the ppl who never heard it before.

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King’s chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Morning After

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He f***es
himself to open his eyes, and the first things he sees are a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on t... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Going Fishin'

Introduction: A tale with a twist

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go but, what can they do...

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. "Damn man! How long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The night bef... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Affairs

Introduction: not so sexy


> The 1st Affair
>
> A married man was having an affair
> with his secretary.
> One day they went to her place
> and made love all afternoon.
> Exhausted, they fell asl**p
> and woke up at 8 PM ..
> The man hurriedly dressed
> and told his lover to take his shoes
> outside and rub! them in the grass and dirt.
> He put on his shoes and drove home.
> "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
> "I can't lie to you," he replied,
> "I'm having an affair with my secretary.
> We had sex all afternoon."
> She looked down at his shoes and said:
> ... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Something funny

# 9 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask
the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the
front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into
her breast. They are both startled and he
says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if
your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
1221."

# 8 A young man walks up and sits down at the
bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender
inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you
celebrating something?" ... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Dirty Jokes ReEdit

Introduction: Forgot some info here the better one hope you like it

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks th... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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in the night club

one night me and my gf daniee went out clubbing, when we arrived we had some drinks and talked before we got a little d***k and started to dance....

we were grinding on each other and that got me turned on, i said to daniee i was going to the toilet. she followed behind me and stopped me in the corridor and started to kiss me passionatly and rubbing my semi hard cock through my jeans... we then made our way into the womens toilets and into a cubeical...

as we contiuned to kiss with passion we started to strip each other down. with my 7.1/2inch cock fully erect i made her go down on me an... Continue»
Posted by wankbank18 5 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Lesbian Sex  |  
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Aunt Sue

Aunt Sue

After my parents got divorced, I lived with Mom. She had a good job and apparently was well paid because we never seemed to lack for any necessities. She got a recent promotion, though, and now she has to travel quite a bit. Although she seems to really like her job, having to leave me alone bothers her a whole lot. I'll have to hand it to Mom-- she's very conscientious and seems to worry considerably about being a good parent. More than anything else, she worries that I won't get proper care during those times she has to... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Mature  |  
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Perverted Jokes

Introduction: These are funny,perverted, and just wrong all at the same time.

A Penis Study

In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study. After three years of research and $250,000.00, they concluded that the reason was to give the Woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Wisconsin, unsatisfied with the... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Camping with Friends part 2

As the first part ended with me seeing Carol's blond bush for the first time. I finally got to feel that sweet soft pussy. She was already wet as I fingered her pussy as she stroked my hard 6 inches. Beth and Joe were in the bedroom with the light on so I could watch the goings on. Joe immediately got Beth in the missionary and mounted her. I meanwhile buried my face between Carol's legs, as I started to lick her she pushed me away telling me she didn't like that, I didn't know of any girl that didn't like a good tonguing but I just moved up and buried my cock in her soft velvety hole. I kept... Continue»
Posted by holepuncher69 5 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Masturbation, Voyeur  |  
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