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It's All About Sex (Honestly)

I saw this on someone else page and they're always interesting so I figured what the hell...



What’s your favorite place to be kissed?
Lips, but I enjoy being kissed all over...

What’s your favorite color lingerie?
Personally, I don't wear it, however, black or red, if it's on a lady...

What color panties are you wearing?
Blue Boxers, not into ladies underwear, unless it'#s on a lady...lol...

What’s your favorite sexual position?
Woman on top...

Do you prefer strawberries with whipped cream or chocolate?
Whipped cream, defo...

Do you prefer sex beneath the sheets or on top?
On top of, too damn hot underneath...

Do you prefer sex with the lights on or off?
Lights on, I can see her pleasure then...

Do you like rough sex or smooth sex?
Either or, depends on the mood and the passion...

What one word would describe the most pleasurable night you’ve had?
Hot...

What’s your favorite part of sex?
Giving oral to a woman...

Are you familiar with the term “erotic roleplay”?
Yep, but never really done it...

Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yep, want to give it another go, any takers? Drop me a line...lol...

Do you enjoy phone sex?
It can be great fun, drop me your number if interested or message me for mine...

Where do you want to have sex the most?
I the woods, near to where I live...

Would you ever Do anal?
Given, but was too tight and uncomfortable...

Have you ever tried whipped cream in the bedroom?
Yep, was too messy really...

Do you want to do something really wild?
I'd love to try a gang-bang and also dogging...

What would you do with me if we were alone right now?
Grope you all over, eat you out, lay you back until you scream...

Have you ever fantasised about a person of the same sex?
No, no, no, no....not my kind of thing...

Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender or indulged in kissing/fondling?
Not consensually...

Do you find yourself attracted to people of the same sex sometimes?
Nope...again, not the sort of thing that's going to float my boat...

Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases?
Hell, no! I'm a good boy, always play safe...

Have you ever had unprotected sex?
Yes, but only with the one I know...

Do you have any fetishes - including foot fetishes, sadism and masochism etc?
I have a major breast fetish, I love to kiss fondle, grope and cum on them. Also, I have fetish for outdoor sex, just haven't been able to indulge it recently...

How important is sex to you?
It's important, but it's not the be all and end all...


How would you react if you found out your partner were disloyal to you?
In my current circumstance, I'm in an open relationship, however, in the past I've had a cheating partner and it made me angry, because she lied about it...

How old were you when you first kissed?
Proper full on snog? I was 18 or there about, I was a bit of a bookish individual when I was younger...lol...


Are you a virgin? If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
No longer a virgin, maybe on the ridiculous...lol..and I finally popped my cherry at 21...

Who did you lose your virginity to? What was the experience like?
It was a friends ex-girlfriend who came around to see me one night, one thing lead to another and it happened...what more can I say...?

Have you ever been f***ed into having sex?
Not full sex, but, yes...:(

How many sexual partners have you had to date?
Let me think...7...

Have you ever used sex toys?
Not myself personally...

Do you masturbate? How often?
Yep...Maybe as many as three times a day, sometimes more...

Have you ever f***ed yourself sexually on a person?
Never!!!

Have you ever had sex with a person significantly older or younger than yourself?
Depends on if you can 7 years significant...?

Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfil someday?
Going out for a drive one day, I pull into a woodland car park. There's another car parked in there and I notice a camera flash going off in there. I get out of my car and walk over to where the other car is parked. I hear a couple of ladies inside laughing, then the camera flash goes off again. In that flash of light, I see naked breasts, fingers probing and tongues exploring. The windows of the car are open and I wander closer for a better look. The women don't seem to hear my approach and carry on as they were, starting to get into their activities, I get right up to the window, feeling myself getting hard as I approach. I lean a hand onto the roof of the car and lean down and look right in, watching as the ladies caress and fondle each other, I'm suddenly aware of pressure on the crotch of my jeans, I look down and the lady nearest to me has my growing bulge in her hand and she is slowing massaging it...
The rest I want to experience for real...

Have you ever had a one-night-stand?
One or two...

Have you ever had sex with someone related to you?
NO! I am not from the Southern United States...lol...

hve you ever picked up someone from a singles bar?
Nope. I've never had that kind of luck...

Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep, several times...

Do you browse porn on the internet or on television?
Both, but the porn on the internet is far better and far wider ranging...

Have you ever paid for sex?
Shamefully, yes...

Have you ever been paid for sex?
No, I don't think anybody would be willing to pay me for sex...lol...based on looks not performance...lol...

Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some other benefit?
Nope...

If your boss promised you the promotion you were very keen to get but insisted that you spend a weekend with her, pleasing her sexually, would you agree?
Depends on the promotion, how much of a salary increase would be involved and also if she had big boobs...

Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?
I'd go for a gastric band and an abdomoplasty...

Would you pose nude for playboy if they offered you $1,000,000.
Sure would, but I think it would have to be a special edition female chubby chasers copy...lol...

Have you ever been part of a sex orgy?
No, but would love to...


Have you ever cross-dressed?
No I haven't, not my cup of tea really...


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